May 22nd, 2008
The TTO: David James v Victor Valdes
TGIT, dear readers. We have dug ourselves out the backend of the new community section and we are in dire need of some thigh therapy.
Let’s enjoy the talent today, shall we?
Portsmouth’s David James is an old fav of ours. He fits all the criteria one should look for in a goal keeper: slightly barmy and tall. Works for us. He’s enjoying the FA Cup victory and we are enjoying his hamstrings.
Alternatively, you may choose to go with Barcelona’s delectable Victor Valdes. Some say he is the poor man’s Iker, which confuses us, as we’re quite certain VV is rather wealthy himself. Such subjective squabbles aside, we do think he is a very worthy competitor and meets the somewhat insane/height acceptable standards as well.
Who gets your vote?
The winner of last week’s TTO will be announced tomorrow. This is not due to any particular controversy nor to incite a riot. We are still dealing with a few comment issues from the new settings and wish to be fully accurate, lest we are attacked by thigh-conscious Kickettes questioning our tabulation methods.
cheers Anna for the Keeper v Keeper tip
After last week's excitement at having the Hargreaves thighs to drool over, I confess to a certain 'Meh' attitude this week. David, I suppose…yawn..
Victor Valdes!
David gets the better pictures here, but all-around Victor is finer…someone has got to have better pictures of Victor’s thighs, he’s lovely.
And TFO – Thank you for using the correct word: God.
You're very welcome, ladies! Nice to see the keepers finally get some love. It'd be a shame for their pretty thighs to go un-perved on any longer. Anyhow – My pick: David James. Valdes needs to sort out the shorts issue. There's no need for him get his Urkel on during matches. Simply unnecessary and detracts considerably from his hotness.
Victor is hot…but I still vote for David James
David James, of course
Give me some David James baby! YEAH!!!!
well, i have to tell you my news, i am now Mrs David James
when david and the boys did the tour of portsmouth with the FA cup, i shouted up to DJ "i love you David James" and he smiled and waved back. i can take that as a marriage proposal, right? anyway, david and i are off on our honeymoon now. and, yes, of course his thighs are my selection. thighs and the rest!
on a thigh basis, david james
Hhhmmm…think this is the hardest TTO for me…both of them do nothing for me…but due to club loyalty, i shall choose David James – former Liverpool man between the sticks… AJ, i saw that pix of naked David James too…he was holding a ball to cover up his bits…must admit, nice bod…
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Having admired David James ever since he came to play for Pompey, he totally gets my vote. He isn’t too skinny – he has an amazing physique. Not an ounce of fat but loads of muscle. Nice bum too.
VICTOR, VICTOR ALL THE WAY! Now he just needs to grow some hair pronto, like a chia pet.
http://i25.tinypic.com/dbh37b.jpg
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Victor Valdes
David James, no question.
David James
Hmmmm……WHERE is everyone????
Normally this thread is full of fellow Kickettes. I think the Community swallowed them up!
I’m still in a haze from Hargreaves being in last week’s TTO.
are you joking? there’s absolutely no competition: David!
DAVID FTW!!!!
(even though I went through a VV stage <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />)
Guys I have just signed in and I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IS GOING ON SOMEONE HELP!!!!!!!!! How do I add people And I think I will go with David James
Voting for David James. Very impressive photos, and I wonder if my vote is for him because we actually *see* more of his thighs in these photos than Victor's. Anyhoo, DJ all the way. And Marmitey (the new MrsDavidJames), yes, that DEFINITELY qualifies for a marriage proposal. Many congratulations, I hope you and David will be blissfully happy together for many years to come! How lovely!
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David gets my vote!! Sorry so late kickette, I'm just so enthralled by the community……it's hard to leave!
Ooooooooo I knew it would be worth waiting for!!!!! Thank you Kickette you are too kind. I am sorely tempted by David's thighs having stood behind his goal and admired them many times at City but Victor is simply in a class of his own! Victor/Iker sandwich – Hmmmmmm! too yummy!!!!!!
Im going to have to say Mr James purely becausehe helped my beloved mans team win the f.a cupand he has some good thighs x
I'm going to go with David James on this one even though neither of these two makes me all flustered. Perhaps if it was Pepe. TFO- Thanks for the picture of David, even if this is all about the thighs we have to do a thorough investigation before making a decision.
I love Victor, his thighs are delicious. You're right Kickette, he is very wealthy and there's no reason why he and Iker can't both be the bread in a hot goalie sandwich, with me as the filling. I do believe I was discussing this thought only a few days ago… anyway I know David James will win this one but I'm still voting for Victor all the way! Yummers!
OK, I've changed my mind. David James look a bit too skinny unless they are stretched. So I'm going with the more rugby player thighs of Victor Valdes.
David James. He has the body of a god. Click here.
David James! David James! David James!
David James!
None of the pictures really get my tummy, heart, mind or 'other' areas feeling funny. But based on the pictures, I'm going with David James.
Your right Fourth, he does!! But this is all about the thighs!!
David James. He has the body of a god. Click here.
I say Victor.
Ok, I'm going to have to go with Victor. It's the second pic of him that swung it for me. Look at that definition! A Victor/Iker sandwich….now that's a lunch break I would definitely be late back from!
Well none of them really does it for me if it was just down to thighs.. But David James is and old favourite hottie of mine so he gets my vote
Lucy, I can't even register!!! My computer has gone totally crazy and I'm suffering because it's so hard to even look at the page, it takes ages. But as soon as my sister (my personal computer assistant) sorts this out, I'll be there with a really cool pic to display.
Gotta Go With David James On This Onee x
Tough choice. I would say Victor Valdes NORMALLY. I love Iker, but hey, it's still not fair to call Valdes the poor man's Casillas. These pictures are lookin a bit shabby though. Don't do him justice. Based on the thighs in the Kickette given pics ONLY, my VOTE goes to David James.
Definitely-David James
Victor.
David James. Most definitely David James. Rawr.
I think im going to have to go for… Vicotr Valdes Was a hard one though
I think David James wins the thigh-off!
oops! typing error, forgive me! DAVID JAMES all the way!
Davis James!
valdes no doubt about that, he's a real hunk as calamity james is just out of his mind, true he gives you chills when he's making a crazy/impossible dash for the ball, but victor is all eyecandy
earlier I tried to vote for David but the site wasn't working so I'm going to officially vote for him now.
Tee hee
That was me who called him the poor man's iker lol. Nothing to do with money, it signifies the lower quality version of the original that a poor man can actually afford lol. 
That said, I'm still casting my vote for VV. He may not be Iker, but at least he is the knock off version of him, and not a bad one at that!!! I want to join up but I keep getting a 404 message 
V?ctor! Hands down. Those pictures don't do him justice though. http://i29.tinypic.com/s1hnw1.jpg http://i30.tinypic.com/14mujba.jpg http://i26.tinypic.com/i3w0uw.jpg
I guess my vote goes to V?ctor. No particular reason though
David James!
Valdes is hot but I have to go with James. I saw a pic of him naked (the best parts covered, of course) a while back and that man is just perfection.
David James! David James! David James!
David James!
Redgirl – come over to the community! I’m surprised, Victor’s putting up stiff competition! Go VV!
None of the pictures really get my tummy, heart, mind or ‘other’ areas feeling funny. But based on the pictures, I’m going with David James.
Your right Fourth, he does!! But this is all about the thighs!!
Im going to have to say Mr James purely becausehe helped my beloved mans team win the f.a cupand he has some good thighs x
I’m going to go with David James on this one even though neither of these two makes me all flustered. Perhaps if it was Pepe. TFO- Thanks for the picture of David, even if this is all about the thighs we have to do a thorough investigation before making a decision.
Redgirl – come over to the community! I’m surprised, Victor’s putting up stiff competition! Go VV!
I love Victor, his thighs are delicious. You’re right Kickette, he is very wealthy and there’s no reason why he and Iker can’t both be the bread in a hot goalie sandwich, with me as the filling. I do believe I was discussing this thought only a few days ago… anyway I know David James will win this one but I’m still voting for Victor all the way! Yummers!
OK, I’ve changed my mind. David James look a bit too skinny unless they are stretched. So I’m going with the more rugby player thighs of Victor Valdes.
David James, all the way, based completely on the thighs. Let me tell you, Barcelona is a secondary team of mine and I despise Portsmouth, so.. this is PURELY on the thighs. The other one has no comparison at all.
Yay, thighs! On the basis of those photos, my vote definitely goes to Mr. James.
Any word on who won last week? Did my man win? Do tell!!!
David James! David James!