October 30th, 2008

The TTO: Mario Gomez v Thierry Henry


Hello again, lovely leg-lubbers, and welcome to another session of the Thursday Thigh Off.

First timers, make yourselves comfortable and feel free to grab refreshments – we’ve got Thigh-ve Alive Citrus Blend!

There’s no doubt that, for many of you, this time of year is a hard one. You wake up to frost on the grass. You reluctantly fish your bearskin parka out of the closet. You sleep wearing scratchy wool socks that hide your perfect pedicure. Random peasants sneeze on you while you are in commute.

We’re here to help. We find that good moisturizers and heavy doses of pun (accompanied by frequent friskings of footie flesh) are KEY.

Today we plan on worshiping at the Church of Thighentology. Won’t you join us?  Click through and let’s cleanse those thightans!


In the blue corner, we have ONTD Football’s newest sigh-inducer, Mario “Best of Both Worlds” Gómez. Surprisingly, he was not fathered by Crispin Glover. Born to a Spanish padre and a German mutter just twenty-three years ago, Mario is, well, as the nickname suggests.

Question: What does Spanish plus German equal, anyway? Sperman?

A striker for the German national team and for VfB Stuttgart, Mario has a high goal-scoring ratio and has ma- Oh. Oh, sorry. We’ll get back on topic now. These are primo thighs, people, the stuff of fantasies.


In the red corner, Thierry Henry.


Thigherry Henry would be way too easy, wouldn’t it?

Around our neck of the woods, we call him Titty. You know his story. ‘ee eez Fransh, he is the undisputed King of Incredible Baby Photos, and he’s an ex-Gunner/current Barça man. Tall. Long legs. Nice thighs. Very nice.

Believe it or not, we actually have a lot in common with Monsieur Titty:
We both really, really like fondling barely legal Bojan Krkic; We both love a good Gigi snog and; Yes, duh, we both love sending the Bulge-Watch Radar into a frenzy.


Happy voting. Good luck!

Congratulations to last week’s winner, Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Lord knows, he needs an ego boost. Congrats Big Z!

The TTO is brought to you by the lovelettes at ONTD Football.

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65 Responses to “The TTO: Mario Gomez v Thierry Henry”

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  2. one_love=cesc_fabregas says:

    ahhhh just for the reason that he’s half spanish is good enough!.. gomez it is..

  3. Kathy says:

    I don’t like Henry and I’ve never found anything about him to be even remotely attractive, including his thighs. Mario is definitely the winner in this contest.

  4. aristeia says:


  5. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    Thierry Henry. I don't really have much of a reason, but yeah, he's too cool. Tit FTW!

  6. SemiCharmed says:

    Okay, we all know my vote goes to Gomez, as I did request for him to be in the thigh off in the GBA. I believe the quote was “I’d like to spread some nutella on that!” after critiquing many GNT nutella commercials. As for my next request- a bulge-off anyone? Some of those could put an eye out.

  7. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    *gasp* kickette how can you do this to me..?!? i love these two dearly…!! aaaagh, this is a nasty decision indeed… can i pick both…??

  8. Moury says:

    Definitely, Best of Both Worlds.

  9. Pink Panther says:

    Titi please! On a platter. With whip cream and chocolate syrup.

  10. Lucy says:

    Tit's thighs have more… than Mario's. Weird, no? What is va va voom? *Closes youtube* I vote Titi :D

  11. janxy says:

    henry, ohmygod, yes.

  12. GO says:

    gomez. tough choice though.

  13. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    hehe i'm lovin it, girls xD

  14. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    The gorgeous Titi all the way!! He’s so beautiful!

  15. TammyV says:

    Mario on the strength of the splits alone.

  16. TammyV says:

    Mario on the strength of the splits alone.

  17. Lucy says:

    Tit’s thighs have more… than Mario’s. Weird, no? What is va va voom?
    *Closes youtube* I vote Titi :D

  18. justlikexabi says:

    :D please just look at the thighs

  19. Susanna says:

    Henry any day.

  20. freddiegirl says:

    No contest, Henry.

  21. Eva says:


  22. nanz says:

    Henryy!! hands DOWN!

  23. kady says:

    Not a fan of Henry, all show no substance of late. So I’ll go with the other guy, whoever he is- got to admit he does look better than Henry tho.

  24. ash says:

    gomez all the way!

  25. Rusty says:

    yeah, can I pick both?

  26. boo says:

    ahh i’m sure there must be better pics no? come on!
    i’ll go with titi, but…

  27. kaya says:

    Totally Titi.

  28. Catep says:


  29. lucia says:

    Mario no doubt about it!

  30. Jess says:

    Henry as always!

  31. Julia says:


  32. Moonie says:

    Oh tough one but im going for Thierry I think! *tries to remain focused on the thighs but is distracted by his amazing fingers and thumb dip*

  33. VictoryFord says:

    mmmmmmm Henry. thats all i can say on the matter, im too mesmerised

  34. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Gomez for me

  35. kate says:

    SemiCharmed, YES. Hear hear. Bulge off. Boner D'or. Brilliance.

  36. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    thierry, you're in my HOF sweetie.. but i'm gonna have to go with mario on this one… this was a torturous decision..! ;D *collapses to the floor* hahaha..

  37. Becca says:

    Its Mario 'Best Of Both Worlds' Gomez For Me. Deffinatley.

  38. Innocenza says:

    Gomez. I'm anti-Henry on principle, but Mario's thighs are pheNOMenal.

  39. The Fourth Official says:

    Thierry Henry gives me a rash, so I guess I'll vote for the other guy, even though I have't a clue who he is. Plus, okay, to be fair, he's got better thighs.

  40. DC says:

    Titty.this was a hard one. Gomez's thighs are still deliscious but it is Henry for me.

  41. Victoria says:

    Henry, for sure.

  42. klyn312 says:

    Henry!! yumma yumma!

  43. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    This is a tough one but I'm going with Marito! I'd like to say it's purely based on the thighs but I'm a little biased by the fact that he takes his shirt off regularly!!

  44. Sarah says:

    Titi!! No question!Also, a big LOL at Sperman. I think that title goes to Nando though.

  45. justlikexabi says:


  46. justlikexabi says:

    seriously, Gomez has the hottest body in GNT. <img src="http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l233/krtschmn/germany/33.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket"> <img src="http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l233/krtschmn/germany/0000133.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket"> <img src="http://i34.tinypic.com/1764us.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> jamd

  47. lose that girl says:

    The Gomez guy. lose that girl blog

  48. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Gomez defoooo

  49. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Gomez defoooo

  50. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Gomez defoooo

  51. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Gomez defoooo

  52. mandanicole says:


  53. lissette13 says:

    Marito 50% Latin all off them can count with my vote .SuperMario Super tighs

  54. VictoryFord says:

    mmmmmmm Henry. thats all i can say on the matter, im too mesmerised

  55. SemiCharmed says:

    Whoa JLX, I came to campaign too! Photobucket Photobucket Photobucket

  56. autumnmaple101 says:


  57. LynxKitten says:

    Gomez! I’m so happy about the recent German love :)

  58. Zatil says:

    Mario Gomez. No question.

  59. Paris says:


  60. Emily (Giggsy's Gal) says:

    Mario Gomez, and it’s not just ’cause I despise Henry. Gomez’s thighs are superior. And I agree that the splits in the first Gomez photo are impressive. He gets my vote.

  61. Anna (Frau Manuel Neuer) says:

    marito! yeah, we on the gba wanted him here too xDD he definitely gets my vote! and i’m leaving some abs and hip dips to try to influence you girls ;x Photobucket

  62. Venice says:

    I have to vote Titi in just about every poll ever so there you go.

  63. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    This is a tough one but I’m going with Marito! I’d like to say it’s purely based on the thighs but I’m a little biased by the fact that he takes his shirt off regularly!!

  64. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Mario Gomez. No doubt about it.

  65. Erin says:

    Gotta go with Gomez.