March 12th, 2009
The TTO: Massimo Oddo v Michael Rensing
Happy thigh-day everyone.
This week we’re continuing our new team-focused version of the Thursday Thigh Off by heading over to the Bundesliga to examine some worthy competitors from the German market of man muscle. Bayern Munich, hallo there.
Who will emerge victorious, and who will be left alone and shamed with nothing but a pair of under-armour to get them through the cold and lonely nights? It’s up to you.
Massimo is a 32-year-old right-back just shy of 6 feet tall. As we’re sure you will recall, Mr. Oddo is very comfortable posing in his skivvies for contractual obligations as often as needs to be. He joined the mighty Bayern on a one-year loan last August and has been flexing up a storm ever since.
Michael is 24-years-old and he holds down the goalkeeper spot for the FCB. He’s 6’2”, his girlfriend Saskia is an underwear model, he likes to wear lederhosen and get drenched in beer. What more do you need to know?
Who do you think deserves the victory?
Congrats to last week’s winner in the Man Utd thigh series, Nemanja Vidic. Well done, you hard, macho piece of manly goodness. Commiserations to Patrice Evra: you put up a good fight, but your thighs just didn’t have the winning touch. Your abs are splendid, though. Silver lining and all that.