May 1st, 2008
The TTO: Micah Richards v Paolo Maldini
Soz for the lateness of the TTO today, Kickettes. We promise never to keep you in anticipation of thighs again and accept it truly is unacceptable to have to wait more than 2 minutes after the stroke of midnight on a Thursday before quadly goodness is posted in rapid fire fashion.
Let’s get to the goods, shall we?
First, we have the tartan/high zip-loving Micah Richards of Manchester City. Regardless of his fashion choices, there is absolutely no denying the bod. He has more abs than anyone we know and he is terribly thightastic. He became the youngest defender to play for England in November 2006, when he was 18 years old.
Also for your consideration is Paolo Maldini, who plays for AC Milan and has several things working for him: the eyes, the extreme amounts of cash he has amassed over the years, and quite obviously, his physical prowess. Mr. Maldini is one of the elder statesman on the field – he’s played in eight Champions League finals.
It’s young, fresh legs full of stamina against highly experienced, finely honed ones. Who gets your vote this week?
Congratulations to the lovely Xabi Alonso for his victory over Joe Cole in last week’s Thigh Off. Sorry Joey, but you’re going to Moscow so it all evens out.