July 4th, 2008

The TTO: Nemanja Vidic v Alexandre Pato

Welcome to another Thursday* Thigh-Off, Kickettes.  Hope you enjoy the competition between two stellar competitors this week.

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Coming up first, it’s Manchester United’s Nemanja Vidic.  He is of strong and mighty-thighed Serbian stock and he has a seriously hot girlfriend.  All good and admirable qualities indeed.

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However, his competition comes via the Brazilian talent-machine that is Alex Pato, a striker who plays for AC Milan. He may be young (just eighteen), but he is most certainly worthy. 

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It’s the battle of the dirty-hot versus brace-face hot.  Who gets your vote?

Congrats and air-kisses to Niko Krancjar, who beat out the lush Florent Malouda by several impressive strides in last week’s draw.  Don’t worry, FM, we’re available for thigh-therapy and so forth.

* We have issues with schedules.

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66 Responses to “The TTO: Nemanja Vidic v Alexandre Pato”

  1. lose that girl says:

    NO competition here. Vida! Hurrah!! lose that girl blog

  2. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    Yummmmm! Vida Vida Vida! It's not just 'cause he's United, it's not just 'cause he can look sexy covered in blood, grass and dirt, but 'cause when I see his full-back thighs, I wanna do naughty things with him. That first photo is gorgeous — check out the beautiful extension of his left leg. And Mesdames Kickette, did you perhaps post the treadmill porn pic to give this Pato kid a fighting chance against the Sexy Serbian? The very last photo is the only way Pato could actually garner a few votes, in my opinion. So… in case it wasn't obvious already, my vote goes to Nemanja Vidic!

  3. AJ says:

    Alexander Pato, stop cheating with more pics of your loverboy. ;D I'll have to even it out but only one…don't want to step on Kickette'd toes. :) <img src="http://i29.tinypic.com/2jc8qh2.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic"> Just a little thigh. He's such a tease. :) Source:Getty

  4. patinhomio07 says:

    Pato Pato and did I mention pato? yeah my vote goes to one of my loves pato

  5. carly says:

    Pato gives me the creeps. I recognize he's got a fine thigh but he's a CHILD! His body looks overdeveloped for his age, he doesn't look normal, sorry. Obviously my vote goes to VIDA and hell, I miss him :)

  6. Ali says:

    pato, even though that last picture is hilariously awkward.

  7. carly says:

    Pato gives me the creeps. I recognize he’s got a fine thigh but he’s a CHILD! His body looks overdeveloped for his age, he doesn’t look normal, sorry. Obviously my vote goes to VIDA and hell, I miss him :)

  8. Becca says:

    Pato deffinatley wins this. And hes only 18, im only 14 soo its all good :P I bugsy this one.

  9. Alexandra Pato says:

    Well, I guess my vote is kind of obvious (look at the name) but yeah, Pato!

  10. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    i'm gonna have to say Pato. I don't really like either, so i'll go with him.

  11. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    Oooh thank you Kickette, this was worth waiting for. Vidic all the way…… *swoons*

  12. HoneyBee says:

    Vidic!And considering the vote is coming from a Croatian it says a lot about his thighs.I hate myself for missing Niko's TTO!I went there now and voted for him(honorable vote I know because the voting is over but I had to do it,and I had to go there to drool over his thighs).Proud Niko won without my vote!I can't believe I missed it!

  13. lose that girl says:

    NO competition here. Vida! Hurrah!! lose that girl blog

  14. Erin says:

    I’m going Pato on the strength of that last pic alone. Also, I’m allergic to voting for a United player.

  15. Erin says:

    Actually, TFO, I would vote for Pato on the basis of thighs alone…solely for that last photo. But you’re right…I can’t completely ignore the club loyalty. Sorry.

  16. LoveLamps says:

    Pato because of the treadmill pic. Seriously. That’s just not fair to Vidic at all and I think Vidic is seriously hot, but the thighs are all we are to judge so I’m going with Pato. There. Must run to holiday fun!

  17. Avenath says:

    Not even that last pix of Pato can sway my vote…Vidic for the perfect thighs!!!…sigh, sigh, sigh

  18. Amoremio22 says:

    PATO PATO PATO ALEX ALEX ALEX HANDS DOWN!

  19. patinhomio07 says:

    Pato Pato Pato and did I mention Pato?

  20. Zatil says:

    Vida. Deffo. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  21. Joanne says:

    Nemanja by a country mile. I’d love get between those big Serbian thighs!

  22. Marvel says:

    i dunno…. i guess i’ll go for pato cuz i feel wrong about picking a united player…

  23. KP says:

    Pato!!!

  24. deviler says:

    vida’s got nothing against the duck. serbsplz.

  25. Avril says:

    Vida wins hands down. mmmmm!

  26. freddiegirl says:

    Vidic.

  27. Jo says:

    Vida for me

  28. Maga says:

    Vida of course <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  29. Kimbo says:

    Uh, Pato.

  30. HotBoyz United says:

    ill vote for …VIDICCCCCC..! he is super hot with nice blue eyes that match perfectly with that super tight thigh.!

  31. DC says:

    Vidic

    Pato’s tighs are yummy but…no.

  32. ^^K^^ says:

    Where do I vote? Well I’m voting in here :D NEMANJA’S thighs win :-*

  33. MoMo says:

    Well, since he's basically my age i don't have to feel bad about voting for PATO

  34. k2k2milan says:

    PATOOOO! Thank you for posting Pato Kickette. Haven't seen much of him since Valentine's Day.But……. As much as I love Pato, I can't help it but I have to choose Vidic.

  35. aristeia says:

    Alex. Alex! ALEX!!! :)

  36. Gina Villamelon says:

    I'm with Erin on this one. I cannot bring myself to vote for a United player. And Pato's thighs in that last picture…oh lord. They alone win that for me. I didn't even notice the other 9 pics on this page. So yeah…Pato.

  37. Nina (Mrs Gerrard) says:

    Vidic. and it's coming from a Liverpool fan:) his thighs just do it for me.

  38. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh my God, how long have I been waiting for Vida to appear on the Thigh Off? Thanks Kickette! Nemanja all the way.

  39. Brandy says:

    No worries Ms. Kickette, I don't adhere to schedules either :) e.g. me voting on Monday afternoon… My vote goes to Pato for taking the effort to take off his pants for the camera :)

  40. AJ says:

    Pato is a cutie but he has nothing on the manly-tough thighs of Vida. God that man is hot. My vote goes to the Sexy Serb. That last pic of him in white is the stuff of very sweet dreams. :)

  41. AJ says:

    I hate to break hearts here but for the record, Ana is Vida's wife not gf. They have a son, Luka. LOVE that name. :)

  42. Moongirl says:

    Im going against my blue principles and saying Vida!!! Hot thighs overcome all barriers!

  43. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I have to go with Pato because of that second and last picture of him.

  44. Lucy says:

    I can't believe I completely forgot to vote in the thigh off! Anyway Pato's show way more definition, plus they are tanned and the last picture on the treadmill was a winner. So I'm voting Pato and ignoring the fact he's 18. Vidic's thighs are average and added to that, his face makes me heave.

  45. TammyV says:

    Vidic..

  46. Fer_Lahm says:

    Ms. Kickette, my god! wow he’s only 19 and he’s burnin’ up! ay papi =) haha, my vote is for little ducky (pato:P) bc look the last pic!!!! loveya!

  47. carolinagirl says:

    I am going to have to go with Alex Pato. This is just based on the last picture. That boy is 18 years old, huh? Yikes!

  48. Villa*baby says:

    Although I really don’t like Vidic’s face, I can’t deny he’s handsome and while he played in Serbia, he was playing for my favourite club, so I must wote for my Serb!:)His thighs are mmmmmmmm….:)

  49. Innocenza says:

    Pato! He rocks my world.

  50. Kimbo says:

    Pato! I think he’s cute, and like um… he has good thighs!

  51. The Fourth Official says:

    I thought the thigh-off was supposed to be about the thighs. I’ve voted for many opposing team players in the TTO. Some of you are letting your United hate overwhelm your thigh judgment.

  52. DC says:

    Vidic. Pato’s tighs are yummy and all but he’s young and i’m sure this won’t be the first time his tighs will be seen here. ;]

  53. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    PatO! x

  54. Cesc's lil bird says:

    Pato because, like Erin, I’m going specifically for the last pic. And I may be biased agaisnt Man Utd and I have a soft spot for AC Milan. But even with bias aside, I don’t like thighs too thick like Vida.

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  55. Paris says:

    Pato!

  56. Neryss says:

    haha love the last pic of Pato, so yeah pato it is…

  57. Venice says:

    I’m so so happy that Niko won the last TTO, now if someone dares to call him fat ever again, he can tell them to eat sh*t and die. Except he would never do that, bless him.

    As for this week, ah I don’t know. Neither of the guys do it for me. But I’d say Pato. By focusing on the thighs alone maybe I can forget he’s still a kid so it wouldn’t bother me that much. His are muscular but lean, I like that.

  58. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    I have to go with Pato because of that second and last picture of him.

  59. Lucy says:

    I can’t believe I completely forgot to vote in the thigh off! Anyway Pato’s show way more definition, plus they are tanned and the last picture on the treadmill was a winner. So I’m voting Pato and ignoring the fact he’s 18. Vidic’s thighs are average and added to that, his face makes me heave.

  60. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I am a big supporter of Pato, but up against Vidic? Ooh that’s tough. Think I’ll have to stick with the kid. Pato for me.

  61. TammyV says:

    Vidic..

  62. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I am a big supporter of Pato, but up against Vidic? Ooh that’s tough. Think I’ll have to stick with the kid. Pato for me.

  63. Johnna says:

    Vida a thousand times over.

  64. justlikexabi says:

    tough. but it’s about thigh, so it’s vidic.

  65. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Pato, deffo. I love, love, love the fact that he’s 18. Pretty ace in my opinion. Almost as ace as the over 6′ 16 year old who now plays major league baseball. Hooray for young talent :)