June 27th, 2008
The TTO: Niko Kranjcar v Florent Malouda
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We’re late, we know. It’s like the good old days when our Thursday Thigh Off would happen at random intervals, usually not actually on a Thursday. Feeling nostalgic? No? You just want the thighs, not the half-arsed rambling, we get it.
Click through for the photos/info and to see who won last week’s killer comp between C-Ron and The Ramos.
For your perusal, here are two lovely ballers, the doe-eyed but ample-thighed Niko Kranjcar (Croatia) going up against former Finest Five lister Florent Malouda (France), who carries a set of cheekbones that could cut glass. Or preferably, a large pink diamond high in carats, low on obligation.
Anyhoo, give us your thoughts on who should reign thigh-supreme this week.
Congratulations to Sergio Ramos for his victory over Cristiano Ronaldo in last week’s TTO – he won by four votes. We have a new found love and appreciation for The Ramos, but we are truly shocked by this turn of events. C-Ron, be brave during these troubling times. We still believe in you and your muscles.

Niko. The rest of him is yummy too.
Well done Sergio! I vote Niko.
Ramblings Of A Gooner Girl
Niko Kranjcar without a doubt
Niko……..Niko……Niko…….
I can’ t believe the result was ever in any doubt!! Got to go for Niko in this one – his thighs are far superior as is everything else about him!!
Kranjcar FTW!
Niko, hands down…or thighs up, whichever you prefer.
Niko. End of.
Breaking the cycle her ladies – Malouda. THose are impressive and they stand-up even in proximity to the Lamps Legendary Thighs of steel
Breaking the cycle her ladies – Malouda. THose are impressive and they stand-up even in proximity to the Lamps Legendary Thighs of steel
niko for sure!!
niko kranjcar. god ihate the ramos winning. i'm never gonna hear the end of this in the SBA thread.
Though Florent Malouda is one of only two Chelsea players that don't make me throw up (Salomon Kalou being the other one), and though Florent's thighs are quite spectacular in their own right, my vote goes to Niko Kranjcar, based on his impressive photos. Phwroar…
Niko.
Niko.
Speaking of Niko love, and thunder thighs, there are at least two reasons why I'm fascinated with another Niko from the team, Niko Kovac in this photo – try to guess! I borrowed the pic from Jamd.
I Vote Nicko. Even Though Malouda Is A Chelsea Boy, I Just Cant Pull Myself Away From Nicko. Maybe Next Time Florent Close Call Though…
Niko….simple as that
I’m gonna go with Niko lovely thighs and I caught a glimpse of some BULGE in the 2nd pic
Yay The Ramos won he deserved it!!
Haha Venice you're like the proud mama of all the Niko loving around here! You're certainly responsible for my Krunchy crush.
I'm breaking the trend here I know,but after seeing pic 5 and 6 my vote easily goes to MALOUDA..wow!! thightastic!
Maloulou d’amour *-*. Malouda of course! I’ve followed him when he was playing in France at EAG. Love watching him playing!
I may be crazy… but I choose Niko as well.
have people gone mad?!
malouda wins this hands down, i do love niko but based on thighs alone i’m sorry malouda takes the cake on that one
COME ON MALOUDA (ignoring the fact that he’s a chelsea boy)
niko kranjcar, of course
NIKO NIKO NIKO ALL THE WAY!
This is officially my new favorite football site.
Oh, and I vote for Nico!
Not my type, but he’s cute, although Malouda has a great complexion.
I never mind going down with an unpopular cause… I’m not overcome with either of them as players or eye candy, but Malouda has the better thighs. Actually, at least from the pics, there’s not any question of whose thighs are better…
Definitely Niko. Quite Pleased That Ramos Won Last Week, Against That Rat Ronaldo. Im A United Fan, And I Cannot Stand Him For What He Is Doing To Us. Loser.
WOW….The Ramos won! I’m happy!!! yay
This week, I vote for Niko alllll the wayyyyyy
Niko Kranjcar does it better. Lots better.
I'm digging Niko.
i'm going to have to go with the underdog malouda on this one just because of pic 5. **and i just want to note that last weeks thigh off is what inspired me to sign up for kickette, but then i forgot to vote (story of my life) so i'm so glad everyone else came through and helped the ramos win!!
Niko's. Yay to Sergio's thighs!
wow, not one malouda vote yet.. go niko
Niko,Niko,Niko!
another reason to rejoice!!! yeay… the ramos won over c-ron!.. im with the niko bandwagon on this one…
Niko!! ily kickette twas a toughy but niko anyday x
Niko
I am convinced that if Whatserface wasn't in the picture Cris would have won, as he should have any way with his superior thighs and body. Love me some The Ramos, but he still has smoothe girly thighs IMO.
the ramos won?! oh, my! i vote for florent, because he's all caramel and it's summer damn it! everything should be made in tan/burn/caramel etc.
GO NIKO!!!!! Malouda has nothing on you. All this Niko love fills my heart with joy. I'm happy to have contributed at least a little *wipes a proud tear*
NIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lovely thighs…sigh.. lose that girl blog
I know this is about thighs but even if Niko had stubs for legs, I'd still vote for him…I'm melting just looking at the pictures….
Niko I have nothing else to say there is no competition here =)
Niko! I'm so happy The Ramos won last week's challenge. I believe this is just another reason for C-Ron to cry.
Yes! The Ramos WON! *dances to flamenco and claps hands* This time I'm voting for Niko, his calf muscles are spectacular and his thighs aren't bad either!
He may have a freakishly tiny head, but those thighs are anything but small, my vote is with Niko. And I'm sorry, I love The Ramos, but how the hell did he beat Ken-Ron in a THIGH off???
I'm also going to jump on the Niko bandwagon!
based on the last few pictures, I vote for Malouda. If I just saw the top two, I would have gone for Kranjcar (whose name I can never spell without looking, and I'm an awesome speller).
definitely Malouda…he's definitely packin' some muscle on those thighs!
My vote is for Niko. And I'm thrilled that Ronaldo lost! I vote for Ronaldo to lose at everything.
god, niko is dominating. go niko. yay! omg venice. i just looked at that pic of niko you gave us a link to and all i can say is OH.MY.GOD. OHMYGOD..
Niko I have nothing else to say there is no competition here =)
Niko! I’m so happy The Ramos won last week’s challenge. I believe this is just another reason for C-Ron to cry.
Yes! The Ramos WON! *dances to flamenco and claps hands* This time I’m voting for Niko, his calf muscles are spectacular and his thighs aren’t bad either!
He may have a freakishly tiny head, but those thighs are anything but small, my vote is with Niko. And I’m sorry, I love The Ramos, but how the hell did he beat Ken-Ron in a THIGH off???
NIKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lovely thighs…sigh..
lose that girl blog
I know this is about thighs but even if Niko had stubs for legs, I’d still vote for him…I’m melting just looking at the pictures….
no contest. Niko.
Niko Kranjcar. No doubt about it.