November 13th, 2008
The TTO: Paolo Maldini v Javier Zanetti
Another week, another round of quadtastic action for your judging pleasure.
We’re heading over to Italy for some Serie A appreciation. Won’t you join us?
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This week’s TTO is brought to you by ONTD Football.
Good afternoon, studious and diligent pupils of Thigh. Today, we’re going to wax lyrical about rituals and sustenance.
Human beings are creatures of habit. As we boldly stride through life, we develop our own daily rituals and routines. Eg, some people like to enjoy a cup of coffee first thing, some have their man-servants take them straight to the shower for cleansing and diamond-polish buffing. But we, dear followers, we need thigh.
Thighs are like meals: best consumed in small portions, several times a day. This method of thigh-intake helps to ward off disease, fatigue, depression, and the 3 p.m. brick wall. Studies show the importance of a balanced diet consisting of quad, hamstring, and adductor. Trust us.
On today’s menu, we’re delighted to feature two exquisite Italian Serie A dishies, Paolo Mmm-mmm-Maldini and I’ll-have-the-Javier Zanetti. Sometimes the pun just writes itself, really.
Tee hee, Milanese rivalry.
Paolo Maldini
Maldini, even at age three hundred and fifty-seven, is still sending people with hormones all around the world into fits of, um, [content not suitable for children.] He’s AC Milan’s dreamiest defender, and also the most-capped player for the Italian national gang o’ hunks. Ed note: he’s also a former TTO winner.
Javier Zanetti
Zanetti, at a considerably more sprightly two hundred and three, thighs about for Inter Milan. He’s also captain of the Argentine team, so you know, we suppose he’s quite good at what he does.
We firmly believe that these mealtime thighs are a divine gift from Iker. They’re like toast. Look closely at that leg – can’t you see an image of the Virgin Bojan?
Who gets your vote this week?
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Well done to last week’s winner, Mario Gomez, who barely beat out Thierry Henry in a closely fought battle. Nice job, MG! Thierry, stay strong.
illlll caaaaaaaapppppppiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttaaaaaaaaaaanooooooo javier zanetti by a thousand miles….!!!!!!!! maldini cannot run like zanetti
zanetti
MALDINI!
It's gotta be Maldini…he's had way more time to sculpt those beautiful thighs! And yay for Marito winning last week's TTO!!
It’s gotta be Maldini…he’s had way more time to sculpt those beautiful thighs! And yay for Marito winning last week’s TTO!!
I'm going to have to go with Zanetti. (I may be a bit biased though. I sure do love those Argentines. hehe)
Looks like I'm outnumbered but I'll have to go for Zanetti.
Hands down Maldini! That dirty dirty maldini. Mmmm
Am I allowed to vote? Because I’m all about Mal-do-me, har har.
I'm gonna go for MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMaldini!!!!! Btw congratz Mario!! x)
Paolo Maldini has the better thighs.
Paolo.
Zanetti
My vote goes to Maldini
I will not explain. I can’t.
Paolo Maldini. Deffo.
Maldini made his league debut on January 20, 1985, at the age of sixteen, against Udinese Calcio as a halftime substitution for the injured Sergio Battistini. It would be his only league appearance of the campaign, but he was in the starting eleven the following season.
Known as Pupi in Argentina, he was nicknamed Il Trattore (The Tractor) after moving to Italy because of his strength, resilience, stamina and his ability to run past opposing defenders when joining the attack from his right back position.
In my eyes, it’s no competition.
Paolo Maldini please.
(DOWN WITH INTER! MWMWWMAHAHAHWHAHAHHA-just kidding, this vote is based on thighs alone, no Milan rivalry, I 98% promise.)
Am I the only one whot thinks that Maldini looks like a porn actor…?
this website has confirmed that I am at least a little bit gay…
wow…zanetti for sure
Maldini gets my vote!
I'm on board with these additional pictures! Zanetti for me
Maldini.. he looks so yummy in that first pic! ^_^
Im going with Zanetti simply because for some unknown reason that first pic of Maldini is seriously creeping me out!
Maldini!!! @ John – hahaha, it's okay to appreciate a beautiful thing.
I'm an Inter fan and this is treason, but I have to go for Sexy Maldini
Maldini I guess.
javier
maldini
Zanetti for sure… he plays on inter… he's from argentina… oh yeah and um did you see the last picture… it says it all…
Also… LOOK: <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Sycohoochi/Bunch-a-crap/Soccer/ZanettiFiorentina10-29-08.jpg"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Sycohoochi/Bunch-a-crap/Soccer/ZanettiUruguay.jpg"> <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/Sycohoochi/Bunch-a-crap/Soccer/ZanettiUruguay2.jpg">
*FLAILS* What? WHAAAAAAAT? I'm supposed to choose between THESE TWO??? You are truly cruel, Kickette. You're setting Pupi up to fail against the HOFer Maldini! Okay, Il Capitano's won already so I'm giving Pupi the vote. Still, I'm glad you put Zanetti on the main page. He is completely thighalicious!
Paolo Maldini For Me, With Extra Thigh Please.
Congrats Gomez
Maldini.
From these pics, I'd have to go with Maldini.
Don't get me wrong I do love Maldini……BUT……….Javier "Il Capitan" is a GOD!!!! I am sssssooooo HAPPY that kickette decided to put Zanetti in this one. Although he is not as popular, this will pave the way for more ladies to appreciate this argentinian hunk!!
Oh and I think it's obvious by now that my vote goes to Javier! ;-D
Maldini wins at everything.
I'm voting for Zanetti, but this is another thigh-…tight one.
Maldini – perfection since time began and still perfect
Maldini. Even though I evidently don't know which position he holds in my Finest Five. (and congrats to Mario Gomez, though I voted for both men last week
maldini. hands down
zanetti for me. x
Paoloooooooooo! Yum!!!
maldini..
still love you thierry… 
and way to win last week’s, mario..
To kickette and the ONTD girls:
Thank you for putting Serie A front and center this week…but thou art cruel!
Making me choose between the divide! I say, let’s give Zanetti a shot this time around. Javi Zanetti it is.
Look at this; some Serie A fans crawling out of the wood work. Come join us.
I’m voting for Zanetti, but this is another thigh-…tight one.
Maldini – perfection since time began and still perfect