March 6th, 2009

The TTO: Patrice Evra v Nemanja Vidic

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The Thursday Thigh Off is back!

On Friday, obviously, but it’s back nonetheless.

This week, we’re hitting up some Manchester United boys: the pocket-sized but lust-worthy Patrice Evra goes against robot-hot Nemanja Vidic.  Come on through and examine the evidence.

PATRICE EVRA
imagePatrice Evra is a 5’8” defender who hails from France via Senegal and he makes a mean lobster ravioli.

He may look like a puppy, but he’s actually pretty fiery. He’s had his share of altercations on and off the pitch

Short version: you would need to train him.

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NEMANJA VIDIC
imageNemanja Vidic is Serbian, 6’2”, and falls into the rough and ready category of defenders.

He can wear orange shorts and still look macho. Plus, he bleeds a lot.  Seriously, his DNA is everywhere, Kickettes. This man won’t be satisfied until he’s bled all over the United Kingdom.

Short version: he would be the one training you.

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All depends on your personal preferences, obviously.  Who gets your vote for the hottest thighs?

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99 Responses to “The TTO: Patrice Evra v Nemanja Vidic”

  1. boo says:

    vidic! fo' sure!and purely cuz of the orange shorts that clung quite nicely to his muscles. that and blond hairs get me….places

  2. Pingu says:

    vidic. unf unf unf.

  3. HiL says:

    Vidic. No doubt :)

  4. Paris says:

    VIDIC!

  5. Blondie says:

    evra

  6. miss_disenchanted says:

    After much perving over the pics my vote goes to Vidic!

  7. Dreamgirl says:

    Totally irrelevant. But I love Pat's shoes. There, I made up for it.

  8. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    WOW, this is a tough one, both players have amazing thighs. No. 5 really made me laugh, but I think I have to give it to VIDIC!!! And not just because he bleeds like a God.

    Well done, Kickette. Very good choice this week.

  9. mrs jt ;) says:

    gotta be vidic :)

  10. phelbe says:

    i'd av 2 go 4 vidics..mmm..look at em thighs!!

  11. calgary234 says:

    Tough one but Vidic get’s my vote!

  12. Lucy says:

    Aw Kickette, I find it sooo hard to judge on thighs alone :( I really can't stand either of these players, it makes me squirm having to select… but it has to be Evra I guess. Based purely on the fact that he isn't Vidic _._

  13. The Fourth Official says:

    HoneyBee, I’ll PM you the links.

  14. HoneyBee says:

    Boston Red it's not easy to type after seeing that. Seriously hot.:-P I agree TFO-great idea of having same team TTO,oh this just makes my Friday great.P.S. TFO said-"I have his stint on Red Devil's Kitchen saved on Photobucket if anyone wants to see it"-I want to see :-) Okay my vote will go to Vidi? but I am wiling to show Patrice just how much I like his thighs too.:-P

  15. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    Vidic ftw!!

  16. mrscudicini says:

    Vidic. I hate them both…but the thighs don’t lie

  17. c9 says:

    How can you do this to us kickette???!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. aristeia says:

    This was a hard one Kickette. They are kind of equal in the thigh department. I guess I'll go w/ Evra.

  19. banri says:

    Vidic for me :)

  20. linkinred says:

    I'm going for Vidic purely because in the last pic he nearly shown us some bum!!

  21. ashley says:

    looking at the pictures before the jump i was wondering if this was a TTO special edition… thursday tie off!

  22. ilovenemanjavidic says:

    VIDIC!! obv:)

  23. striker says:

    Vidic!

  24. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    WOW, this is a tough one, both players have amazing thighs. No. 5 really made me laugh, but I think I have to give it to VIDIC!!! And not just because he bleeds like a God.Well done, Kickette. Very good choice this week.

  25. Lucy says:

    Aw Kickette, I find it sooo hard to judge on thighs alone :( I really can’t stand either of these players, it makes me squirm having to select… but it has to be Evra I guess. Based purely on the fact that he isn’t Vidic _._

  26. Avenath says:

    Oh.My.Vidic…how hot can one Serb get?!

  27. lose that girl says:

    BR, thanks for posting THAT beach shot. Who needs lunch? I'll just feast upon that photo of delish Pat. lose that girl blog

  28. lose that girl says:

    If Patrice was up against another one of our United boys, I would probably choose him…. it's just that Vida, well he really doesn't have any peers when it comes to those thighs. I think Pat's French-ness makes him SUPER hot. As a Canadian living in a country with plenty of Francophones, I think they're lovely and make the rest of our country, all the more special. lose that girl blog

  29. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    Vidic everytime, anytime. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  30. MrsJamieRedknapp says:

    Vidic everytime, anytime.  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />

  31. miss a. says:

    Vidic, hands down… or hands up? He’s part of my rape fantasy.

  32. RAEESA says:

    I LOVE BTHE BOTH OF EM, I MEAN EVRA & VIDIC ARE 2 MONSTROUS DEFENDERS… VIDA IS’NT THAT HOT, HE’S JUST CUTE IN A WEIRD SORRTA WAY..LOL BUT HE SURE GETS MY VOTE… HEE HEE

  33. Lauren says:

    My vote has to be for vidic, I love evra but vidic all the way. Mmmmmmm !!

  34. A V R I L says:

    VIDA!! HE’s so hot. I can’t breathe after the last pic

  35. Char says:

    Definitely vidic…the last photo is ridiculous!

  36. Man utd lass says:

    Vidic.  The last picture sealed it for me.

  37. Jo says:

    I love Pat but my vote goes to Vida. :D

    Ms. Kickette, my highlight of the Newcastle match (besides our goals) was hot, angry Vida yelling at Martins. *swoons*

  38. lindsaytorresans says:

    VIDIC. that last pic did it for me…even though he is absolutely owning nando in one pic.

  39. emmetbeth says:

    Vidic ofcourse!

  40. shay says:

    Ohh, that’s a hard one to call. Both have excellently football-ery thighs. Gonna have to go with Vida though. He could crush you with those things (if you are lucky).

  41. xCharlottex says:

    Evra =]

  42. Aiza says:

    Evra is the cutest happeist little frenchman ever. And the BEST left back in the world. But Vidic wins this one. Totally.

  43. Meer. says:

    Guess that'll be Vidic, allthough Evra has got himself some thighs there, too.

  44. RedHeart says:

    BR! Now I really do need to go and lie down. They are some special hip-dips!

  45. sarahj. says:

    has to be vidic…the pictures say it all :)

  46. Lola says:

    Based on thigh, and thigh alone, I'd vote for Evra

  47. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, this is just the best frickin' Friday EVER!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU, KICKETTE! Okay, decision time. Oh, God . . . . *frowns* . . . Oh, damn . . . *scratches head* . . . . Well, I just love them both. And Patrice is so sexy and adorable – as evidence that pic from BR. (I have his stint on Red Devil's Kitchen saved on Photobucket if anyone wants to see it – he's just so mmmmmmmmmmmmm in the kitchen and he names the lobsters after his teammates!!!!) BUT Vida is SO fierce. Plus, I think I may have sent just a *few* pics *blush* of Vida to Ms. Kickette to get him on the TTO, so . . . . . I must go with VIDA!!!!!! But I volunteer to console Patrice en français!

  48. Rebecca says:

    HiL's picture made it for me, I'm not going with the flow: EVRA. Haha, look at Nani at pic 5 :D "Oh no, he's stealing my moves"

  49. torres4ever says:

    Have to go with Evra . Vidic seems to be putting Nando in pain in one of those pics.

  50. I.Luv.CR7 says:

    aaa….evra is sooo soo cute and has an adorable laugh [tho not as cute as cristano] vidic is the definition of M.A.C.H.O!!! hard to pick…but its gotta b vidic 4 me [cuz of the last picture aswell!]

  51. Berbie's Barbie says:

    Definitely Vidic..he could kill someone with those.

  52. Candide says:

    Evraaaaaa! he's so classy. and I just scrolled down and saw that hip-dip pic!

  53. kenita says:

    i'll go for vidic

  54. kimmila_2000 says:

    vidic. he looks rough-but sweet :)

  55. jt_crazy says:

    Vidic of course, just look at him… sexy bastard

  56. diva_dallia says:

    ooooh vidic gets my vote. evra would be a great laugh but vidic…sigh, bless him

  57. Dreamgirl says:

    Well, Ms. Kickette I am very impressed you started with the best. My vote goes to Vidic(sorry Pat) Apart from the thighs, the rough and ready does it for me. Thanks again ;D

  58. FirstTeamCoach says:

    OH MY GOD – Kickette Thank you so very much for making the start to my weekend so delicious. Now to choose between two of the hottest men in the EPL. vidic is hot because he is just so well HOT. Pat is hot in a cute sort of way. Usually I would choose Vidic, and up against anyone else I definately would, but I think Pat needs some loving here so I am going for PATRICE. the hotness coming from my pc is melting the monitor *sighs*

  59. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Thanks HiL, thats why I voted Evra!!

  60. Mar102082 says:

    the last picture did it for me… vida wins this one….so excited to tto is back!!! yay!!!

  61. Villa*baby says:

    Vidic! Vidic! And again, Vidic!:) I have more than enough reasons.;)

  62. Ali says:

    Evra!

  63. Becca says:

    Vidic For Me Too :) Mmmmmmmm

  64. lutscher says:

    Vidic all the way, and now I'm off to think about him training me!!

  65. Kahtilyn13 says:

    I love you all who work at Kickette!!! This is my favorite Thursday Thigh Off on a Friday!!!! Vida and Evra are my two favs for Manchester United!!!! I'm kinda biased b/c I love Vidic!!! But Pat has some great legs!!! I never realised before just how lust worthy he is. Oh and i love them all dressed up in their suits. Vidic's shoes look like football boots from the 1800's and gotta love the Man Purse. Evra shoes are awesome though! My final vote would have to be Vidic b/c the last picture of hi with the red card being shown, that's a fabulous pictre of his thighs (drool!!!!)

  66. Zatil says:

    Aww….tough. But I'm gonna go with Vidic this time.

  67. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    I'm late to the game… as usual. Ha! Well, this is a very difficult decision, as I find both of these men incredibly delectable, but as I must choose only one, I'm going with our sexy Man Mountain, Vida.

  68. AJ says:

    LOL @ Lovelamps. Well, this is tortuous for me. They both have gorgeous thighs, and everything else. ;) Vida gets my vote. If for nothing else than he's used those thighs to jump higher than anyone else and score some killer headers this year. :)

  69. Deanna says:

    Oh god, this is just too difficult!!! Love them both so much, I don't know what to do. And they've both got fantastic thighs. Okay, I think I'll go with Pat. Because, like FTC said, Pat deserves a whole lot of love too. So sorry Vida!!!! I love you very much, but this time I'm going with Pat.

  70. carly says:

    Yay TTO! Evra's shorts are too long, he needs to show more skin so I can evaluate properly. *frustrated* But because I like that original picture of him, I'll vote for Evra.

  71. Kickette Admin says:

    Okay – no more back and forth on this one, gals, we've removed a few comments. Let's stick to who your vote is for and why and keep it fun. We're fine with having randomish reasons (ie, "he likes cheese, I like cheese") but let's try to keep things non controversial. For at least 5 minutes. It's all about THIGHS for godsake x

  72. Boston Red says:

    A simple google search has produced it. Feast your eyes on this ladies. Like him or not, that's pretty darn special. <img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m293/mhogan08/2008-08-05-1731-57.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  73. Boston Red says:

    Talk about Sophie's choice…. Gotta go with Vida, but Pat is also brutally hot. Someone needs to post the beach shot of Pat! (why have I never saved it…)

  74. LauraVidicRafael says:

    VIDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! VIDA VIDIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  75. carly says:

    Yay TTO! Evra's shorts are too long, he needs to show more skin so I can evaluate properly. *frustrated* But because I like that original picture of him, I'll vote for Evra.

  76. TammyV says:

    Vida based on the fact that his facebook updates are as adorible as his thighs

  77. LoveLamps says:

    Vidic. I fear he will kill me if I don't vote for him.

  78. lose that girl says:

    Ms. Kickette, were you spying on us United gals? We were chatting about a TTO of solely United "talent". Decisions, decisions!!! They're BOTH worthy….oh, gosh darn, I hate to choose between Pat and Vida, but I will go with Vida. Reason being: Jo will be very happy that I chose her man!!lose that girl blog

  79. lose that girl says:

    FTC, how cute are you!lose that girl blog

  80. Mrs.De Rossi says:

    hmmm this is a toughie pat is quite hot and i am enthralled with that acrobatic pic of him… but there is something about vidic fouling someone not looking remorseful in the least and showing a bit of leg at the same tim that just does it for me…vidic by the slightest

  81. RedHeart says:

    That final picture of Vida is making me slightly breathless (sorry Jo!). For that reason alone, my vote goes to Vida. I think I need to go and lie down for a while…

  82. bocamuffin_NYC says:

    vidic all the way!

  83. HiL says:

    Some of the girls said we are not seeing enough of Pat.. so maybe this thighful pic will help? Photobucket

  84. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Hrm… well since I’m not a huge fan of either of them I just focused on the thighs. And they were some verrrry nice thighs. Vidic gets my vote…

  85. Aianna (Mrs. Jiménez Silva) says:

    Oh this is so effing hard. I love them both… But since its all about the thigh, my vote goes to Pat. :)

  86. 'TorresNubianQueen' says:

    Omd now thats a tough cookie u see kickette why’d u have to square of 2 of the sexiest Man UTD players cos now i cant decide..hmmmmmmm i guess i’ll go for Vidic cos i love it when he’s in gladiator mode (when he tackles strikers and has a fresh cut and bleeds heavily each week somewhere on his head and makes no fuss) i’ll have a piece of that ass and those thighs dont get me started gurl ;-)

  87. nicki says:

    Usually not one of my favorites, but I have to go with Vidic his thighs are pretty yummy. Yay so so happy TTO is back!

  88. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Im going for Evra because Vidic is hurting Nando in one of the pictures !

  89. Moonie says:

    Ok so its now Monday and im mega late, but if id voted on Friday I wouldn’t have experienced the Vida thighs being shown to their full hot potential in the FA cup game so its all good ;) And MXA’s right bleeding like a God definitely increases the hotness :)

  90. Moonie says:

    Oh I forgot to say, I love the ‘same team thigh off’ idea Kickette. It means we only cast our votes on the hot men, not which club we prefer ;)

  91. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Evra….

  92. autumnmaple101 says:

    Vidic, he’s got that sweet but rough & tumble vibe going for him.

  93. kate says:

    EVRA.

  94. TammyV says:

    Vida based on the fact that his facebook updates are as adorible as his thighs

  95. Kickette Admin says:

    :) No spying, LTG – we just decided to do same-team only Thigh Offs and felt Evra had been neglected from our radar :)

  96. Kickette Admin says:

    Okay – no more back and forth on this one, gals, we’ve removed a few comments.

    Let’s stick to who your vote is for and why and keep it fun.

    We’re fine with having randomish reasons (ie, "he likes cheese, I like cheese") but let’s try to keep things non controversial. For at least 5 minutes. It’s all about THIGHS for godsake x

  97. Kickette Admin says:

    :) No spying, LTG – we just decided to do same-team only Thigh Offs and felt Evra had been neglected from our radar :)

  98. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    TTO! :) I’m going for Vidic, just because I agree with Carly that I need to see more skin before I can evaluate Evra’s thighs.

  99. lose that girl says:

    Bless you, Ms. Kickette. A good Friday has turned into a GREAT Friday!