March 6th, 2009
The TTO: Patrice Evra v Nemanja Vidic
images via Splash News
The Thursday Thigh Off is back!
On Friday, obviously, but it’s back nonetheless.
This week, we’re hitting up some Manchester United boys: the pocket-sized but lust-worthy Patrice Evra goes against robot-hot Nemanja Vidic. Come on through and examine the evidence.
Patrice Evra is a 5’8” defender who hails from France via Senegal and he makes a mean lobster ravioli.
Short version: you would need to train him.
He can wear orange shorts and still look macho. Plus, he bleeds a lot. Seriously, his DNA is everywhere, Kickettes. This man won’t be satisfied until he’s bled all over the United Kingdom.
Short version: he would be the one training you.
All depends on your personal preferences, obviously. Who gets your vote for the hottest thighs?