April 24th, 2009

The TTO: Sergio Ramos v Fabio Cannavaro

Category The Thigh-Off

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Feeling judgmental? We sure hope so.

This week, the Thursday Thigh Off (brought to you on a Friday. Ahem.) is heading to Spain, where we’ll be investigating the talents of two Real Madrid staple items from our lust files: Sergio Ramos and Fabio Cannavaro.

Two class defenders. One is a well-recognized legend, the other, a legend in his own mind. And ours too. 

Let’s get stuck in, shall we?

SERGIO RAMOS
First, The Ramos. A man who breaks every style rule a hetrosexual/gay/in-between man ever could have, and yet? He is just so damn sex-ay on the pitch.  Perhaps it’s because at the end of a game, Sergio removes his shirt 99% of the time. Perhaps it’s because he rocks a mullet like he’s some kind of 1980s rock star with a trailer load of groupies and a lightening bolt guitar.  We just want in. A former Finest Five list member, The Ramos is all about that one, unforgettable night. And every Kickette deserves one of those nights.

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FABIO CANNAVARO
Ah, Fabio. Proud of his booty (see below). Italiano. Happy to pose in his skivvies for advertisers (also below). That ticks several of the boxes on our hot list.  He’s a card-carrying member of our Hot Hall of Fame, and in any other situation, you could just straight up award Fabs the victory without even seeing his opponent.  Look at this face and tell us otherwise – Fabs is definitely one you would want to lock down for the long term. Those thighs are for life, not just for Christmas.

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Congratulations to last week’s TTO winner, David Ginola. Damn, Shearer really can’t win anything lately. Next week, Liverpool! Thanks Kate!

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75 Responses to “The TTO: Sergio Ramos v Fabio Cannavaro”

  1. juventina says:
    November 24, 2010 at 23:28

    Cannavaro. Forever and always.

  2. roozw says:
    August 30, 2009 at 23:07

    Fabio. ofcourse. come on!

  3. Lucy says:
    August 30, 2009 at 17:45

    As much as I love Canna's underwear ads (who doesn't?) I am voting for The Ramos. Picture 4! Picture 4! Sergio's legs are delish!

  4. Ali says:
    August 30, 2009 at 17:32

    Both! At the Same Time! Canna do that? If not..Sergio Ramos por favor bc pic #4 is greatest thigh pic in history of thigh pics.

  5. Blondie says:
    August 30, 2009 at 17:18

    Cannavaro =)

  6. Lucy says:
    August 30, 2009 at 21:45

    As much as I love Canna’s underwear ads (who doesn’t?) I am voting for The Ramos. Picture 4! Picture 4! Sergio’s legs are delish!

  7. trojanette21 says:
    August 30, 2009 at 16:38

    ramos!

  8. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 21:18

    Faaaaaaaahbio! Yeah, Canna ftw. Always. The Ramos is losing my interest.

  9. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:
    August 30, 2009 at 15:17

    SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS….(did I make my decision clear??No??) SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOSSSSSSSSSSS

  10. mrscudicini says:
    August 30, 2009 at 19:16

    No. Sorry. Do not make me choose. The Ramos is my latest obsession and Cannavaro = God. I will not choose and you cannot make me. It is a draw and that is my final word!

  11. kenita says:
    August 30, 2009 at 19:01

    the ramos

  12. imhereforthenando says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:46

    Oh dear GOD, it's the Ramos. If not for the thighs, than for the photo shoot where he is inexplicably naked on the pitch.

  13. c9 says:
    August 30, 2009 at 13:43

    Are you friggin’ sreious kickette??!!!!?????!!!! Canna for me all the way. I could never deny capitano italiano!! SERIOUSLY!!!!

  14. Stephanie?sBojan says:
    August 30, 2009 at 07:57

    Canna, no contest!

  15. Eternal Dreamer says:
    August 30, 2009 at 12:57

    Canna!

  16. Moonie says:
    August 30, 2009 at 12:55

    The Ramos

  17. striker says:
    August 30, 2009 at 06:35

    The Ramos all the way. All that ego comes from legit quality.

  18. kimmila_2000 says:
    August 30, 2009 at 06:28

    the ramos

  19. labradude says:
    August 30, 2009 at 05:58

    Fabio for sure!

  20. HiL says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:55

    Hard one! i’ll go with The Ramos.

  21. kimmila_2000 says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:28

    the ramos

  22. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 10:00

    The Ramos

  23. mrscudicini says:
    August 30, 2009 at 01:39

    SEE Kickette, making us choose between the Ramos and Canna crashed your site…it was fate….

  24. BS_guapa_grl6 says:
    August 29, 2009 at 23:22

    I'm a Cannavaro fan…so he gets my vote!!!

  25. P says:
    August 29, 2009 at 22:38

    THE RAMOS POR FAVOR GRACIAS (although Canna, I loff you still!)

  26. ferzie says:
    August 29, 2009 at 22:12

    i dont see anything in Cannavaro..sorry!The Ramos for the win..love him!

  27. suzie says:
    August 29, 2009 at 21:26

    canna, no one can compete.

  28. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:
    August 30, 2009 at 01:44

    Sergio !

  29. Erin says:
    August 16, 2009 at 07:15

    My god…Kickette, I do love you so! While I can appreciate Sergio's bod (if not the face), there is just no comparison with the sex god that is Canna!!! *slurp*

  30. MarissaP says:
    April 26, 2009 at 21:12

    The RAM!!!

  31. hi says:
    April 25, 2009 at 10:04

    FABIO! all the way!!!

  32. Shay says:
    April 24, 2009 at 12:19

    Ohh, that is so not fair. If I just have to choose I am going with Sergio. His thighs are simply thunderous!

  33. giggsy143 says:
    April 24, 2009 at 11:51

    there is some amazing positioning in the fourth photo… ohhh sergio and nando in the same frame. doin wat they do best.*stares in awe*.. this one goes to sergio

  34. lindsaytorres says:
    April 24, 2009 at 11:39

    best thigh off… EVER. extremly hard to choose but. im goin with THE RAMOS

  35. Michele says:
    April 24, 2009 at 11:23

    THE RAMOS

  36. FernieT says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    sergio!!!

  37. BarcaGirl says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Sergio just seems smoother. Heck, he's so smooth he can get away with wearing shiny gold shorts to the beach. <IMG title="too funny" height="16" alt="too funny" src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/too_funny.gif&quot; width="16">.

  38. lovesucker711 says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    gotta go with serg

  39. Meer. says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Wow, The Ramos isn't hiding much in that last pic, eh?All the nudity can't change my mind. Fabio's tighs are ENORMOUS but oh so yummy. FC please ;)

  40. cddlykoala says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Cannavaro, that over-the-shoulder picture is a wonder to behold.

  41. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    I shall post this again SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS

  42. Rebecca says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Cannavaro!

  43. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    <h1 style="font-size: 200%"><font color="blue">CANNA</font></h1> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/torstai/RM/rm1-1.jpg"&gt; ftw, always.

  44. allison says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Canna FTW!

  45. Helle (Footiegirl) says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    I am going for the classic! Canna for me…

  46. nicki says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Don't know if I can still vote in this one, but going to go for it anyways. CANNA! (and it was NOT an easy decision)

  47. eRe says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    It's pure delicious porn. End of.

  48. Mamichula says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    ..ramos

  49. Dreamgirl says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    This is a no brainer : Cannavaro

  50. Genevieve Gourcuff says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Hmm…. I'm going for Canna!

  51. FirstTeamCoach says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    No contest – Canna

  52. aristeia says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Sergio who? Canna. Canna. Canna. Canna. Canna. <big>CANNA.</big>

  53. Becca says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    The Ramos, But I dont like the hair!

  54. Callie says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    CANNA. CANNA. CANNA. i hope that's 3 votes

  55. Stephanie?sBojan says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    did all of the original comments disappear <img src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/oops.gif&quot; alt="oops" title="oops" width="16" height="16"> canna for sure <img src="http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t341/awsmsteph/Canna/Nekkid/aafwaq.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  56. Nina (Mrs Gerrard) says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Ah Kickette, this one is really tough. I choose The Ramos, but it was a close call. Reeeaaaaally close one.

  57. Zatil says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    The Ramos. Hands down!

  58. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    RAMOS!!…

  59. Malin ("MrsFern says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Canna! CANNAGRIN!

  60. MrsXabiAlonso says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    So many beautiful pictures. I'm handing this one to Canna. Just.

  61. TammyV says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    that is not even fair Kickette… How do I choice the David's right thigh or his left thigh.

  62. LoveLamps says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    I thought about this all weekend. No really, it was all that kept me going through a long weekend of hell. I can't decide. I vote for both. I'm weak.

  63. AKP says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Ramos. How sexy is he? It’s all about his thighs. Mmmm.

  64. AKP says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    This is the hardest decision ever, but i’m giving it to Sergio, because I love everything about him right now.

  65. takeshiluv says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    OMGGGGGGGG…RAMOS of course! He’s the sexiest=]

  66. Missy says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Ahh, Kickette the things you ask us to do! Here it goes…Cannavaro….He’s a real MAN!

  67. Mariedisawesome says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    fabio cannavaro trumps all. but i still love you sergio.

  68. autumnmaple101 says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Ramos

  69. Louise says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    My original comment disappeared, but, as always: Canna.

  70. Louise says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Cannavaro.

  71. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Canna! CANNAGRIN!

  72. MrsXabiAlonso says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    So many beautiful pictures. I’m handing this one to Canna. Just.

  73. TammyV says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    that is not even fair Kickette… How do I choice the David’s right thigh or his left thigh.

  74. Boston Red says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    I’m not even bothering to look at the Ramos pictures because there is really no contest here. Man or ladyboy? MAN! Canna the sex God all the way!

  75. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:
    May 25, 2013 at 21:12

    Cannavaro. Hands down. Love The Ramos, but Cannavaro wins every time.