April 24th, 2009
The TTO: Sergio Ramos v Fabio Cannavaro
Feeling judgmental? We sure hope so.
This week, the Thursday Thigh Off (brought to you on a Friday. Ahem.) is heading to Spain, where we’ll be investigating the talents of two Real Madrid staple items from our lust files: Sergio Ramos and Fabio Cannavaro.
Two class defenders. One is a well-recognized legend, the other, a legend in his own mind. And ours too.
Let’s get stuck in, shall we?
First, The Ramos. A man who breaks every style rule a hetrosexual/gay/in-between man ever could have, and yet? He is just so damn sex-ay on the pitch. Perhaps it’s because at the end of a game, Sergio removes his shirt 99% of the time. Perhaps it’s because he rocks a mullet like he’s some kind of 1980s rock star with a trailer load of groupies and a lightening bolt guitar. We just want in. A former Finest Five list member, The Ramos is all about that one, unforgettable night. And every Kickette deserves one of those nights.
Ah, Fabio. Proud of his booty (see below). Italiano. Happy to pose in his skivvies for advertisers (also below). That ticks several of the boxes on our hot list. He’s a card-carrying member of our Hot Hall of Fame, and in any other situation, you could just straight up award Fabs the victory without even seeing his opponent. Look at this face and tell us otherwise – Fabs is definitely one you would want to lock down for the long term. Those thighs are for life, not just for Christmas.