April 24th, 2009

The TTO: Sergio Ramos v Fabio Cannavaro

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Feeling judgmental? We sure hope so.

This week, the Thursday Thigh Off (brought to you on a Friday. Ahem.) is heading to Spain, where we’ll be investigating the talents of two Real Madrid staple items from our lust files: Sergio Ramos and Fabio Cannavaro.

Two class defenders. One is a well-recognized legend, the other, a legend in his own mind. And ours too. 

Let’s get stuck in, shall we?

SERGIO RAMOS
First, The Ramos. A man who breaks every style rule a hetrosexual/gay/in-between man ever could have, and yet? He is just so damn sex-ay on the pitch.  Perhaps it’s because at the end of a game, Sergio removes his shirt 99% of the time. Perhaps it’s because he rocks a mullet like he’s some kind of 1980s rock star with a trailer load of groupies and a lightening bolt guitar.  We just want in. A former Finest Five list member, The Ramos is all about that one, unforgettable night. And every Kickette deserves one of those nights.

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FABIO CANNAVARO
Ah, Fabio. Proud of his booty (see below). Italiano. Happy to pose in his skivvies for advertisers (also below). That ticks several of the boxes on our hot list.  He’s a card-carrying member of our Hot Hall of Fame, and in any other situation, you could just straight up award Fabs the victory without even seeing his opponent.  Look at this face and tell us otherwise – Fabs is definitely one you would want to lock down for the long term. Those thighs are for life, not just for Christmas.

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Congratulations to last week’s TTO winner, David Ginola. Damn, Shearer really can’t win anything lately. Next week, Liverpool! Thanks Kate!

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75 Responses to “The TTO: Sergio Ramos v Fabio Cannavaro”

  1. juventina says:

    Cannavaro. Forever and always.

  2. roozw says:

    Fabio. ofcourse. come on!

  3. Lucy says:

    As much as I love Canna's underwear ads (who doesn't?) I am voting for The Ramos. Picture 4! Picture 4! Sergio's legs are delish!

  4. Ali says:

    Both! At the Same Time! Canna do that? If not..Sergio Ramos por favor bc pic #4 is greatest thigh pic in history of thigh pics.

  5. Blondie says:

    Cannavaro =)

  6. Lucy says:

    As much as I love Canna’s underwear ads (who doesn’t?) I am voting for The Ramos. Picture 4! Picture 4! Sergio’s legs are delish!

  7. trojanette21 says:

    ramos!

  8. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Faaaaaaaahbio! Yeah, Canna ftw. Always. The Ramos is losing my interest.

  9. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS….(did I make my decision clear??No??) SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS SERGIO RAMOSSSSSSSSSSS

  10. mrscudicini says:

    No. Sorry. Do not make me choose. The Ramos is my latest obsession and Cannavaro = God. I will not choose and you cannot make me. It is a draw and that is my final word!

  11. kenita says:

    the ramos

  12. imhereforthenando says:

    Oh dear GOD, it's the Ramos. If not for the thighs, than for the photo shoot where he is inexplicably naked on the pitch.

  13. c9 says:

    Are you friggin’ sreious kickette??!!!!?????!!!! Canna for me all the way. I could never deny capitano italiano!! SERIOUSLY!!!!

  14. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    Canna, no contest!

  15. Eternal Dreamer says:

    Canna!

  16. Moonie says:

    The Ramos

  17. striker says:

    The Ramos all the way. All that ego comes from legit quality.

  18. kimmila_2000 says:

    the ramos

  19. labradude says:

    Fabio for sure!

  20. HiL says:

    Hard one! i’ll go with The Ramos.

  21. kimmila_2000 says:

    the ramos

  22. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    The Ramos

  23. mrscudicini says:

    SEE Kickette, making us choose between the Ramos and Canna crashed your site…it was fate….

  24. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    I'm a Cannavaro fan…so he gets my vote!!!

  25. P says:

    THE RAMOS POR FAVOR GRACIAS (although Canna, I loff you still!)

  26. ferzie says:

    i dont see anything in Cannavaro..sorry!The Ramos for the win..love him!

  27. suzie says:

    canna, no one can compete.

  28. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Sergio !

  29. Erin says:

    My god…Kickette, I do love you so! While I can appreciate Sergio's bod (if not the face), there is just no comparison with the sex god that is Canna!!! *slurp*

  30. MarissaP says:

    The RAM!!!

  31. hi says:

    FABIO! all the way!!!

  32. Shay says:

    Ohh, that is so not fair. If I just have to choose I am going with Sergio. His thighs are simply thunderous!

  33. giggsy143 says:

    there is some amazing positioning in the fourth photo… ohhh sergio and nando in the same frame. doin wat they do best.*stares in awe*.. this one goes to sergio

  34. lindsaytorres says:

    best thigh off… EVER. extremly hard to choose but. im goin with THE RAMOS

  35. Michele says:

    THE RAMOS

  36. FernieT says:

    sergio!!!

  37. BarcaGirl says:

    Sergio just seems smoother. Heck, he's so smooth he can get away with wearing shiny gold shorts to the beach. <IMG title="too funny" height="16" alt="too funny" src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/too_funny.gif&quot; width="16">.

  38. lovesucker711 says:

    gotta go with serg

  39. Meer. says:

    Wow, The Ramos isn't hiding much in that last pic, eh?All the nudity can't change my mind. Fabio's tighs are ENORMOUS but oh so yummy. FC please ;)

  40. cddlykoala says:

    Cannavaro, that over-the-shoulder picture is a wonder to behold.

  41. Nandia Mrs.The Ramos says:

    I shall post this again SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS SERGIO RAMOS THE RAMOS

  42. Rebecca says:

    Cannavaro!

  43. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    <h1 style="font-size: 200%"><font color="blue">CANNA</font></h1> <img src="http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b328/torstai/RM/rm1-1.jpg"&gt; ftw, always.

  44. allison says:

    Canna FTW!

  45. Helle (Footiegirl) says:

    I am going for the classic! Canna for me…

  46. nicki says:

    Don't know if I can still vote in this one, but going to go for it anyways. CANNA! (and it was NOT an easy decision)

  47. eRe says:

    It's pure delicious porn. End of.

  48. Mamichula says:

    ..ramos

  49. Dreamgirl says:

    This is a no brainer : Cannavaro

  50. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Hmm…. I'm going for Canna!

  51. FirstTeamCoach says:

    No contest – Canna

  52. aristeia says:

    Sergio who? Canna. Canna. Canna. Canna. Canna. <big>CANNA.</big>

  53. Becca says:

    The Ramos, But I dont like the hair!

  54. Callie says:

    CANNA. CANNA. CANNA. i hope that's 3 votes

  55. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    did all of the original comments disappear <img src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/oops.gif&quot; alt="oops" title="oops" width="16" height="16"> canna for sure <img src="http://i514.photobucket.com/albums/t341/awsmsteph/Canna/Nekkid/aafwaq.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

  56. Nina (Mrs Gerrard) says:

    Ah Kickette, this one is really tough. I choose The Ramos, but it was a close call. Reeeaaaaally close one.

  57. Zatil says:

    The Ramos. Hands down!

  58. one_love=cesc_fabreg says:

    RAMOS!!…

  59. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Canna! CANNAGRIN!

  60. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    So many beautiful pictures. I'm handing this one to Canna. Just.

  61. TammyV says:

    that is not even fair Kickette… How do I choice the David's right thigh or his left thigh.

  62. LoveLamps says:

    I thought about this all weekend. No really, it was all that kept me going through a long weekend of hell. I can't decide. I vote for both. I'm weak.

  63. AKP says:

    Ramos. How sexy is he? It’s all about his thighs. Mmmm.

  64. AKP says:

    This is the hardest decision ever, but i’m giving it to Sergio, because I love everything about him right now.

  65. takeshiluv says:

    OMGGGGGGGG…RAMOS of course! He’s the sexiest=]

  66. Missy says:

    Ahh, Kickette the things you ask us to do! Here it goes…Cannavaro….He’s a real MAN!

  67. Mariedisawesome says:

    fabio cannavaro trumps all. but i still love you sergio.

  68. autumnmaple101 says:

    Ramos

  69. Louise says:

    My original comment disappeared, but, as always: Canna.

  70. Louise says:

    Cannavaro.

  71. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Canna! CANNAGRIN!

  72. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    So many beautiful pictures. I’m handing this one to Canna. Just.

  73. TammyV says:

    that is not even fair Kickette… How do I choice the David’s right thigh or his left thigh.

  74. Boston Red says:

    I’m not even bothering to look at the Ramos pictures because there is really no contest here. Man or ladyboy? MAN! Canna the sex God all the way!

  75. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Cannavaro. Hands down. Love The Ramos, but Cannavaro wins every time.