April 9th, 2009

The TTO: Sylvain Distin v Armand Traore

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This week the Thursday Thigh Off heads to Portsmouth FC, where Sylvain Distin is limbering up to take on the young (but legal-ish) Armand Traore.

Throw on your best French designer goods and prepare to judge, Kickettes.

Sylvain Distin
Mr. Distin hails from Bagnolet in France. We have no idea where that is, but it reminds us of baguettes and that works for us; they’re one of our favourite carbs.  Anyhoo, Sylvain is 31-years-old, stands at a macho manly 6’4”, and he’s a defender that likes to rough it up a bit on the pitch. We have yet to have it confirmed, but we’re sure he has the words, “Chocolate Thunder” tattooed somewhere on his body. Oh yes, we took it there.

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Armand Traore
Armand’s a left back who’s been on loan from Arsenal since last summer. He’s definitely on our embryos to watch list. Why? Well, he’s 19-years-young. Born in Paris. And, he’s 6’1” of nearly-newborn muscle group goodness. Seriously, what vitamins is this man-child taking every morning? Baby needs an endorsement deal with Holland and Barrett, like yesterday.

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Who gets your vote for the best legs in Portsmouth?


Which Inter Milan player won last week’s epic battle of all that is sinewy and good? Javier Zanetti, who fought hard for his win against Zlatan Ibrahimovic.  Congrats Pupi, and commiserations, Ibrah.

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43 Responses to “The TTO: Sylvain Distin v Armand Traore”

  1. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    Traore :)

  2. striker says:

    Traore!!

  3. tinka says:

    Traore. A bit young for my taste otherwise, but the thighs… Also was very impressed by the Kung Fu in pic 5 :D

  4. Dani.Mrs José Manuel Reina (PLQ) says:

    Traore gets my votee !

  5. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    Ooh this is close… I go for Traore

  6. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ooh this is a tough one, gonna give it to Traore though.

  7. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Ooh this is a tough one, gonna give it to Traore though.

  8. Becca says:

    Traore For Me.

  9. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Distin for me. Instead of a chocolate bunny or chocolate egg for Easter, can I have a chocolate Distin instead??

  10. Zatil says:

    Traore

  11. aristeia says:

    Who knew this would nearly as difficult as last weeks!? I keep staring. And staring.

    I’m going w/ Distin’s delicious thighs. Yum.

    Yay Pupi!!! Don’t worry Z, I’ll make you feel better.

  12. Venice says:

    Exactly! Come on you Portsmouth!

  13. Boston Red says:

    Distin. Chocolate Thunder, indeed.

  14. carly says:

    They both make a decent case but Traore has such an irresistible tone of skin and is oh so cute. So Traore. And Play Up Pompey! haha

  15. carly says:

    They both make a decent case but Traore has such an irresistible tone of skin and is oh so cute. So Traore. And Play Up Pompey! haha

  16. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Sylvain Distin. I can see those muscles without clicking on the picture link.

  17. Laura says:

    Gosh I wish I was on that beach. <333
    Aaanyway, Sylvain Distin FTW. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
    He looks the more manly type, and his thighs are PHWOARR! :D

  18. lindsaytorres says:

    traore all the way. especially the last pic

  19. Raina says:

    Mmmmm, Chocolate Thunder….I mean, I vote for Distin!

  20. Meer. says:

    Oh wow, that beach photo is amazing. Great waves, great beach, great sun, great men. Need I say more? No-oh. Armand Traore.

  21. The Fourth Official says:

    Armand Traoré

  22. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Oh dear, I'm a day late… I'm going to vote for <s>Gianluca Zambr</s> erm… yes those Portsmouth players they're who I'm supposed to be voting for. *attempts to tear her eyes off Zambrotta* Um. After careful consideration… I'm going for Traore. <s>my choice might have something to do with that Italian in the last picture</s> He has very nice Thighs.

  23. Blondie says:

    Traore =)

  24. Dreamgirl says:

    Very close this one. I choose Distin.

  25. Callie says:

    Distin. But Traore's thighs will mature well, kinda like a fine French wine.

  26. Gina Villamelon says:

    Traore.

  27. lose that girl says:

    Distin for me. Nice. lose that girl blog

  28. carly says:

    Yay Pupi won! I'll be back after careful examination.

  29. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Last pic got me. Traor

  30. Lucy says:

    Traore wins for me!

  31. Erin says:

    That last pic sealed it for Traore in my opinion!

  32. phelbe says:

    ummmm..ummm..did sum1 say chocolate?..I’m talking fresh choco;ate..Traore 4 me!!

  33. Rebecca says:

    Oh, I love the TTOs… The problem is that you’ll never accept the thighs of a "normal" guy after you’ve spent a few Thursdays here.
    Ah, my vote! Traore has this one, both of them got some damn fine thighs though.

  34. HiL says:

    Traore!

  35. kimmila_2000 says:

    Traore

  36. 'TorresNubianQueen' says:

    traore hands down hes gorgeous and his thighs r amazinnnn ;-)

  37. autumnmaple101 says:

    Traore for me then!

  38. Venice says:

    Oh! I figured it would be those two
    ok

    Good game Distin, but, ah Traoré – those thighs are just super amazing!

  39. carly says:

    Yay Pupi won! I’ll be back after careful examination.

  40. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Last pic got me. Traoré.

  41. Lucy says:

    Traore wins for me!

  42. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    vote goes to Traore

  43. lose that girl says:

    Distin for me. Nice.

    lose that girl blog