March 26th, 2009
The TTO: Vicente Rodríguez v David Silva
As a club, Valencia CF have been under much speculation over their financial future, but it’s good to know that even in such tumultuous times, some things remain pure and true: the glory of their squad’s quads.
In fact, we found it difficult to single out two players for today’s competition from VCF’s well-honed team sheet. Perhaps one is only able to join the team if in possession of at least four well-defined different muscle groups in the thighticular area.
Still, we persevered and have decided to put the lion-esq Vicente up against the feral kitty-like David Silva. It’s the purr-fect way to spend a Thursday, no?
He’s crazy talented, so much so that his body has tended to err on the side of injury quite often.
We think this is due to the thigh Gods grave concern about the eyesight of game spectators – his thighs must remain on limited viewing so not to harm mortals with untoned gams of shame.
He’s just 23-years-old, can play all over the midfield and looks cute whilst doing charity work.
Bonus: David has an official website for those who wish to peruse.
Who gets your vote this week?