March 26th, 2009

The TTO: Vicente Rodríguez v David Silva


As a club, Valencia CF have been under much speculation over their financial future, but it’s good to know that even in such tumultuous times, some things remain pure and true: the glory of their squad’s quads.

In fact, we found it difficult to single out two players for today’s competition from VCF’s well-honed team sheet. Perhaps one is only able to join the team if in possession of at least four well-defined different muscle groups in the thighticular area.

Still, we persevered and have decided to put the lion-esq Vicente up against the feral kitty-like David Silva. It’s the purr-fect way to spend a Thursday, no?


imageLet’s start with the man who only needs one name. He’s a 27-year-old winger.  He recently became a father for the first time.

He’s crazy talented, so much so that his body has tended to err on the side of injury quite often.

We think this is due to the thigh Gods grave concern about the eyesight of game spectators – his thighs must remain on limited viewing so not to harm mortals with untoned gams of shame.



imageSure, at 5’7”, you could use David Silva as a gnome-sized, if not rather fetching garden accessory, but there’s no denying he’s got the thighs of a man three times his size.

He’s just 23-years-old, can play all over the midfield and looks cute whilst doing charity work.

Bonus: David has an official website for those who wish to peruse.


Who gets your vote this week?

A special winners badge is on its way to Salomon Kalou who beat Joe Cole in last week’s TTO by only one vote. He must have done a few extra lunges the day the photos were taken. Congrats! Thanks to everyone who send photos for this week’s TTO.

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81 Responses to “The TTO: Vicente Rodríguez v David Silva”

  1. Mrs.Silva-2-be says:

    I think that David's thighs are worth everything. My Vote goes to Silva, hands down.

  2. Aianna (Mrs. Jiménez Silva) says:

    Silva is definitely not a pipsqueak and he does not look like a rodent, ktnx. :)

  3. Kylah (twinyk) says:

    Oh its chente defs. I mean he wears short shorts just to show those suckers off

  4. mysweetsorrow says:

    mmm… David Silva does remind me of a feral kitty. Silva is the better football player but Vicente wins this one for sure.

  5. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    Right, after 27 hours of ogling… Haaai Vicente!

  6. RedGirl (Mrs. Casill says:

    Vicente!!!! My God, those thighs!!*drools all over the keyboard* =P

  7. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    Right, after 27 hours of ogling… Haaai Vicente!

  8. Venice says:

    Waaah! Vicente, no doubt about it! Pretty delicious!

  9. Helle (Footiegirl) says:

    Well, for me there is no competition really! Sorry David, but VICENTE all the way for me…. THAT boy is hot!

  10. carly says:

    Vicente definitely.

  11. Boston Red says:

    Vicente. Silva is a pip-squeak.

  12. Berbie's Barbie says:

    My vote goes to Vicente!

  13. Tres Bien says:

    Wow, this one is looking like a landslide… so in that case, I'll throw a pity vote to Silva.

  14. carly says:

    TB cross-post :D

  15. carly says:

    Vicente definitely.

  16. Posh says:

    I say neither and my vote keeps getting erased! What the heck

  17. boo says:

    vicente, cuz silva needs to grow up a bit, yeah i'm aware we share age, but dude…ppl gooing at him it's a turn off

  18. alessandra says:

    as much as i love silva for his mad skillz, VICENTE FTW!!!!!!!!!!!! definitely sex on legs, baby.;)

  19. The Fourth Official says:

    If I can tear my eyes away from the first guy's denim-clad crotch bulge *blush*, I'll give him my thigh vote too. Vicente.

  20. Ali says:

    Silva is lovely but Vicente for sure- he is the thigh master! Gina has shown me the light!

  21. Becca says:

    VicenteSorry Gina !

  22. striker says:


  23. Mrs.Silva says:

    Tight comparison, but I have to Silva.

  24. carly says:

    TB cross-post :D

  25. lose that girl says:

    Vicente… I prefer a man, not a boy.Silva looks like a rodent.lose that girl blog

  26. Avenath says:

    This really is a no-brainer…Vicente!!!!…he makes David Silva look like a little spring chicken…

  27. jenny says:

    Vicente all the way!!!

  28. nikki says:

    David David David I love him ! I love i him …I don’t care about his legs ! David Silva please come to Liverpool FC

  29. mirano says:

    vicente is great, but silva is kinda cute…

  30. hennah78 says:

    ohh myy, vicente is most definitly liek a lion… phhwoarrrr.grrrr.. i think i may have found a new crush. vicente all the wayy!

  31. AD says:

    Vicente all the way! I can’t think of David Silva that way, he’s like someone’s little brother who hangs around listening in on your conversations when all you want to do is gossip with your girlfriends about the hot older guy you are crushing on (ie Vicente)

  32. Catarina says:

    David Silva!

  33. shay says:

    This one is easy. Vicente!

  34. Kat says:

    Vicente, without the shade of a doubt.

  35. lovesucker711 says:

    i quite like david silva, but i think vicente trumps in this case.

  36. Meer. says:

    Vicente! David Silva is a little to skinny for my taste.

  37. Me says:

    OOw silva is so cute?? especially the pics on his site. yes, Vicente is HOT By the way, does someone have vicente's baby pics Can't find , maybe i have to wait

  38. Lola says:

    Vicente has better thighs, but Silva has better everything else :) , I want to touch his hair!!!!!!

  39. Rebecca says:

    Vincente… Sorry Silva! I know I'm being such a traitor a now, but the man has some amazing thighs!

  40. torres4ever says:

    Vicente definitely! Silva nice too,but he just doesn't do it for me.

  41. Buena says:

    ahh…this is hard to pick between the Valencia boys. But i have to go w/ Vicente! Though i do have to admit, both of the final pics for both boys are WOW!

  42. Candide says:

    Vicente! Vicente! not only are his thighs more toned, they're more tan.

  43. kenita says:

    vicente!!!! he has the best thighs ever

  44. Phoenix says:

    Oooer, Vicente.

  45. Dani.Mrs José says:

    i love David silva .. but my vote goes to Vicente .. i love that mans thighs !

  46. Blondie says:

    Vicente =)

  47. Dreamgirl says:

    I'm so late with this one. Not that he needs my vote but it has to be Vicente. Really an unfair contest man against boy.

  48. SemiCharmed says:

    Vicente! I have so many things to say about these pics, but they are so dirty I'm sure my comments would be removed. Most involve the words engorged and throbbing member

  49. FirstTeamCoach says:

    No brainer here, it is so obviously Vicente.

  50. autumnmaple101 says:

    Vicente! :)

  51. Sarah says:

    Vicente! His thighs are something special.

  52. Stephanie?sBojan says:

    BB Silva

  53. Gina Villamelon says:

    Ok, I have been waiting for this since forever. I spend an awful lot of time staring at these boys' thighs and to me, there is only one winner. Silva, you put up a good fight bb but Vicente takes this for me. *sigh* His thighs make me so very very happy. So yeah, Vicente FTW.

  54. DC says:

    as much as a love tiny!Silva i'm going to have to go with Vicente because omg those thighs! and he always shows them off. bravo!

  55. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbe says:

    Oh, damn! This is so hard! But, because I love little Silva I'm going to vote for him!

  56. Emily (Giggsy's says:

    Vicente, definitely. Wow…

  57. Moonie says:


  58. Sarah says:

    Has to be Vicente!

  59. LoveLamps says:

    Vicente. Oh yes Vicente. I need some time alone now. . . Frank forgive me.

  60. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Vincente. Hands down.

  61. TammyV says:


  62. tinka says:

    Vicente, no doubt about it. That last pic of him is really gonna make me see beautiful dreams tonight…

  63. Sabia1609 says:

    Vincente! Silva Is okay…But deffo vincente!

  64. lnc23 says:


  65. HiL says:

    Oooh I was looking forward to this all week =D Vicente! No doubt.

  66. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    I’ve been thinking about this for weeks actually… ever since the Valencia thigh off was announced and Vicente has been winning for weeks in my head… so I’m gonna have to go with VICENTE!!

  67. Aianna (Mrs. Jiménez Silva) says:

    Oh good lord. I wanted to be the 2nd one to put my vote in on this but obviously I’m having a hard time deciding. *deep breath* I wanted Silva to be in this TTO. I’ve sent loads of pics of him and I’ve said that he deserves very well a chance to be up in this. But I didn’t see this coming. I thought it would be Alexis or Mori who was going up against Chente. *sigh* I love my bb Silva with all my heart and my life. But bb, just because I think that Chente’s thighs are amaze doesn’t mean that I don’t love you, because I do, I really do, and it pains me so bad to have to go through this. I have never struggled so hard in my entire life. I feel so bad. So yes, despite my heart screaming that I should vote for my hubby, I am voting for Vicente only because this is a thigh off and the criteria for voting is the thigh and thigh alone.

  68. kimmila_2000 says:

    Vicente, that last picture was impressive.

  69. 'TorresNubianQueen' says:

    wooowzer its vincente hands down he’s in a different league to silva my god look at them thighs on him, got me drooling all over my keyboard kickette nice one ;-)

  70. nicki says:

    Both excellent choices kickette! But Vincente wins for me.

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  73. aristeia says:

    Oh bb Silva. Don’t be offended… but I think Vicente would probably win this competition even if he wasn’t included. My vote is for Vicente… the man of the epic thighs.

  74. Callie says:

    Oh Iker, that’s a tough choice…I want to vote for Silva but how do I go against someone who is nicknamed The Thigh? Vicente

  75. Zatil says:

    Vicente. Indeed.

  76. one_love=cesc_fabregas says:

    they’re both spanish and therefore deserving of my vote!! hehehe i can vote 2 where there are 2 spaniards rite?.. ;P

  77. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:


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  79. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    loving the the thigh contest today…my vote has to go for Vicente…after seeing them upclose all I can say is wow…massive muscular thighs are my fave!!!!

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  81. Erin says:

    Wow! Both good contenders, but it’s gotta be Vicente!