May 8th, 2007
The Tuesday Thigh-Off: Round One
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We are currently compiling entrants for our first official thigh-off celebration/competition.
Many thighs of thunder will be entered, all will be coveted, none will be excluded.**
Please feel free to send us your nominations. We’ll start things off with some of our favourite thigh masters, Cristiano Ronaldo, Frank Lampard and Fabio Cannavaro.
Please remember: this is a friendly competition. No cat scratching, name calling or nominating anyone unattractive.
**Except for those who we can’t be bothered to source images for, those whose girlfriends/wives annoy us, or those who fall by the wayside as we get bogged down in the mire of large baller legs.
And yes, please cast your vote for one of the three in our first round of hotness.
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I think Del Piero… IMHO he deserves!!!
I nominate him!
Don’t worry! It’s not about an opiate detox clinic or a drug rehab
wait…Michael Owen was in rehab? For what???! He was soooo innocent?! What did Newcastle do to him!?!
Cannavaro all the way in this one. I can’t access the Stevie G pics:(
Can we have Joey Barton in the next one please?:)
This isn’t the most flattering photo of Ronny so I can see why most of you have not voted for him but MANY other photos show his thighs to be the most delicious in football. I’m in love with those thighs and can you blame because just directly about those thighs is a place I like to call heaven in my dreams!!!!
Well, I think that Crouchie has the best thighs… really!
Oh, I love him!
I’ll try and find some nice shots of Sheva, Petr Cech and Gerrard’s thighs, and put them on tomorrow. But right now I have homework!
Frank.
Like I would vote any other way, PAH!
My vote goes to Cannavaro, simply because:
http://pics26.blog.yam.com/5/userfile/r/rockingho…
http://pics26.blog.yam.com/6/userfile/r/rockingho…
http://pics26.blog.yam.com/6/userfile/r/rockingho…
http://pics26.blog.yam.com/6/userfile/r/rockingho…
http://pics26.blog.yam.com/5/userfile/r/rockingho…
And I nominate Sergio Ramos:
http://pics26.blog.yam.com/6/userfile/r/rockingho…
I’ll email the pic right away. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
*saves all the thighs to PC*
I thought this was round one and you had to vote for one of the three choices and nominate for the next round? No? I chose Frank from these three.
Very nice Stevie G pics and as long as he is not against Michael Owen, I will glady vote for him
Steven Gerrard wins this one, no question. A few illustrations to prove my point (sorry, I don’t know if you can hyperlink in the comments):
1. http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71074192.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=08A8BA3C818346D023C7F5835911A27F
2. http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71008281.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A60553DB9F91CBFA06EC7C5022FB410D56
3. http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57401198.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A6F7869B8FF168C90959D55AD35CA51490
4. http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/57292138.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A6352C57914BDCF6CD59D55AD35CA51490
5. http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/55837960.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A62684C8BC48C4C097A55A1E4F32AD3138
6. http://archive.propaganda-photo.com/gps.aspx?pid=8693407&aid=1
This one is not technically his thighs, but I feel it’s worth linking to anyway:
http://cache.gettyimages.com/xc/71865153.jpg?v=1&c=NewsMaker&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF19390335F8FA9CA92A6EDADFCC9D4F439B6C7631F868A8C7D54
(The Getty images probably won’t work when you click on them the first time, but if you hit refresh, the picture should come up.)
And finally, honorable mention to Michael Owen, purely for this:
http://www.forofutbolistas.com/galerias/owen/owen_008.jpg
I’m voting for Lamps. Of these three, he is clearly the best. (But if the rules change and new players are added in Round One, I reserve the right to change my vote!)
Nice try, kickette, to make it seem like Frank’s thigh flash was a random match-related occurance, and not a cleverly orchestrated event. We’ve all seen the photos of the training ground hot pants.
Yeah, I think we need some clarification of the rules for this thigh-off. Wouldn’t want to be, um, less than scrupulous in our attention to detail here.
But if I’m choosing between the three players above, I guess it has to be Lampard. Because even if he does play for the evil, evil Chelsea, his thighs really are quite stupendous.
(Cannavaro, on the other hand, would get my vote in the best ass competition. If y’all decide to hold one of those in the future. Because, da-yum.)
Frank wins hands down, err legs up. Rippling muscles and a nasty bruise with some blood, so Manly.
I nominate Michael Owen! He is looking fantastic since rehab
In honor of the Champions League Finals, I nominate Steven Gerrard and Gennaro Gattuso.
*scrounges for pics*
yowser, we’re impressed. email us these posted pics and we can put them up.
It’s Cannavaro for me. To prove my point look http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i79/mlle_satine/final italy france/2006051020284088.jpghere and [url=“http://photobucket.com” target=“_blank”]http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i79/mlle_satine/final italy france/cann_sun.jpg<here/a>.
I nominate <a href=“http://photobucket.com” target=“_blank”>http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i79/mlle_satine/final italy france/1delpiero.jpgAlessandro del Piero[/url].
Jen, the Michael Owen one is a revelation. Thanks for sharing.
Frank baby all the way!