May 8th, 2007

The Tuesday Thigh-Off: Round One


We are currently compiling entrants for our first official thigh-off celebration/competition.

Many thighs of thunder will be entered, all will be coveted, none will be excluded.**

Please feel free to send us your nominations.  We’ll start things off with some of our favourite thigh masters, Cristiano Ronaldo, Frank Lampard and Fabio Cannavaro.

Please remember: this is a friendly competition. No cat scratching, name calling or nominating anyone unattractive.

**Except for those who we can’t be bothered to source images for, those whose girlfriends/wives annoy us, or those who fall by the wayside as we get bogged down in the mire of large baller legs.

And yes, please cast your vote for one of the three in our first round of hotness.


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19 Responses to “The Tuesday Thigh-Off: Round One”

  1. Mike says:

    I think Del Piero… IMHO he deserves!!!
    I nominate him!

  2. Alexandra says:

    Don’t worry! It’s not about an opiate detox clinic or a drug rehab

  3. mary bo berry says:

    wait…Michael Owen was in rehab? For what???! He was soooo innocent?! What did Newcastle do to him!?!

  4. Heather says:

    Cannavaro all the way in this one.  I can’t access the Stevie G pics:(
    Can we have Joey Barton in the next one please?:)

  5. Candace says:

    This isn’t the most flattering photo of Ronny so I can see why most of you have not voted for him but MANY other photos show his thighs to be the most delicious in football. I’m in love with those thighs and can you blame because just directly about those thighs is a place I like to call heaven in my dreams!!!!

  6. Emma says:

    Well, I think that Crouchie has the best thighs… really!

    Oh, I love him!

    I’ll try and find some nice shots of Sheva, Petr Cech and Gerrard’s thighs, and put them on tomorrow. But right now I have homework!

  7. Cate says:


    Like I would vote any other way, PAH!

  8. uneditedmara says:

    *saves all the thighs to PC*

  9. TammyV says:

    I thought this was round one and you had to vote for one of the three choices and nominate for the next round?  No?  I chose Frank from these three. 

    Very nice Stevie G pics and as long as he is not against Michael Owen, I will glady vote for him

  10. Jen says:

    Steven Gerrard wins this one, no question. A few illustrations to prove my point (sorry, I don’t know if you can hyperlink in the comments):


    This one is not technically his thighs, but I feel it’s worth linking to anyway:

    (The Getty images probably won’t work when you click on them the first time, but if you hit refresh, the picture should come up.)

    And finally, honorable mention to Michael Owen, purely for this:

  11. Best Idea Ever says:

    I’m voting for Lamps. Of these three, he is clearly the best. (But if the rules change and new players are added in Round One, I reserve the right to change my vote!)

    Nice try, kickette, to make it seem like Frank’s thigh flash was a random match-related occurance, and not a cleverly orchestrated event. We’ve all seen the photos of the training ground hot pants.

  12. Jen says:

    Yeah, I think we need some clarification of the rules for this thigh-off. Wouldn’t want to be, um, less than scrupulous in our attention to detail here.

    But if I’m choosing between the three players above, I guess it has to be Lampard. Because even if he does play for the evil, evil Chelsea, his thighs really are quite stupendous.

    (Cannavaro, on the other hand, would get my vote in the best ass competition. If y’all decide to hold one of those in the future. Because, da-yum.)

  13. TammyV says:

    Frank wins hands down, err legs up.  Rippling muscles and a nasty bruise with some blood, so Manly. 

    I nominate Michael Owen!  He is looking fantastic since rehab

  14. uneditedmara says:

    In honor of the Champions League Finals, I nominate Steven Gerrard and Gennaro Gattuso. :D
    *scrounges for pics*

  15. kickette says:

    yowser, we’re impressed. email us these posted pics and we can put them up.

  16. Satine says:

    It’s Cannavaro for me. To prove my point look italy france/2006051020284088.jpghere and [url=“; target=“_blank”] italy france/cann_sun.jpg<here/a>.

    I nominate <a href=“; target=“_blank”> italy france/1delpiero.jpgAlessandro del Piero[/url].

    Jen, the Michael Owen one is a revelation. Thanks for sharing.

  17. LoveLamps says:

    Frank baby all the way!