August 12th, 2008

The Voronins: Humps, Bumps and Handbags

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images courtesy of Splash News/KEYSTONE Press

Louise Redknapp may win the classiest pregnancy of the year award, but Yulia Voronin is definitely going to take the prize for most WAGalicious baby-prep.

5-inch stilettos, Louis Vuitton bag (in the pattern everyone else stopped carrying 6 years ago), silk mini-dress, long blonde hair and cat-that’s-got-the-cream smile on her face.  We love it. 

You know where we think the difference lies between Yulia and some of the other WAGs on the scene?  She’s a girl’s girl.  The type who would throw you her credit card and tell you to charge away a little happy.  The type who would always make sure you get home in a taxi okay rather than leave you propped up by the bar while she skanks it up on the dance floor with random dudes.  And she definitely seems like the type who would never spill the beans on what really went down on that trip to Ibiza in ‘06. 

You know what we mean, right?

Random: The bubba is lush.

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30 Responses to “The Voronins: Humps, Bumps and Handbags”

  1. Venice says:

    Her breasts scare the crap out of me in the first photo, they're like two missiles aiming at passerbys.

  2. MrsTorres says:

    i like he she is so chavy and tacky but its jkz lol she is fabulous!! but i dont want him to stay at liverpool we could do better!

  3. carly says:

    I've got to hand it to her: smiley, posture and fabulous shoes. :)

  4. carly says:

    I’ve got to hand it to her: smiley, posture and fabulous shoes. :)

  5. Becca says:

    That baby is so cute.
    Yulia did come across a sort of chavvy before, but this picture sees her in a completely different light. I think more of her now.

  6. Mrs. John Terry says:

    Money can’t buy taste.

  7. ConnPossible says:

    you make me want to be her bff. Also, whoever makes her brassiere should win some kind of prize for engineering. My goodness.

  8. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    I hate everything about what she wears and if it were someone else I’d hate them as well but I just want to love her for some reason… probably cos like everyone else said they don’t give a f*** what other people think. And I have to love any pregnant girl who wears shoes like that. And the baby is gorgeous.

  9. Moongirl says:

    I agree with SuzyQ shes my fav WAG too – I love the fact that she wears what she likes, dubious though it sometimes maybe and she actually seems happy with her life unlike some ballers wives!

  10. jenni442 says:

    Those 5-inch stilettos can’t be too comfortable for her back!  Especially since she carries so much out in front!!!  A question I’ve always wanted to ask: can one breastfeed with fake boobs?

  11. Sara says:

    I’m warming to this couple. They are horrifically chavtastic and they dress like eastern European drug dealers. I look forward to seeing more of their fashion disasters in the months to come. Gawd bless’em!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/lol.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="LOL" style="border:0;" />

  12. lissette13 says:

    It's true I can't hate on this wag. She looks happy, not bitchie like the other ones

  13. whoheartscesc says:

    I super like this girl. And I see loads of people still using multicolore. (Haha. Defending my purchase of the ursula)

  14. Kleon says:

    heels are not good for a pregnat woman, by the way the didn'y waited too much for the second child

  15. The Fourth Official says:

    Yeah, you got to love her. Check out the silver glitter decal on the ass pocket of his jeans. ROFL! I'm surprised the baby buggy isn't pimped out in sequins and 14 ct hubcaps.

  16. dos santos girl says:

    Pregnant and in stilts??? That woman has some skill.

  17. AJ says:

    I LOVE them. How could anyone not? They couldn't give a toss. They are either taking the piss or couldn't care less. Either way, they're my kinda folk. :)

  18. TammyV says:

    I LOVE her.. you do your thing girlie girl and I agree about a girl's girlfriend

  19. sarabee says:

    I love Yulia! And Im growing to love Andriy with his matching blonde pony too. They really are Shiny Happy People Having Fun. :)

  20. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Love her! Love the trash! Can you imagine what their house is like??

  21. LoveLamps says:

    She's tacky fabulous in a Dolly Parton kind of way. I'm loving her. She's now on my top five WAG list. Like you don't have a list!

  22. MrsMichaelOwen says:

    I agree with brandy. There is something about her i love. She is great.For some reason i love the dress shoes and the outdated bag. ANd of course the bubba. x

  23. Brandy says:

    Goodness I love her! I can’t place my finger on why – but there is something so fabulous about her. She makes the same fashion faux-pas as Elen, but why is this girl endearing and the other is appalling?! What is that?

  24. sarabee says:

    I love Yulia! And Im growing to love Andriy with his matching blonde pony too. They really are Shiny Happy People Having Fun. :)

  25. Laura Dagger says:

    I was there today and didn’t see anyone as per usual! Maybe i need to stake the place out 24/7 for kickette

  26. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Love her! Love the trash! Can you imagine what their house is like??

  27. Laura Dagger says:

    I was there today and didn’t see anyone as per usual! Maybe i need to stake the place out 24/7 for kickette

  28. TammyV says:

    I LOVE her.. you do your thing girlie girl and I agree about a girl’s girlfriend

  29. justlikexabi says:

    yeah I like her, I’ll probably miss her if Voronin leaves Liverpool, still I’m not sure if I want him to stay or not.

  30. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    Wow. Why the Sarah Jessica Parker would a PREGNANT WOMAN wear heels? I guess she thinks she makes up for it, though, by wearing her nightgown around town.