June 15th, 2007

The Weekend Wedding Extravaganza: A Stalker’s Guide

It’s here, good people. The WAG Weekend Wedding Extravaganza.

Steven Gerrard and Alex Curran, Michael Carrick and Lisa Roughhead, Gary Neville and Emma Hadfield are getting married on Saturday, while John Terry and Toni Poole do the deed today.


It’s all our Christmases, New Years, Birthdays and Hen Nights in one.  Four ballers and four faux tan bimbettes/babes and etcs exchanging vows and getting drunk whilst wearing couture and/or Zara knockoffs.  Is there anything better? 

OK! and Hello magazines have been in a bidding frenzy for the million pound photographic rights to all weddings, with Gary Neville rumoured to have been given the biggest offer. 

Which wedding to stalk?  This is tricky.  Coleen McLoughlin and Wayne Rooney will be using a helicopter so they can hit all three parties on Saturday.  We’d advise doing the same.

Alex Curran and Steven Gerrard are high on our the hit list – she’s guaranteed to be WAGtastically done up, but the level of blingtastic opulence remains to be seen.  Reports are circulating the food will be bacon buttys and fish and chips.  But don’t despair, daughters Lilly and Lexie will be wearing minature versions of Alex’s dress.  They’re getting married at Cliveden House in Berkshire and they’ve booked spa services for the hangover recovery afterwards. Michael and Louise Owen will be there, and Tottenham’s Danny Murphy is best man.

If anyone cares, Michael Carrick’s wedding will be held at St Peter’s, Wymondham, with the reception at the stately home, Stapleford Hall, and they’re planning on spending £250,000 on the affair. Peter Crouch and Abbey Clancy have RSVPd to this one, and Lisa Roughead gets buck wild when she’s had a drink, so this could be the place to be. Plus she’ll be wearing LaCroix. Joe Cole and new fiance Carly Zucker will be there too.

Gary Neville should have had the trump card for the wedding of the weekend – David Beckham was scheduled to make an appearance as Neville’s best man (returning the favour from Gary’s role back in the day when Posh and Becks tied the knot), but he’s on duty for Real Madrid. In terms of other footy A-Listers, Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin are expected, as are Rio Ferdinand, Sol Campbell and Ryan Giggs. Victoria Beckham may make an appearance.

Ashley and Cheryl Cole arrive at John Terry’s wedding today.

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10 Responses to “The Weekend Wedding Extravaganza: A Stalker’s Guide”

  1. Ada says:

    The couple, whose absence at the Rooney McLoughlin nuptials proved to be a big talking point, had clearly planned their own event to mark their first year together as husband and wife.

    Btw! Do you have pictures with her, wearing her wedding dress? I am really curious how she looked.

  2. Alexandra says:

    Have you heard that for their first wedding celebration they enjoyed the sun in Maiami? But Alex and Steven’s romantic getaway is thought to have upset friends Wayne Rooney and Coleen McLoughlin as it meant they couldn’t attend their 4-day wedding celebrations in Italy last week.

    I simply love them! I think they are the best celebrity couple. I bet they will never need marriage help, and will never divorce.

  3. I’m sure that Alex will spend a fortune on that dress. I’m so impatient to see it.

  4. Helena says:

    Looking forward with lips smacking relish to the Chav wedding of the year. I’m sure Alex will surpass herself..*sarcastic laugh*
    I hear rumours of Alex wearing a wedding dress that is encrusted with diamonds and it’s value would fund the feeding of a small African country.

    The coming week in KicketteLand is going to be great fun…

  5. r says:

    i hope to god alex wore something .. classy and nothing too overtly ostentatious. oh, who am i kidding? elie saab, dont let me down.

    the little girls wearing miniature dresses will be unbelievably adorable. i cant wait.

    wanna see what col wore to stevie and alex’s. she looked fab at gaz’s bash.

  6. Hardly Workin' says:

    BIG weekend for Kickette.  Monday should be fun around these parts.

  7. Arielle says:

    “But don't despair, daughters Lilly and Lexie will be wearing minature versions of Alex's dress.“

    My life is now complete. *wibble*

  8. Becca x says:

    Cant Wait For All The picture!! XD
    Lookin Forward To Monday Kickette .. Yo Bettter Fill Us n With The Goss!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
    Bec x

  9. Becky says:

    Cannot wait for all the Pics, The Gerrard/Curran Bash is sure to be the WAG Fest/Fake Tan Fest/Most Tacky Dressed Scouser Fest of them all. Col will almost certainly look better than the bride and all of her scouse counterparts. I’m thinkin that the Carrick and Neville weddings will be Mostly Fam & Close Friends whereas The Terry/Poole wedding will be the classist affair of them all!

  10. uneditedmara says:

    Rumor has it that WaC might not be able to attend Stevie’s wedding. They’ll chopper to and from the Neviller and catch up at the Carrick nuptials. Of course, this is all JUST rumor.