September 21st, 2006
the WTF files: cinematic beckhams
So apparently, Katie Holmes will be playing Victoria Beckham in an upcoming biopic about David Beckham’s life.
*pause for deep cleansing breaths*
Up until now, we’ve been happily putting our fingers in our ears when stories fly about the Beckhams’ friendship with TomKat, even after David’s very recent tabloid comments that he had a long heart to heart with Tom when he was dropped from the England squad.
We successfully ignored the photos of Victoria shoe shopping with Katie and carrying around a Scientology Indoctrination handbook. But this, we cannot ignore.
One small mercy: Tom Cruise will not be playing the role of David, due to “marked physical differences”.