November 27th, 2006
the WTF files: david james
Dearest David, ye of former friday fit fame:
Look, we support your need to be creative, we really do. It’s an admirable trait.
But after the reveal this weekend of la barnet?
We have to issue this formal statement:
Hair relaxer is not a toy.
It is not meant for male footy players, especially those gifted with good looks and a half-assed/mostly crappy talent for goal tending.
The comb-over style of hairdressing is for bald men clinging to their three strands of hair. You are not those men.
You could have worked it out. You could have gone with a short, spiky-ish, messy doo. You know, like 99% of the general population is wearing right now. Did you miss that memo?
Wanting to be different = good. This = bad.
Finally, knowing that the relaxer you used is called “Bold and Beautiful” ? Go play in the traffic, you big girl.