March 25th, 2009
Theo Walcott: Briefs on Sale Now
Of course you are. But today, we’re not pointing you in the direction of a cute pair of heels as seen on a recent WAG night out. No. That would be too predictable. Instead, we would like to direct you to this pair of pants. They belong to Theo Walcott, and they’re available for purchase.
In a new spin on charity auctions, several celebrities and one footballer – Theo – are offering up their scanties on ebay for the New North London Synagogue’s Destitute Asylum Seeker Drop In charity. Good cause, odd choice of item. We’re thinking a signed shirt might open up the interested audience a little bit more.
Titled, “Impossibly large M&S white Y-fronts”, these undies have also been autographed for your good-deed pleasure. As you can see, they’re also quite happy. We’re 94% sure they are unworn.
Hope you paid your credit card off last month and can quickly make an offer!