March 25th, 2009

Theo Walcott: Briefs on Sale Now

imageIn the mood for a little online shopping, Kickettes?

Of course you are.  But today, we’re not pointing you in the direction of a cute pair of heels as seen on a recent WAG night out. No. That would be too predictable. Instead, we would like to direct you to this pair of pants. They belong to Theo Walcott, and they’re available for purchase. 

In a new spin on charity auctions, several celebrities and one footballer – Theo – are offering up their scanties on ebay for the New North London Synagogue’s Destitute Asylum Seeker Drop In charity. Good cause, odd choice of item. We’re thinking a signed shirt might open up the interested audience a little bit more.

Titled, “Impossibly large M&S white Y-fronts”, these undies have also been autographed for your good-deed pleasure. As you can see, they’re also quite happy.  We’re 94% sure they are unworn.

Hope you paid your credit card off last month and can quickly make an offer!

[via ONTD football]

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15 Responses to “Theo Walcott: Briefs on Sale Now”

  1. Dreamgirl says:

    Maybe he got them of his mum for Christmas and thought he might as well put them to good use.The alternative is not a nice one.

  2. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    Well this is a huge turn off…totally not expected from one of my fave Gunners…:(…but I don find it weird that he decided to donate an underwear rather than a jersey…was he just thinkin of females only but it would be bizzare if a male bought them…hahaha

  3. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Theo's cute but I do not want his undies.

  4. Moonie says:

    Theo wears big boy pants??? Wow he looks like he should still be in Pull ups!!

  5. justlikexabi says:

    how much is it now? and how much will it be? no I don’t want, just curious

  6. Dani.Mrs José says:


  7. aristeia says:

    Dude, I wouldn't even buy Zlatan's undies. (He doesn't wear undies– he wears baby's breath and laurel leaves on his business) This is hilarious though!

  8. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:

    LMAO moonie..!! <img src="; alt="too funny" title="too funny" height="16" width="16"> i was thinking the same thing… somehow buying his underpants seems wrong… ;D edit: don't get me wrong, anything done for charity is super cool… just, well, he looks like he's 10..!

  9. Becca says:

    Where The Calvin Kliens?!

  10. FootballerChick43 - says:

    …Wow. Thats all I have to say. Wow.

  11. lose that girl says:

    Tempting, but….. I'll pass. lose that girl blog

  12. robbie96 says:

    Somehow I didn’t picture white “wide fronts”, disappointing for a “teenager” ….rofl!!!

  13. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    I’m disappointed in his underwear choices… they’re hideous!

  14. FirstTeamCoach says:

    LOL but icky

  15. Erin says:

    Someone would buy that? Frightening.