October 19th, 2007

Thierry Henry Gets Made Up


The woman behind the divorce of Thierry Henry and his wife Claire has been revealed.

She’s a celebrity make-up artist, named Sadie Hewlett

We use the term ‘celebrity’ with just a smidge of sarcasm because some of Sadie’s celeb clients include the Cheeky Girls and Jodie Marsh.  Perhaps a more accurate description would be ‘non-celebrity’ makeup artist, but whatevs.  She also lists John Terry as a client, and met Thierry after making him up for an advert he was shooting.

Claire discovered her hubby of four years was doing the nasty with the lippy wielder when she saw some sexy messages on Thierry’s mobile phone. Shortly after she confronted Thierry with the messages, the marriage broke down and Thierry headed off to Barca.

Side note: Kickettes, if you were having an affair, wouldn’t you delete the bloody messages within a nanosecond of them arriving?  Wouldn’t you guard your mobile phone like a paranoid affair-haver? Wouldn’t you consider hiring someone whose sole purpose in life was to guard the mobile phone in question?

The divorced couple are now in negotiations over the settlement and it looks like she’s going for the big bucks: £10 million. If she gets it, it would be the biggest payout a football player has ever had to make.

We’d love to cheer at the cash out for the ho-out, but the Henry’s daughter, Tea, is up in the mix of a bitter situation. Thierry wants his two-year-old daughter to fly out to see him and stay in Spain frequently, but Claire says it would be too disruptive for such a young child to be away from home for lengthy periods of time.

We’re thinking: ugh.

We’re also wondering what celebrity Sadie will making up next? Our money is on someone from Big Brother 1. Or someone who auditioned for Big Brother 1 and is selling their story of the experience.

Link: Sadie’s Official Site
Link: Henry’s Ex To Take £10 million

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16 Responses to “Thierry Henry Gets Made Up”

  1. kem says:

    I dont give a shit Thiery is the boss.

  2. NS says:

    One word: Idiot.

  3. I dunno if he’s the real guilty here. His wife made a mistake by showing to the makeuper the messages, the makeuper was wrong by making the offer to get out (…) with thierry and thierry because accepted the “invitation”. so everybody is guilty so we can’t throw with rocks just in one of them.

  4. brandy says:

    What a crock of $#!t voip!

  5. jubilee says:


    it was for this VA VA VOOM commerical.

  6. Ella says:

    Hm hm hm. I always pictured Henry to be a nice guy. You know, in an annoying I-always-score-against-Liverpool kind of way.

    And, whats up with her going out (?) only wearing knickers and a shirt?

  7. joeycole<3 says:

    am strtin 2 hav no faith
    in footballers nymor
    the amount of stories
    am readin recently
    about them playin away
    is jst discustin me
    soon no1 will want 2 go near
    them with a barge pole

  8. Laurie says:

    The woman in the picture is Claire,  his ex-wife.  This is a shot from the Va va Voom shoot where they met.  I still think it’s one of the all-time great commercials, even if he has since proven to be a pig.  http://youtube.com/watch?v=38P1j-quVw4

    (But he scored three times for France in the past week, so I guess all is forgiven.  Or most is forgiven.  Yes, I’m fickle.)

  9. Jenn says:

    Well, I guess I am the only one, but I think it’s a sweet picture with her in his shirt.

    Of course, I have never seen or heard of either of them except for Kickette.  I hadn’t heard of Gemma either until this site though.

    It’s funny – over here nobody that I know or work with has heard of Cristiano either.

  10. RedGirl says:

    God, I hate this guy!!! He always has this “I’m so cool” attitude… He deserves to pay every f*cking penny!!

  11. carly says:

    Look at the way he’s looking at her!!

    I clearly wanted to get caught just so he could say: ‘it’s because I can, mon ch

  12. brandy says:

    I don’t understand… is the woman in his shirt above the same woman shown in The Sun?! Because here she looks cute-ish and in The Sun she looks ROUGH. Maybe she is just a really good make-up artist, hey? As well as being a really good Slutty Slut Slut!

    He is janky and a spoiled child. I don’t believe he grew up in the ghetto. I hope he pays out ALL of that money. ALL OF IT! That’s what happens when you cheat on your wife and then ABANDON your family saying you want to leave behind “all things English”. This includes your English wife, BABY and SALARY, Mr Stank Ho!

  13. jubilee says:

    what the? gosh he’s pulling a jude law isnt he.

    if your gonna cheat on your wife, cheat on somebody HOTTER than her.

    that girl he cheated on claire with is fugly.

    you shouldnt believe the sun, but still.

  14. Betty says:

    think! not thing.

  15. Betty says:

    I always laugh at his commercial where he says “I never thing about yesterday” because my husband and I usually add “or my wife” to the end. Heh.

  16. Ally says:

    The man is such a jerk. I can’t stand him.