July 25th, 2008

Thirst Quenching with Michael Rensing

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image via Reuters

Kickettes, please have mercy on our banging, sore heads today. The champers/wine/shooters we deemed appropriate to ingest at high speed and in large quantities last night have rendered us a tad woozy around the gills.

We’re going to knock back a couple of thousand Resolves and four or five litres of water and then we’ll be good to go. 

The F5 list is being updated today, tonight, over the weekend (we pinky swear).  Stay tuned, and get your scratching claws our for the inevitable fisticuffs.

In the meantime, here’s an appealing pic of sexy goalkeeper Michael Rensing (Bayern Munich) being showered with beer in a most slash-like fashion.  

Ow, our heads.

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23 Responses to “Thirst Quenching with Michael Rensing”

  1. LynxKitten says:

    Rensing! Hmm, doesn’t look like Lamh, Anna. I’m with you on the More-German bit though!

  2. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    Yay updated FF!! As long as CRon’s off the list I can live with all the others. Nando should definitely make the list though!!!

  3. Brandy says:

    I must say…. yummy! Canna in the HHOF! Frank off, no Nando or Stevie G please….!

  4. GO says:

    I totally agree with fernando in the FF. and well…call me crazy or blind…but i actually like his hair like that. bottom line…he should be on the list…short hair, long hair or no hair at all.

  5. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    TFO, you may be right because he's been on that list for ages. I think it's time to move him into the HHOF and bring in a newbie. :)

  6. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    Yay updated FF!! As long as CRon’s off the list I can live with all the others. Nando should definitely make the list though!!!

  7. Pavi (Mrs Metzelder) says:

    TFO, you may be right because he’s been on that list for ages. I think it’s time to move him into the HHOF and bring in a newbie. :)

  8. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I don’t want Frank to go off the list, but… it seems inevitable. His time was ticking away anyway. I think Cannavaro needs to be moved to the HOF.

  9. Mrs. John Terry says:

    Please, give us more of Michael Rensing. He's like an undiscovered gem. I am glad I presented him to kickette on the discussion board. His career is just starting off, so I am looking forward to some nice pictures…

  10. Callie says:

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  11. The Fourth Official says:

    Oh, an updated FF! Excellent. Please remove Cesc, who has the hotness factor equivalent to a clerk at Payless Shoes, and substitute with someone interesting and genuinely sexy – hmmmm, perhaps Nemanja Vidic, or Roque Santa Cruz or Steven Gerrard, or Michael Owen or David Bentley, just please please please not another frickin' Spaniard.

  12. Anna (Frau Manuel Ne says:

    rensingggggg omg is that lahmy with the glass? o_____o please plase update! in my opinion, bye bye to cesc and c-ron, and I NEED A GERMAN BALLER IN IT. maybe metze? xD

  13. Lucy says:

    I don't know what Payless Shoes is Fourth, but perhaps I need to fly to Canada and find out because I find Cesc all sorts of sexy! I trust the update will see the removal of Frank, a glitch in the usually great taste of Kickette :)

  14. Sarah says:

    Cesc to stay, C.Ron and Frank to go, and Titi in the HOF. Other than that, I don't much care. Although I agree with Venice here: Nando shouldn't make the list until he sorts his hair out.

  15. LoveLamps says:

    For the love of God and all that is holy, do NOT remove my Frank! If you must remove him, please do not put Nando or Stevie G up in his place. That would be too much Kickette. Nando is 12 and his hair is absurd. Chelsea deserves at least one player on the FF list and Frank is the OBVIOUS choice. If you have multiple players from one team, prepare for boycotting!

  16. sweet_dreamz says:

    YAY the F5 list is being updated! Frank and C.Ron need to go!!

  17. Mrs. John Terry says:

    I think it’s Mark van Bommel with the glass. Please, more of Michael Rensing and Christoph Metzelder! For those who are fond of Michael, check out http://de.youtube.com/watch?v=8uyggeJW8AI

  18. lady_referee says:

    Hmmmmmmmmmm… I likey! =)

  19. aristeia says:

    Of the 5, only 1 do I really find attractive. I really think Ronaldo needs to go– I know a lot of people love him, and I have to admit I have NEVER liked him. Regardless, he should be removed until he can prove himself again. He’s been looking pretty nasty lately. Also, I actually have no problem w/ Nando’s hair. NANDO, NANDO, NANDO!

  20. The Fourth Official says:

    I have a feeling Kickette will move Iker to the HHOF. She hearts him big time.

  21. Venice says:

    Wow how exciting!!
    I think Lamps and maybe even CRon are becoming has-beens.
    Iker and Xabi have to stay! Nando should be on the waiting list until he sorts the hair out.
    Raúl in the HHOF please.

  22. Lucy says:

    I don’t know what Payless Shoes is Fourth, but perhaps I need to fly to Canada and find out because I find Cesc all sorts of sexy! I trust the update will see the removal of Frank, a glitch in the usually great taste of Kickette :)

  23. Erin says:

    Updated Finest Five! Finally! My Torres had better be in there now! And Xabi must stay. Do with the others what you will.