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I find Mueller oh so handsome! Yes not in a perfect sex god Yoann way but nevertheless gives me butterlies in the stomach. Oh if only he didn't marry so young…
Golden Boot who??
Get the balls in, lad!! hehe
Definitely a player to watch! he’s only young!
Yes, even though I feel like a big o' perve the kid is handsome.
Yeah, someone should have smacked Maradona with the "hand of God" for that. Thomas is great
I'm nowhere near being any type of goddess but I would gladly do it for Thomas since he is such a respectful young man
i totally love him!! more Müller please
i love this and him. thanks for writing about him cause i think you need to write more about German players and clubs. they are so interesting, maybe not always the cutest but they make up for it with their talent, maturity, and almost always interesting matches.
P.S there are some REALLY cute German players that have never been mentioned.
It's hard to dodge Muller's balls.
LOL this picture is just adorable.
Alternatively, you could have used this headline…
“Thomas Muller needs help carrying his balls.”
that could be easily a very nice headline!!!
I support that one too!
<3 Muller
Yep, that totally works!
NOT GOING TO MAKE BALLS JOKES. NOT GOING TO MAKE BALLS JOKES. NOT EVEN ONE. UGH! This is extremely difficult for an immature lady who shouts "that's what she said!" about, uh, pretty much everything. I'm five. Anyway. So the only thing left to say after refraining from the balls jokes is:
I love you, Thomas Muller.
OMG! i love him so much….but hes so young….and married!
Haha! Now Maradona can really call him "the ball boy"
Maradona is probably somewhere in Argentina laughing his ass off at this picture.
Aw, he's so adorable – balls & all
looks like old diego was on to something… tsk tsk
hes pretty cute
yeahs! Kickette, more Germany pleasee! Bundesliga is going to start REAL SOON! must be so much hotties is going on there. Anyway, look at Muller's expression! soo LOL
Gretchen I agree with you
The German National Team and the Bundesliga has the hottest players
There’s more to the Bundesliga than the Oezil saga? I’m totally tied up in it and I can’t manage to read anything else. Mesut’s making my eyes twitch. His are just bulging out