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I agree, Boston Red!! I love reading comments like that.
I agree, Boston Red!! I love reading comments like that.
Loving the captions girls! DB's looking the best here by far… no contest!
Fantastic to see them doing their bit and speaking out about this alarming situation. Good work, lads.
Rio: Wow, I've just realised I can sleep with my eyes open. Becks: Is that person at the back eating skittles? Wonder if I can get them to throw some my way? David: And then I said to Mr Cappello, if you pick me as your first choice goalie I'll totally paint your portrait. You must have seen my work? I'm ace, man.
Want know, what should happen? Qualify for South Africa 2010, boys!
Aww, bless footballers who stand up for a noble cause! Family friends of ours lost their son in one of the speight of stabbings in London this year. I wouldn't want any other family to go through what they have been through. As for this compaign and whether this is the 'right' approach to stopping knife crimes is another matter, but making a stand at all is better than sitting back and letting the situation gets worse! Well done to Rio and the two Davids on getting involved.
Rio: Wow, I’ve just realised I can sleep with my eyes open. Becks: Is that person at the back eating skittles? Wonder if I can get them to throw some my way? David: And then I said to Mr Cappello, if you pick me as your first choice goalie I’ll totally paint your portrait. You must have seen my work? I’m ace, man.
Fantastic to see them doing their bit and speaking out about this alarming situation. Good work, lads.
Not a Becks fan but even I was choked when he told the story about his mate getting stabbed!! I think 3 footballers highlighting the problems in British society at the moment will probably do more good than any amount of Police or Politicians can!!! On a less serious note Jamo’s looking mighty fine this season – now if he’d just shave his head……..
I think Becks and Rio are perplexed about what the hell is going on with James's hair. Or maybe that's just me being perplexed about what the hell is going on with James's hair.
Tamra – brilliant!
Ditto, AJ!
Pretty awesome lions.XD
D-James – No, seriously. You should check out my butt. It's round and firm. You can't just touch it. You've gotta get up under and really grab both cheeks. Becks – Hey, you, in the back. Pay attention to DJ's bum story! Rio – How come I never get to tell a butt story? It's not fair. Mine is just as firm as his. I w-i-l-l n-o-t c-r-y. *presses lips together*
David James: Seriously, my new hairstyle is going to be the hottest trend this summer. Anyway, don't you think it's an improvement from the overgrown afro from last season? Rio: Who does he think he's kidding??! Becks: Why is everyone ignoring me again??
LMAO MXA. but now you've made me want some skittles.
Well Rio And Beckham Both Look Soo Bored.. Haha MXA You Do Make Me Giggle
David James: It doesn't have to happen. Stop hair crime. But, yes, he is tasty. Actually all three look damn fine.
There should have been these three lions: John Terry,Lamps,Becks!
Glad to see they are taking time out of their busy hair, tanning and shopping schedules for this very important issue. I am so over the English team. Spoiled, only medicorely talented brats who care more about skanks in short skirts, blow jobs in the loo and falling out of bars drunk than qualifying for major tournaments. Whining for more money on existing contracts. Huge poster sized images of themselves hung in their homes. Get over yourselves and play some ball. LMAO Boston Red and Tammy V and MXA.
haha, i agree boston red. you lot are quite hilarious really
x im shit at stuff like this, but i'll enjoy reading them
This so reminds of Rio's WorldCup Wind-Up of David James. Becks looks totally confused and Rio looks annoyed that he is not in the center
I think "Caption This" should be a regular part of the site! What do you think girls?
Rio: "Mate, I tried dreads three years ago. They're over" James: "I wish Rio would stop judging my hair. He wishes he could pull off dreads as well as me." Becks: "Do I look tan enough? I wonder if I should wear the blue cardigan or the black cardigan tonight."
Haha, Boston Red, yes Becks is totally thinking about cardigans!!!!
…They all look confused. I know its mean to say that because of WHAT they were talking about, but… seriously. Becks looks uninterested and has successfully picked up the American posture, Rio looks like he seriously wants to take a nap (I can see him falling over onto the table), and James.. James cracked me up more than anyone.
LOVE these three guys, all for different levels of talent vs hotness. Re: the press conference: It sucks, as an American, to watch Britain (in the past, practically a Utopia compared to us) plunge to near the same depths of civil despair. Kids dying in the street, crack babies, drive-bys. The government had a flipping textbook on how to avoid it. It’s called American history from the late 80′s forward. Frustrating. Well done to Ferdinand, James and Becks. Somebody’s got to make the effort. Not a fan of braids but James is looking mighty tasty.
Haha, Boston Red, yes Becks is totally thinking about cardigans!!!!
This so reminds of Rio’s WorldCup Wind-Up of David James. Becks looks totally confused and Rio looks annoyed that he is not in the center