March 10th, 2010

Through The Years: David Beckham Bromances

Some say David + Iker - Victoria = True Love. We say his return to Milan has reignited his interest in Marco Borriello much to the delight of our fangirl impulses.  Watching David and Marco flirt shamelessly through all of their matches gets our pulses racing the same way he and original love, Gary Neville, did in the late ’90s.

In honor of his return to Old Trafford tonight for the second leg of  the Milan v. Manchester United Champions League tie, we’re taking a trip down manlove memory lane. With each of his European teams, David’s had a hard time keeping his hands and heart to himself. Why don’t you join us in thinking fondly back to Beckham’s best bromantic moves?

Puppy Love: David Beckham & Gary Neville aka Beville

Relationships are full of firsts, especially when this was your initial foray into manlove.

And it was a special kind of love, indeed. (Certainly one not based on looks, that’s for sure). They golfed together, cooked together, trained together. In fact, Becks once said that his BFF Gary (who was best man at the Posh & Becks nuptials) was one of three mates he would trust alone with his wife naked. Let’s not talk about that, though.

True Love: David Beckham & Iker Casillas aka Becksillas

Once you experience your first heartbreak, you’re ready to apply the lessons learned to get the most out of your second go-round.

During the second phase of his professional footballing career, David let his guard down to allow his Real Madrid teammate in (to his neck crevice, at least). While Becksillas might not have been the original, to us, this Beckham bromance was the best.

Thanks to Iker, we got to see two sides of David: a sensitive soul mixed with a playful, piggybacking partner. Le swoon.

Lust At First Sight: David Beckham & Marco Borriello aka Beckiello aka The Becks and Borriello Show

Beckham moved on from his cuddle king (Iker) to assume the role of  his on-loan team’s love-tap lothario. Remembering the cutesy times of Becksillas hugging and loving brings us to a happy place, yes. But seeing David’s hand on Marco’s bum brings us to a hot and steamy place. A place where memories that last a lifetime are made.

Let’s sum up this fling in two words: pure sex. Like two buddies who low-five one another for pulling hot chicks behind their WAGs back, both Beckham and Borriello enjoy being the star of this two-man show.

Plus, Marco’s been known to play away from time-to-time, much to David’s dismay. Sadly, there’s too much ego for this relationship to go the distance. But we’ll certainly enjoy watching the male bonding.

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34 Responses to “Through The Years: David Beckham Bromances”

  1. littlegreenpea says:

    he was on ellen…. and he was awesome/hot/cool.

  2. eatmyboost says:

    The pic of D-Beck pinching Iker’s chiselled cheeks gets me every time.

  3. JaneSpotting says:

    My day is now complete

  4. Molly says:

    Lol “David + Iker – Victoria= True Love” :) .
    David became my first footballer love when I was eight years old and my dad use to take me to the Manchester United games lol so I’ll never for forget him :) !!!
    I loved the Iker and David love, thats what made me become a Real Madrid fan lol.
    And Marco Borriello is my new added footballer love!!!!!!

  5. Trixie says:

    The bromances are seriously hot. Apart from Gary Neville, who are the other guys he would live Victoria with,naked?

    I dont think they would be aroused because she is so skinny.

  6. Aisha says:

    I love the bromance between David and Marco. Why? Because how sexy Iker really is, Marco is totally beautiful. I adore Marco and I actually can say that: I have got a true, pure love for him.

  7. Pamela. says:

    I like the bromance between David and Borriello. Its cute the way he smacks his ass. lol

  8. Trisha ( Mrs Casilla says:

    I must admit, Becks was my first love, that is when it comes to football!!!

    He introduced me to football and Iker just kept me interested!!!

    Becks still looks great and the best part is that he gets on with anyone. He's really charming.

  9. NinyaC says:

    Thanks for this Kickette. Can't choose between Borreillo and Casillas. With Casillas it's cutesy. With Boreillo it's HOT!

  10. Allie says:

    I love Beckham & Iker together! <3

  11. Alessandra says:

    I love you so much for this, Kickette!

    David darling has such great taste.:P

  12. MUfcMarie says:

    This post was one of the few highlights of my life. THANK YOU.

  13. Einah says:

    Becksillas? I don't know what to do first – laugh or cry.

    I think I'm turning looney for real hahahah :)

  14. MrsNesta says:

    Lovin the bromances and now feel all soft and squishy inside. Just seen a ‘Welcome Home Becks’ sign…….I wonder if Gary made it :)

  15. Embee says:

    oh my, I love this.

  16. liv says:

    He’s certianly well love where ever he goes. Garry N is his true love even Victory doesn’t come close to those love birds!

  17. LuvinBale says:

    Gotta love a good Bromance. Mmmmmm Becks. *drool*

  18. veneta says:

    good job kickette :)

  19. veneta says:

    so coooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. beri says:

    my oh my…i just love it!

    aww…great to see DB back at Old Trafford…awww! if only SAF could only feel a little spark of sentiment…

  21. Welcome home, David. Great memories are flooding back and I’m fighting the tears.

  22. Jackie says:

    I wonder what the policy is with Terry with Victoria being naked in a room—RUN—

  23. Liz says:

    Hahaha brilliant!

    I am loving the Marco Borriello coverage in this site lately!

  24. hoda says:

    welcome home mate!we miss you!

    he was almost crying when came to!and when i saw that i couldnt help crying!

  25. bam says:

    Ah Becks my original fantasy footballer, started my love affair with footballers. Still my favourite (to look at at least ;) )

  26. Julia says:

    David and Gary are LOVE. Yes they are!

  27. Rosey says:

    Those pics of him and Iker are LOL…awesome post!!!

  28. Blair says:

    This is some seriously brilliant stuff.