May 12th, 2011
Thursday Thigh-Off 2.0: Sergio Ramos v. Benoit Cheyrou
Warning: Invalid argument supplied for foreach() in /var/www/html/ki/kickette.com/wp-content/plugins/polldaddy/polldaddy-org.php on line 385
Warning: Division by zero in /var/www/html/ki/kickette.com/wp-content/plugins/polldaddy/polldaddy-org.php on line 512
It’s always nice when multi-tasking players like Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid) and Benoit Cheyrou (Olympique de Marseille) take hold of the Thursday Thigh-Off responsibilities for us, insisting we’re too pretty and dainty to bother lifting a finger. Very considerate of them.
Of course, with the immense quadly goodness on display today, picking a winner may be harder than attempting a drive by of the Printemps shoe department during your lunch hour. We suggest you pour yourself a drink, take the phone off the hook and get a note pad to make your comparisons.
Images: Jorge Guerrero/AFP/Getty Images.
Let’s start with the man who only needs one name. He incites your raging hormones at the drop of a red card. We lost count of how many nose jobs he’s had. He’s supposedly a single man now. And his third leg is almost as big as Gerard Pique’s lochness monster.
The Ramos™ is crazy talented, and he’s provided us with many thightastic moments over the years. One has to applaud the gene pool that created a group of muscles that live so harmoniously together in Sergio’s world. We’re clapping for them now.
We have many fantasies about life altering encounters with our fave ‘ballers, but we’ll know we’ve arrived when we find ourselves alone, in a dark room, standing next to a shirtless Sergio.
Don’t worry, a camera is included in our master plan.
Images: AP Photo/Claude Paris; Michael Steele/Getty Images.
A lot, actually.
Besides being a ripe and ready cutie, this midfielder specializes in high-flying, superior flesh and bone arrangement. Hailing from the man muscle market that is France, if his surname sounds familiar it’s because he’s the younger brother of former LFC footballer Bruno Cheyrou. Snaps to their parents for successfully rearing two tightly-flexed and fit footballers.
Enough with the rambling. Let’s get to the voting. When you’re ready, tell us who you think takes the title this week.
Congratulations to last week’s (just go with it) winner, Mario Gomez. Maynor, luv, don’t despair. You’ve still got years of thigh goodies to bring to the pitch. Let the sizzling elder statesman have his moment before his knees give out.