May 12th, 2011
Thursday Thigh-Off 2.0: Sergio Ramos v. Benoit Cheyrou
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It’s always nice when multi-tasking players like Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid) and Benoit Cheyrou (Olympique de Marseille) take hold of the Thursday Thigh-Off responsibilities for us, insisting we’re too pretty and dainty to bother lifting a finger. Very considerate of them.
Of course, with the immense quadly goodness on display today, picking a winner may be harder than attempting a drive by of the Printemps shoe department during your lunch hour. We suggest you pour yourself a drink, take the phone off the hook and get a note pad to make your comparisons.
VINTAGE
The Ramos™
Images: Jorge Guerrero/AFP/Getty Images.
Let’s start with the man who only needs one name. He incites your raging hormones at the drop of a red card. We lost count of how many nose jobs he’s had. He’s supposedly a single man now. And his third leg is almost as big as Gerard Pique’s lochness monster.
The Ramos™ is crazy talented, and he’s provided us with many thightastic moments over the years. One has to applaud the gene pool that created a group of muscles that live so harmoniously together in Sergio’s world. We’re clapping for them now.
We have many fantasies about life altering encounters with our fave ‘ballers, but we’ll know we’ve arrived when we find ourselves alone, in a dark room, standing next to a shirtless Sergio.
Don’t worry, a camera is included in our master plan.
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VIRGIN
Benoit Cheyrou
Images: AP Photo/Claude Paris; Michael Steele/Getty Images.
What do you need to know about Benoit Cheyrou other than you can’t pronounce his name?
A lot, actually.
Besides being a ripe and ready cutie, this midfielder specializes in high-flying, superior flesh and bone arrangement. Hailing from the man muscle market that is France, if his surname sounds familiar it’s because he’s the younger brother of former LFC footballer Bruno Cheyrou. Snaps to their parents for successfully rearing two tightly-flexed and fit 
footballers.
Benoit doesn’t dabble in the fine art of follicular failures quite like The Ramos™ – which is a plus – but he does cut a fearsome figure in the war on calcium.
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Enough with the rambling. Let’s get to the voting. When you’re ready, tell us who you think takes the title this week.
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Congratulations to last week’s (just go with it) winner, Mario Gomez. Maynor, luv, don’t despair. You’ve still got years of thigh goodies to bring to the pitch. Let the sizzling elder statesman have his moment before his knees give out.
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HALLOOOOOOOO Kickette!!!! When will the winner of this tto be announced???
Bang tidy Ramos!!!
It's not a contest , Sergio Ramos always wins
One word. Ramos!
There's actually no contest here, sorry Kickettes. Ramos ALWAYS wins. He's just amazing. Don't even need to think about it twice….
~heads back to photos of his thighs~
Sergio Ramos…..but of course
More Ramos please. He's like a sexy pony. I wanna feed him sugar cubes.
Sergio Ramos all the waaaayy <3
Two words: Sergio Ramos.
wow, really? i never knew this.
sergio wins, no contest
I'm sorry, I don't understand the question. This is like asking if you'd rather have a new handbag from Chloe or from Target. Sergio is incomparable.
The Ramos ALWAYS wins it’s not contest.
not matter what type of contest it is, The Ramos will ALWAYS win.
THE RAMOS OF COURSE !
Aaah the Ramos, as delicious as usual. I am a little concerned why he now sports a plaster on his ring finger when playing, protecting something????
I've noticed that too. Maybe it's been jammed or something?
Kickette, you missed one of the best thigh pictures of this season.
Kudos to Unamadrista for this gem:
http://i762.photobucket.com/albums/xx268/unamadri…
that was exactly what I was thinking when i saw this post!
that photo is my screen saver =) una is the best!
speaking of ramos guess who you can expect to be pushing a stroller down madrid in the next couple of months
que?!
we are talking about him
rumour has it 22 year old named Jaeda
???? I would like to know more
It's not Sergio, it's Higuain. Ici, si vous pouvez lire français: http://www.chronofoot.com/b%E9b%E9/real-higua-n-b…
It's not Sergio, it's Higuain. Ici, si vous pouvez lire français: http://www.chronofoot.com/b%E9b%E9/real-higua-n-b…
phew! But it doesn't look like Higuain wanted kids anytime soon, according to the article.
did sergio really get a nose job???
he's had either two or three, most likely three.
the first was when he broke his nose during a Madrid derby
and then he broke it again after he'd had it fixed,
and the third time i read he just didn't like the way
it was sitting after the second one, and so he fixed it.
If a baller is Spanish, done. there is no argument. men from spain are perfection. Look at nando and cescy!!!!
you read my mind!
Sergio, Hands down
Is it weird that I like desperately want to massage Sergio's thighs?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA! Need to catch my breath after that hilarious comment! Well, maybe just because you wrote "desperately", otherwise perfectly understandable!
everyone must stop now and check out the Pique loch ness monster. unbelievable. gasps for air, clutches chest.
I will always think of Pique in a different measure now.
I knooowwww http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXuxJ7T-QnI&fe… :O
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The sight of Sergio's thighs made my mouth water almost instantly! The Ramos takes this one. However, Benoit Cheyrou is quite the looker.
Sergio Ramos is just a total win. always.
bishes just need to move on and stop trying at this point
I want me some fine French thighs please!!! Although Ramos has some tasty ones, I find that Cheyrou has the whole package tied up quite nicely…….he is HOT!!!
jen, i think you and i are the only ones who think this! haha as much as i love spaniards (not including serg, sorry), let's get a frog in the picture! Anyhow, that just means more for you and me: i get cheyrou's left thigh–you can take the right!
gulp! Sergio. Of course.
This was a non-contest from the beginning! Gotta love Sergio.
I think i stared at my keyboard trying to form a complete sentence…Ramos wins thighs errr i mean hands down! Who am i kidding, i take either! __So glad i saw this at the end of my work day because i probably would still be staring at these pictures
Sergio Ramos definately has some awesome thighs…torso, hair, biceps, triceps, face and about everything else so sergio ramos is the obvious winner in this competition!!!!!!
VAMOS RAMOS <3
HALA MADRID!
any baller thigh will do for me =]
You are a baller thigh slut.. Oh wait me too
GUILTY!!!
^__^
THE RAMOS!
Is this even a contest? RAMOS
Sergio Ramos is so HOT and SEXY!!!!!!!!!
ALWAYS RAMOS he is just AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sergio Infinity!
GUYS PLEASE CHECK OUT THIS VIDEO OF THE BITCH SARA C !
I SOO CANT BELIEVE SHE DID THIS TO CRISTIANO AND IRINA http://www.captainwag.com/wag/video-from-casillas…
Wow I love Iker but tis from Sara is just a bit to much! I am not a fan of Irina or Ronaldo for that matter, but she could at least be polite and say hi! This is a no no Sara!
Honestly, as bitchy as it seems, we don't know what the real dynamics of the situation are. If sara truly dislikes CRon (he is just a person, everyone, and he is definitely bitchy himself), then that's the way it is. I'm sure all of us have disliked someone our boyfriend was friends with.
I don't know about anyone else, but i know i can't force myself to be something that i'm not. Which it seems in this case for sara, to be someone who likes CRon.
Now, who knows about her relationship with irina, but probably since she is associated with CRon, sara probably has a hard time with her as well.
I completley get what you are saying, I do! But she is a celebrity. That being said she is supposed to be a role model for everyone else. So to see something like this from her, for some reason is not okay with me! Thats just me though !
no contest. Ramos…. drool
RAMOS <<<3333
Nice
i am not a fan of Sergio, but,man, look at those thighs
Only Zlatan can beat Ramos
No one else 
Ramos for sure 
Zlatan is the only baller who can give Ramos a run,in any category for me
Zlatan is in his own level in every category. But back to this competition – Ramos.
The RAMOS of course!!!
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Gotta love a yummy French guy but oh yeah, it's Sergio for certain … always love a little gasping for air during my day ~ thanks SO much!
LOL
it will never not be sergio ramos. never.