He was teary, definitely teary. And would you listen to that crowd? Wow.
We know there are other players at Liverpool FC. We know they have worthy thighs, many of which we’ve admired in the past. But we couldn’t help ourselves. Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres are just too thigh-gifted not to put up in competition against each other. We feel no shame in making this call.
Let’s get to judging.
Steven Gerrard
Midfielder. He’s 28-years-old, 6’0” tall, and his groin has returned to match fitness, though it may be in need of the odd bit of massaging to keep it… match fit ready. We recommend voting for Stevie G if you like your muscle with a light dusting of fur, your accents Scousetastic and you have a soft spot for men that look damn sexy with their kids.
Fernando Torres
Striker. 25-years-old. 6’1” tall. We sadly have little information on the state of his groin. However, we do know about Nando’s thighs: they’ve got freckles. Make Fernando your choice if you like your quads fairly hair-free, your accents impossible to understand and you have a soft spot for men that will soon be looking damn sexy with their kids.
We’re holding off announcing a winner in last week’s epic battle between Sergio Ramos and Fabio Cannavaro until we’ve gotten the bug with our comments sorted out. Next week, Roma!
I’m finding it so hard to choose!!!!……………………………… Fernando. So mean to make me choose!
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Holy … It’s impossible to choose. They’re both so yum! I’m gonna go with Stevie, I think. Or Nando? IHJ! I absolutely LOVE the bum photo of Stevie, but what about Nandos freckles? Oh god, Kickette? How can you do this to me. I’m in two halfs. I simply can’t choose now
Maybe I’ll come back later, when I’ve made up my mind, lol.