April 30th, 2009
The TTO: Steven Gerrard v Fernando Torres
We know there are other players at Liverpool FC. We know they have worthy thighs, many of which we’ve admired in the past. But we couldn’t help ourselves. Steven Gerrard and Fernando Torres are just too thigh-gifted not to put up in competition against each other. We feel no shame in making this call.
Let’s get to judging.
Steven Gerrard
Midfielder. He’s 28-years-old, 6’0” tall, and his groin has returned to match fitness, though it may be in need of the odd bit of massaging to keep it… match fit ready. We recommend voting for Stevie G if you like your muscle with a light dusting of fur, your accents Scousetastic and you have a soft spot for men that look damn sexy with their kids.
Fernando Torres
Striker. 25-years-old. 6’1” tall. We sadly have little information on the state of his groin. However, we do know about Nando’s thighs: they’ve got freckles. Make Fernando your choice if you like your quads fairly hair-free, your accents impossible to understand and you have a soft spot for men that will soon be looking damn sexy with their kids.
We’re holding off announcing a winner in last week’s epic battle between Sergio Ramos and Fabio Cannavaro until we’ve gotten the bug with our comments sorted out. Next week, Roma!
Stevie, since Fernando broke our collective hearts last Jan. transfer window. But both are DAMN sexy and I love Stevie!!!
Oof this is so hard to choose, these are my 2 fave footballers but its got to be gerrard
Holy … It's impossible to choose. They're both so yum! I'm gonna go with Stevie, I think. Or Nando? IHJ! I absolutely LOVE the bum photo of Stevie, but what about Nandos freckles? Oh god, Kickette? How can you do this to me. I'm in two halfs. I simply can't choose now <img src="http://staticll.fluxstatic.com/-/Clients/Common/Img/RTE/smiley/alpha/depressed.gif" alt="depressed" title="depressed" width="16" height="16"> Maybe I'll come back later, when I've made up my mind, lol.
Nando for the freckles
I like thighs manly, so I have to go with Stevie.
Nando…but this is a bloody hard one to call.
oooooh lovely pics. Of both of them. I love Nando, I really do, but I can't look past Stevie. Such yummy, irresistible thighs with bonus bum shot. You really know how make my day Kickette,thumbs up
Damn, this is such a tough decision! I think I'm going with Nando on this one. Sorry Stevie!
My choice…Fernando Torres!!!
Torres all the way!
Kickette, how could you do this to us??!! It's so hard to choose…. I actually have just spent about two minutes writing one name then deleting it and writing the other… can we please declare this one a tie? Please???
Oooohh, Stevie. I like his leg hair! (High fives, Kathy)
my name is mrs fernando torres but honest, i really cant choose i really LOVE them both but i think ill go with……………………..god i dont know! can you vote for both? i really want to! i love them in differant ways! GOD THIS IS JUST TO CRUEL! KICKETTE YOU'VE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME!
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME KICKETTE YOU WANT TO KILL ME?!?!??!?!!??!!? have to go with stevie though. *gulp*
TORRES!
Nando all the way!!!
torrrrrrrrrrrrrrres(L)
Always Stevie G. Don't get Nando's hotness at all!
*sigh* Helle makes a good point. The pepsi ad definitely does it. Nando.
That’s just cruel! What on earth did we do to deserve such torment?
I’m finding it so hard to choose!!!!……………………………… Fernando. So mean to make me choose!
Ahem:
http://www.kickette.com/images/uploads/nov5stevieg.jpg
…’nuff said.
Fernando! My God, Fernando.
i’m raising two hands for nando.. count em’ both… =D
Ooooh…this is difficult. *continuously compares the thighs* Ahh, this is so hard to decide, i shall flip a coin… and I'm going with Stevie!
Love you Stevie G, but I gotta go with the hair-free thighs of the amazing Nando.
Gerrard 100%
i love Gerrard too, but definitely Freckle-boy for me… Nando you are the king of the TTO… and yes, the accent is to die for….
Going for Steven Gerrard here.
Oh, man. Talk about Sophie's Choice! lol But really, this wasn't much of a contest for me. I love Nando to bits and I think his thighs are epic, but I think my profile pic speaks for itself….Stevie is my first love and has THE best legs in the business. STEVIE GERRARD always gets my vote!
Gerrard gets my vote.
Nando All The Way!
Stevie Just Doesn’t Have What Nando Does… =]
xxxx
Sure, Nando always and forever!!!
Yeah, it’s difficult but, hmm, gorgeous Nando of course xD
I want those Torres’ thighs wrapped around me!
Torres. He looks so girly and delicate but his thighs are powerhouses. Damn.
NANDO!
OMG! i could neva choose…they’re both freakin hot!!
torres. hands down. though, nice buns on stevie there!
Aaaagh, it’s like Sophie’s Choice! Why those two, Kickette?! After much deep soul-searching, I’m gonna have to go with Stevie… the accent just sways it for me.
i just have to… TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES TORRES!!!!!!!!
TORRES definately!
this is rediculous!.. stevie has nice thighs but NOTHING on this earth will ever compare to nandos amazing, rock hard thighs.
http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/20…
‘nuff said.
Torres of course. Gerrard looks like one of my little brothers dorky friends. Bleh!
do you choose your favourite child?
Torres
yes. i do… nando all the way!
Torres! pure sex, childish look with male rock thighs)) i will definetely fail to resist
torres all the way!!!
its a hard one to call ,,there both SEXYY but ill go with gerrard
100%SEXXY
i dislike them both quite a bit, but Nando has a place in my heart being a spaniard and all. so i guess i'd go for him.
This is so hard! Since I don't find either of them very attractive, it'll be easy to base on thighs alone…Ok, based on the awkward vacay pic of Nando and the shameless bum shot – Gerrard. (Adorable picture with bubba didn't hurt though either!)
This is not a serious question!! So simple! NANDO OFCOURSE !!!!!
You had to go for the obvious, and impossible, choice!!! IDK I love them both; they both have amazing thighs, they both have sexy accents, they are both adorable in every conceivable way and seem to be lovely human beings. But Stevie has graciously decided to shun underwear (8th photo), so I vote for him in the hope that it will encourage others to follow his admirable lead.
it has to be Stevie!!! amazing man thighs
I cant pick I just cant!!!Both both both both bothhhhhhhhh
IDK, ahhh, who to choose, they are both thightastic. um um um *looks back and forth between the thighs* I'm going to have to say Nando, there is just something about his quads that one up Stevies.
I'm torn. this is tougher than ever! But i'll go with Gerrard.
stevie all the way
this is evil!!!!!! i think i will go with stevie, but nando's tights look good too…aarrgghhh ok, stevie =)
nando for me but only just.
ALL about the freckles….
Oh God, Fernando's third picture is like the biggest turn-off. But Steven Gerrard is a turn-off in general, so I pick Nando
Kill me why dont you kickette this is like having to choose between Chocolate and icecream (and chocolate ice cream doesnt count) !! Love both but can only have one !! Ok , ok im going to vote for Nando Sorry Stevie bb
Got to be Stevie, his hairy thighs are making me feel quite faint!
Torres for me =)
OMG that bum shot of Stevie kills me. fucking gorgeous! I love Nando I really do, and his thighs, I have always said that but Stevie is just irresistable. I dunno… it SO hard to choose!!!
lol
I'm so torn between the two, but Nando for me.
Ahhh! This Is Too Hard! Erm I Think I Have To Go For Stevie!Ahh Sorry Nando :'( Kickette, You Could Of Made It A Bit Easier! Nandos Suncream :') Factor 50, Baby Faces! Lol Ah, I Feel Guilty, It Will Be You Next Time, I Promise!
Nando, King of Thighs. What a silly question.
I would say I lost sleep over this decision, but it's not exactly like I've been getting much sleep lately anyway, so… Anyway, my vote goes to Stevie. Ignoring everything else (yes, even the bum shot) his thighs just do things to me that Nando's don't. It was a close call though, they're pretty evenly matched. *sigh* I feel bad now.
Hands down, Stevie wins this. Its the hair that does it for me. *swoon*
torres! unless stevie shaves his thighs (like that's gonna happen)
Do you REALLY have to ask me about this? The pepsi pic does it. HEH-LOH Nando!
Holy crap Kickette, what are you trying to do here? Kill off your readers? : ) I have had a thing for Steven Gerrard's legs for quite some time now and Nando can't just swoop in with his giant, smooth thighs of glory and take that away, so I'm voting for Stevie – but it was a close one!
my vote def has to go for Torres, how can he ever lose those freckles, his looks, and his sexy thighs makes him a WINNER in my book!!!
Stevie for me!
This is wrong, Kickette…there is just no way i can choose…as i love them both…ok, it's Stevie :p
stevie he's got the best legs
Torres x Stevie not too bad though
Stevie. His thighs are delicious and manly. Torres…a bit too delicate for me
Both are so sexy, it’s hard to choose!
Fernando has really boyish tighs, he needs to muscle them up a bit! But… I don’t like ‘em furry, so sorry Steven. Come back when you’ve had a waxLOL Torres, it’s yours. Take it away, baby.
I love Nando and his many freckles but there is something about that Stevie thigh I like
these two are the reason I watch Liverpool play so it’s not fair having to choose between them.. but I have a thing for the Spanish accent, and the freckles of course, so I’ll go for Torres
Stevie for me! Torres’ legs are smoother than mine, and that’s freaking me out..
oh how could we possibly? oh my oh my. it pains me to choose. it really does. but if i have to…. stevie XD sorry nando loveyou x
Stevie
well the blue swimsuit pic almost killed my Torres vote, but I guess I vote for him. more toned, less hairy. I’m still mad you made me choose b/w them Kickette!
Oh my….. My two favorites players against each other! This is not fair Ms Kickette! I will base my choice on only one pic – the Torres Pepsi ad. Those thighs cannot be beaten. So sorry Stevie! So my vote goes to Nando…
nando. freckles= ummm
this was evil Kickette. i am so torn. can i vote for both? that way my votes kinda x each other out. but i really can’t choose.
FERNANDO!!!
MY boi TORRES of course….i love u Torresssssssss!!!! but can’t hate on gerrard’s thighs either delish
I would do things to that freckled Spaniard that aren’t fit to print. And I find his entire body incredibly sexy, including his thighs.
But this was no contest for me. Stevie’s legs are out of sight. I have been perving over his thighs for so many damn years. And what makes them even sexier? They have hair on them! *shivers w/ delight*
Stevie Stevie Stevie.
Nando all the way!!
I say we make this one a tie I’m virging on collapse trying to pick I just cant bring myself to do it!
Stevie for me!
Gerrard.
Torres.
Nando
Do you REALLY have to ask me about this? The pepsi pic does it. HEH-LOH Nando!
Holy crap Kickette, what are you trying to do here? Kill off your readers? : ) I have had a thing for Steven Gerrard’s legs for quite some time now and Nando can’t just swoop in with his giant, smooth thighs of glory and take that away, so I’m voting for Stevie – but it was a close one!
Gerrard.
I must admit I’m surprised that people seem to be bothered by hairy legs. On men. Do you all know men in real life who wax their legs?? I sure don’t.