May 17th, 2012
Thwarted By His Own Thighs: Simon Dawkins, San Jose Earthquakes
Images: Thearon W. Henderson/Getty Images.
Examination of a photograph taken seconds earlier does change the complexion of things, though.
Nice try, Simon, but you aren’t going to get past the eagle-eyed staffers at Kickette HQ. Especially not with those thighs.