June 10th, 2010

Tick Tock: Time Wasting For World Cup Clock Watchers

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We know no one gives a shite about anything but the WC starting so why bother to pretend otherwise at work. Here’s a few options to help fill your midday entertainment void.

1. Brazil’s Robinho, Neymar and Ganso’s commercial for Seara
Set to the tune of “Single Ladies”. Need we say more?


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2. Cristiano Ronaldo “Return of the Incredibles” documentary
The follow up to his 2006 insider’s guide to life in Manchester, we can’t stop watching present-day Ronaldo loudly yell “TEET TEET TEET” into his unimpressed baby nephew’s face (at 2:30 on). We laughed, we cringed, and have come to terms with his crispy exterior and warm gooey insides. He really is quite lovely when he talks about his family and childhood.
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3. USMNT’s Carlos Bocanegra on Studio 90
Captain America shimmies. His speaks one lick of French. We want on.
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4. Socceroos v. Wild Animals
Thank god The Spoiler‘s on point with their top picks for non-billable work ideas. First, they brought us Timmy Cahill & co. taking on elephants, ostriches and alligators – oh my! Lucas Neill’s half-smile at the end? Just what our doctors ordered.

We also thoroughly enjoyed Argentina’s shooting practices.
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5. Hollywood Actress, Salma Hayek’s epic snake freakout
The interview was live but that didn’t stop her from sticking one stiletto in her co-stars arm.

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40 Responses to “Tick Tock: Time Wasting For World Cup Clock Watchers”

  1. ChristinaLFP says:

    everybody is like Neymar !! Cristiano !!! and im just here like GANSO !!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. sndssj says:

    neymar is soooooooo cute i luv him. fittie n sik hair lol.

  3. mahn says:

    Cristiano's video just melted the barriers around my heart.

  4. Deb says:

    The CR9 video changed my opinion of him as well. I'm sure he's not always that charming or nice, but like he said, there are things he's done that he regrets and tries to learn from them. Everyone makes mistakes, so now, I'm definitely including him in my Finest Five. He seems like a wonderful loving person. His life looks kind of lonely though… Hope he finds a nice and normal WAG someday!

  5. Ofeily9 says:

    NEYMAAAAAAAAR <3 <3 <3 <3

  6. zanzalita says:

    I love Neymar… Hope to see him next world cup in BRASIL!!!!!!!

  7. C16 says:

    Oh God! My ovaries kind of exploded with that Cristiano vid! Seriously, how seet is that?!! It’s nice to see that sweet and sensitive side of him.

    That Single Ladies video is HILARIOUS!!

  8. livv4footy says:

    awww cristianooooo! :) hes adorable. and seeing him care for small kiddies makes me like him even more! hes not such a bad guy (with HORRIBLE taste in women) as the paps make him out to be :D

  9. Lolinha says:

    The Single Ladies clip is a gift that just keeps on giving. The making of is just as hilarious…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOD3M9BcQAY&feature=related

  10. rubyqueen says:

    oh my god..i loved cristiano before but now i loooooove him even more.. :) ))) my ovaries exploded everywhere I WANT HIS BABIES.xxxx

  11. julia says:

    just love cris in this video !! though a bit disappointed he didn’t take his t-shirt off in the end….but he seems to be really nice actually :) and he is sooooo hot btw…it’s insane

    • Anonymous to You says:

      The whole documentary is on youtube in like 5 parts. Kickette posted one of those parts. You can see him shirtless in his pool playing with his dogs in the documentary. :P

  12. Ella says:

    I have been a CR9 fan for a long time, but seeing him with BABIES and sick children has made me adore him even more than I thought I could. I am glad more people can see how sweet and genuine he can be. He also always seems to have a fun personality!

    In addition, Captain America is HOT and I loved the brazilian commercial. Too cute. :-)

  13. Victoria says:

    After watching all of the Ronaldo documentary, I can't believe he's not on the F5. The pool scene was hot!

    • Ella says:

      I know, it's a travesty. Oh well, we all know he should be in the Hot HOF anyway! I've seen lots of ballers visit sick kids in hospitals and I've never seen any of the others kiss and hug the kids they way Cris does. It says a lot about his loving nature!

      • Alexis says:

        Yeah, I think that it's just Cristiano's nature. He's kissing and hugging every kid I see him with. He did it to his dogs too lol…

  14. Johanna says:

    Awesome videos! I've enjoyed each and every one of them, even Ronaldo's. It's always nice to see the other side of players we are never exposed to. The Brazilians, English and Germans made me laugh, Bocanegra's interview was funny as well and Ronaldo's love of kids was touching.

  15. Anonymous to You says:

    Everyone should watch the whole 5 part documentary on youtube! It's very good and he's shirtless playing with his dogs in there too!

  16. NandosGirl says:

    That Bocanegra video is so. freakin. amazing.

    He's so luscious. I was practically drooling the entire time.

  17. caitanya says:

    Thanks. i needed to be reminded that CRon is also a person. It is nice to see him with his family. Having spent some time in portugal, i have an understanding of how the family unit works there and it was definitely endearing to see him with his “sobrinhos”. Also, i liked that he took the time out to see the children with cancer.

  18. Regiii says:

    Dear Kickette, the thank you i wanna say to u won’t express how grateful I am with those videos u posted!!! As a Brazilian, the Santos’ boys add wasn’t something new but I can’t get tired of watching it! They’re hillarious!!! The CR vid is adorable!!! I seriously wanted to be that baby!!! hahahahaha… And Carlos’s interview? OMG OMG OMG!!! Can’t seem to stop watching it!!!! He’s so yummy!!! Looooooooooooved everything to the bones!!!! :) )))

    • Regiii says:

      Dear Lord!! By the time I wrote the 1st comment I hadn’t gotten to the part where Carlos does a little dance after answering about Cannavaro!!! OMG OMG OMG… I will officially die here!!! hahahahahahaha

    • Cheers gal. We can watch Robinho flip his hand back and forth like Beyonce all day long!

  19. Guest says:

    If you are checking Incriveis vids don´t miss the one on Raúl Meireles, nerd eyeglasses when getting another massive tattoo done, and tattoo rivalry with his wife. I developed a major crush on him, his wife and kid, all 3 adorable.

    Practically all the incriveis vids are great – Pepe´s pretty moving.

  20. Marcella S. says:

    yaay! you posted the Single Ladies vid!! I didn't think you would!!

    You're welcome! hahhah :)

  21. Beth says:

    Ok, I have never been c-ron's biggest fan, however, that video of him has changed my mind completely. He seems so nice and friendly with the children and he gets all emotional. Also, it was nice to see him with his family. He actually seems like a nice guy!!

    I think caitanya is right, we needed reminding that he is a person too.

    • Anonymous to You says:

      The thing is that CRon was always like this. People just don't want to believe it because he seems like the exact opposite. But I like how Kickette showed this video so people can see the true him.

      • Beth says:

        I know, we always get shown the arrogant/posey side of him – which i suppose everyone has to an extent. We definitely need to see more of this side of him, it practically 180-ed my opinion. I think kickette did a good job posting this vid, hopefully it will change a few more minds!!

  22. Alisha says:

    I am not a fan of Ronaldo and the way he was holding his nephew makes me think he's not going to be the best father, i'm not surprised the baby was crying, although he does look rather lovely with a child.

    • Anonymous to You says:

      Your bias is flooding your comment. But at least you warned us of it before your insult. Like Cristiano said, you aren't born knowing how to do everything.

      • Alisha says:

        Yeah, I made sure I'd say that first so people didn't start hating me but after watching all of the video and seeing him at the hospital i'm kinda starting to like him, he did make some good points.

    • C16 says:

      Wow, that’s harsh!

  23. MrsNesta says:

    OMG Love the videos, the Brazil boys were hilarious.

    Not sure if anyone seen this one or if its been posted on here before, but if you know Little Britain :)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P8malSTNc8

  24. Kelly_Cahill says:

    That first one with the brazilians is hysterical :'''D

    Ahh i love it :)

  25. Senorita Iniesta says:

    Seeing Cris with all these kids just made me cry.

  26. lorena_chanel says:

    I have to admit-I watched "Os Incriveis Cristiano Ronaldo" like 5 times in last week only :-D yes,yes I am in that CR_crazy_stalker_mood right now…

    but I blame WC for it,and that reporter,and fact that there is part ( about 10 min long!!! )with CR by the pool-In Gucci swimwear(of course :-D ) ,and the part when he sings,and play with kids-this just killed me right away… ohhh God I hope i didn't scared anyone…:-D