July 7th, 2011
Tim Howard: Creepin’ In Camouflage
Nah, it’s obviously not working. We can still see him… Image via footballkitnews.com.
Football kits aren’t exactly our favourite thing in the world, Kickettes. They obfuscate bodies. As you know, anything that prevents us from enjoying our daily flesh fix makes us stabby, which is why we tend to avoid kit reviews like we do cheap shoes. In this case, though, we’re prepared to make an exception.
After last years challenge to their fans pretentions toward gender inequality with a splendid ‘lightning’ pink away top, Everton FC appear to have gone all butch on us by draping Tim Howard in camouflage. Hmm.
While some have speculated that it could be a clever device to unsight strikers as to Timmy’s true position in the box, we feel that by donning the camo, our man is merely tipping us a surreptitious wink that he is pleased with the response his last manly moment received on Kickette and intends to expand on the theme.
We really, really want to believe this. Don’t ruin it for us.
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I don't feel sorry for Tim Howard (I'm not allowed to). I'll be willing to bet he thinks it's shit too.
I'm waiting for him to throw a tantrum.
Tim looks good in and out of whatever kit he has on. He also looks amazing in person, btw. *whistle whistle*
Excuse me, Tim Howard– I thought that we had an agreement. You would only do naked photo shoots, and I would forget that you play for Everton. This is a violation of that agreement.
I like the kit a lot actually. Not so keen on the player lately.
I'm just gonna take this one in stride b/c the only way those colors look good on him is if they're painted on. So from now I have associated this image with a very vivid image of Timmy going commando….ALL THE TIME!
You could chose the worst kit between Everton and English NT one http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article…
:O they are both hideous!
Well, it's not like Timmy gets a say in what he wears…
Wow……those are really fugly.