October 7th, 2010
Tim Howard: Getting Durrrty (And Naked) For ESPN The Magazine
UPDATE: Those who are still conscious should follow this link and click through to image 4. That should finish you off!
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Last time we published a photo of Tim Howard from ESPN, our server collapsed. We are pleased to report that while our IT department has managed to withstand the addition of a small amount of mud and a snarly snarl, we have not.
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he is absolutely stunning….i wish i were those goalie gloves XP
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I have to get ready for work in an hour and now I don't think I can after looking at T.Ho in this picture and in the link! Oh the things I would do if I were alone with him…lol. God Bless America!
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I would have loved Bocanegra to pose nekid! that be real HAWT!!
I wih he would remove those gloves…
he is so fugly. it's not even funny. it hurts to lokk at him that's how ugly he is. and. he's. American. the ONLY hot American is Bocanegra.
Will ESPN Magazine accepts suggestions, since in these conditions I would like Cristiano Ronaldo, Gourcuff Yoahnn, Fernando Torres, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard Pique etc. ……. If they accept hope it's soon I'm excited!
It's not just a feeling anymore; I am now 110% certain that there is a Kickette on the ESPN magazine staff. Thank you, kind lady, wherever you are.
Ooooh wow… I don't think that I will ever be able to make fully formed sentences again…oh wow, especially after #4, oh wow
I really envy Mrs. Howard.
G-g-g-good g-g-g-g-god…
Sweet Mother of the Holy Durrrty!!! U tryin' to kill us, Kickette? Or maybe have us lose our jobs? Just wonderin'…
no sh*t! That's what i said out loud! woo hoo!
Damn, the guy likes to be naked, no?? not that im complaining though
JULIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! HEEEEELLOOOOOO!! I'm lulu the other Sergio Ramos fan!! It's been ages since I came here to Kickette and I was always looking for ya
And yeah, he loves being naked because I convinced him he needed to make people forget about Carlos-what's-his-face.. because… there has to be space for diversity, y'know.
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Im all for diversity by the way: "Sergio to the beach", "Shirtless Sergio", " Sergio on pitch", "Sergio off pitch", that's diversity as well, no??
but agree 'bout the too-much-Boca-kills-Boca thing
Sweet mother of jesus, this is why EVERTON r secretly my 2nd fav team i root 4 in the premier league….is there some rule where ballers have to meet a criteria where they are just smoking hawt! Esp overseas players i mean what else is there left to say but dayummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Now, THAT is "dirty sex". O_o
You may! Well with a team made up of so many hotties, I am always going to forget one, especially since Rodwell has been injured and won't be back until November.
The others I can oogle from afar until then
This is disturbing..can't process! One of the reasons why I fell for the USMNT is that Timmy looks like my little brother. UGH! Must not think like that! He does not look like him at all! He's nothing like him. Okay, now I can look at the photos…Yum!
MINE! *coughs* sorry, Everton boys have a tendency to do that to me.
Oh ladies, I am such a lucky gal when I have Cahill, Arteta and Howard on the same team. It is official, footballers need to wear less clothes for the good of humanity. Maybe soccer should become nudist soccer -with a fig leaf XD- and then we can all stare in wonder at these gods!
Timmy, keep catching those balls and being our great goalie.
Love you!
NSNO
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i'm again the only one to feel nothing…
I need an ice bath now. Seriously…my blood has gone waaayyyy past it's boiling point!
err.. wha… umm… I have never truly appreciated Tim until now.
Well hot damn! Now that's a great way to brighten someone's day!
Safe to say that I'm gonna get fired today bc this has SERIOUSLY inhibited my ability to do anything but drool…
Sigh. Does nothing for me. In fact I am enjoying the first photo on that link a lot more! That girl has an amazing body, good lord.
Alright Tim, this is getting ridiculous. Who else is commissioning an artist right now to make a naked sculpture of T Ho? Just me, then?
Luckily I don't have anything else planned for the rest of the day today.
Recently I saw a guy who looked like Tim at the airport. He was shorter and definitely not so buff but otherwise very similar looking, right down to the sexy baldness. I may have walked behind him for a bit longer than was strictly necessary.
The verification process can be lengthy. I applaud your attention to detail.
I saw a Fernando Torres doppelganger once. Needless to say, I stared him down for so long that he became uncomfortable, and I had to remind myself that jumping strangers is illegal.
Haha! I wonder how I'd react if I ever saw a Sergio lookalike. Part of me thinks I'd never let him go, and part of me thinks that frankly, without the flamenco loving cracked out wardrobe Eurotrash-fabulousness of the real Sergio, I wouldn't be interested.
I think senora ramos got it right…. Oh holy hell!!!!
*grabs water bottle to stay hydrated*
There's another photo inside the magazine…
Ahem, yes. #4 at the link is the one I was thinking of. I think I like that one even better. Next year: FEILHABER.
If Benny got naked and dirty like this I'd die of a heart attack. But at least I'd die happy.
You've seen the photos from Interview magazine, right?
Oh yes. It was a good good day when I got that issue
Hmm, I realise I am in the minority here, but that picture doesn't do anything for me at all. Don't find him attractive one bit. Am I just weird, lol?
No. It's like what a friend of mine says "Different people like different types".
kickette, you are truely trying to kill me. that's all i can think when you put these glorious smoking hot pics of tim howard. just damn man!!!! i am soooooo jealous of your wife right now (well, that's an everyday thing). oh timmay, i don't know how i'll be able to function the rest of the day!!!
HOLY HELL!!!! there are not enough warnings on earth for #4. i'm officially deceased now!
(How do you type stammering?) I’m I the only one who keeps getting drawn to that suggestive/strategically placed, white-bright-highlighted pinky finger…crap, I seriously forgot what I was going to type.
You must click on that link! SPOILER, he makes a diving save. And other women ask me why I watch sports. God bless the beautiful game
What's with the glove again, Howard?!? This is torture, Timmy, this is torture.
I never thought I would be so jealous of a damn goalkeepers glove!
i know right !!! … someone should throw them a ball or something
OMG. That's all I can say. O.O
God bless America.
Admittedly, I'm a Bocamuffin girl through and through and Timmy usually doesn't light my fire. But he just seems so willing to take his clothes off for the camera that I can't help but be a little bit (okay, A LOT) turned on. Now I have something to think about in Art History. Tim Howard would put the Greek statues I'm studying right now to shame.
amen, God bless America for producing hot players like Timmay!
Speechless…
I zoomed …. might take some time to recover !
Helloooo nurse!
WOW……..that's all I can manage right now!!!!
Ditto.
oh. my. god. I know I don't say this enough but… football, I love you.