March 14th, 2012
Tom Huddlestone: Have You Thought This Through?
If you want to contribute to Tom’s campaign, hit him up here. Original image via Facebook.
Using a combination of science, Photoshop and Newcastle Brown ale, we’ve worked out that Tom Huddlestone’s charity ‘fro will be this big (above) before he gets anywhere near a pitch to score the goal he needs to shave it.
We imagine the sheer weight of the ‘fro will preclude him from scoring that goal, which means that before long, it will be mini-bus sized and will inevitably collapse and crush him.
Are you sure you’ve thought this through, Tommy? We’re a bit worried now.