July 24th, 2008
Tomás Ujfalusi’s Arthouse Photoshoot
Seriously, can anyone assist us with understanding this situ?
We get the idea of dressing up nice and having your photos taken with soft lighting and designer gear and airbrushing and so forth. Oh, we get it.
But how exactly did this photo series of Atletico Madrid’s Tomás Ujfalusi and his (now ex) wife Katerina ever come to fruition?
We’re imagining an intense boardroom meeting with many mood boards and a variety of alcoholic beverages. Someone, who may or may not have been smoking crack, suggests a “deconstructed break down of the overloards IKEA expressed with nakedness and a g string. And also sauna/bath house wood paneling.” The room erupts in applause and the photographer is booked. Sadly, Mario Testino is not available.
Never thought the day would come that a baller without clothing would make us weep. And not in a good way.
Random: Katerina used to be the former Miss Czech Republic.
Via our besties at the Spoiler
Is she like 100 years old or something?
I have to admit the second picture is kind of cute, but the first one is um wierd, but I guess that they thought that they looked hot.
Kickette, in all seriousness, this is the ugliest thing you have ever published on this site. Honestly. Please take it down.
I honestly do not know what to say about this!! Just, why?
lol, that was quite hilarious TFO. and i agree. it’s awful. first it’s the blank look in his eyes and her g-string . . . it’s not that i want to process all of this but it happens automatically and i want it to stop.
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Woah…. does that still count as “artsy”? I hope not. That might have put me off sex for a few days. Bastards.
Why do it?
I have nothing more to say.
I honestly do not know what to say about this!! Just, why?
Scary and disturbing on so many levels…and here i was cheering on Czech Republic during Euro…i can never look at him the same again…
I reckon it’s a poor, poor, poor man’s version of a Posh & Becks editorial shoot (poor as in, the budget and vision of your average “I sleep under a bridge and this is my house”). Or at least, an attempt at it.
Beautiful! So wonderfully trashy and hilarious. I’m stunned!
Ummm who? Why? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shock.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="shock" style="border:0;" />
I feel dirty. Off to take a bath.
That just disturbs me.
Yes, MXA. Why? that's all…
I'm just. Just. Well. My IKER that is bad. Or beyond that. Who came up with this? Who?
MY EYES!!! arrrrrrrgh!! Whyyyy???
These… are really disturbing. Actually, you have the bit about his wife wrong. Aleks Hleb’s wife was part of a band called Topless. Katerina is an ex-Miss Czech Republic.
I. AM. GOING. TO. VOMIT.
Wow. That first picture is pretty, um, suggestive.
Looks like something from a ‘adult’ movie.Nasty and tacky!!
I’m at loss for words as to how to react to such (old) pics.
I’m just. Just. Well. My IKER that is bad. Or beyond that. Who came up with this? Who?
Yes, MXA. Why? that’s all…
I’m with Becca – WHY?