July 24th, 2008

Tomás Ujfalusi’s Arthouse Photoshoot

Seriously, can anyone assist us with understanding this situ?


We get the idea of dressing up nice and having your photos taken with soft lighting and designer gear and airbrushing and so forth. Oh, we get it.

But how exactly did this photo series of Atletico Madrid’s Tomás Ujfalusi and his (now ex) wife Katerina ever come to fruition?

We’re imagining an intense boardroom meeting with many mood boards and a variety of alcoholic beverages. Someone, who may or may not have been smoking crack, suggests a “deconstructed break down of the overloards IKEA expressed with nakedness and a g string. And also sauna/bath house wood paneling.” The room erupts in applause and the photographer is booked. Sadly, Mario Testino is not available.

Never thought the day would come that a baller without clothing would make us weep. And not in a good way.

Random: Katerina used to be the former Miss Czech Republic.

Via our besties at the Spoiler

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26 Responses to “Tomás Ujfalusi’s Arthouse Photoshoot”

  1. TariGirl.x.ManUtd says:

    Is she like 100 years old or something?

  2. Mrs. Podolski says:

    I have to admit the second picture is kind of cute, but the first one is um wierd, but I guess that they thought that they looked hot.

  3. The Fourth Official says:

    Kickette, in all seriousness, this is the ugliest thing you have ever published on this site. Honestly. Please take it down.

  4. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I honestly do not know what to say about this!! Just, why?

  5. dos santos girl says:

    lol, that was quite hilarious TFO. and i agree. it’s awful. first it’s the blank look in his eyes and her g-string . . . it’s not that i want to process all of this but it happens automatically and i want it to stop.

  6. Dee13 (mrs m metze) says:


  7. Brandy says:

    Woah…. does that still count as “artsy”? I hope not. That might have put me off sex for a few days. Bastards.

  8. Becca says:

    Why do it?

    I have nothing more to say.

  9. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    I honestly do not know what to say about this!! Just, why?

  10. Avenath says:

    Scary and disturbing on so many levels…and here i was cheering on Czech Republic during Euro…i can never look at him the same again…

  11. Dina says:

    I reckon it’s a poor, poor, poor man’s version of a Posh & Becks editorial shoot (poor as in, the budget and vision of your average “I sleep under a bridge and this is my house”). Or at least, an attempt at it.

  12. Venice says:

    Beautiful! So wonderfully trashy and hilarious. I’m stunned!

  13. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    Ummm who?  Why?  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/shock.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="shock" style="border:0;" />

  14. AJ says:

    I feel dirty. Off to take a bath.

  15. MissusLGarcia says:

    That just disturbs me.

  16. carly says:

    Yes, MXA. Why? that's all…

  17. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    I'm just. Just. Well. My IKER that is bad. Or beyond that. Who came up with this? Who?

  18. sweet_dreamz says:

    MY EYES!!! arrrrrrrgh!! Whyyyy???

  19. Shootfromthehip says:

    These… are really disturbing. Actually, you have the bit about his wife wrong. Aleks Hleb’s wife was part of a band called Topless. Katerina is an ex-Miss Czech Republic.

  20. Genevieve Gourcuff says:


  21. aristeia says:

    Wow. That first picture is pretty, um, suggestive.

  22. Cici says:

    Looks like something from a ‘adult’ movie.Nasty and tacky!!

  23. Kat says:

    I’m at loss for words as to how to react to such (old) pics.

  24. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    I’m just. Just. Well. My IKER that is bad. Or beyond that. Who came up with this? Who?

  25. carly says:

    Yes, MXA. Why? that’s all…

  26. FootballerChick43 - "Mrs.Ballack" says:

    I’m with Becca – WHY?