August 3rd, 2010
Torres In Training: Further Proof We Make Bad Career Choices
Lord knows we don’t feel like working today, so in the name of half-arsed news reportage (literally), here’s Fernando Torres getting jabbed in the bottom whilst glute training.
We’re off to the job centre. We are more than qualified to poke Nando’s butt cheeks for pay, thank you very much.
Thanks C!
If I was working with a sweaty, grunting Nando, I'd wanna touch his butt too! (except I probably wouldn't be prodding, I'd just give it a good squeeze XD) Time for a change of profession….is there any way I can skip the training it takes to become a PT and move onto to the footballers?
omg!!! maybe i can become a trainer too?
if i can touch ballers butts like that is okay
Well that was torture. If watching Nando work out counted as an actual work out, I'd look like Arnold Schwartzenegger.
wow. that's some intense trainig there nando. and some real intense butt jabbing.
I love that the PT brings his hand to his face after groping Nando's butt @0:35.
FT: "How is it, mate?"
PT: "It's good, moist.."
LOL!!!
OMG. LOL.
the things i would do to be Nando’s PT…..
Too bad I decided to become a nurse. LOL.
I just had to stop halfway through the damn thing!
That man in black is not paying attention to anything else!!!
One word for y'all: BROLESTATION!
He's just having a go a Nando's "nachas"!
What the eff??!!!
You can even tell he's not even keeping count, not really… Not like he really wants to…
I say someone beat us all to that job! That person cannot possibly be a professional butt jabber, or whatever that occupation is called!
I demand justice for Nando's bum!
NOW!
…
(Who am I kidding? I'm just crazy jealous at the man
)
LOL…love this!!
Huh. I always thought "Fernando Torres getting jabbed in the bottom" would involve Steven Gerrard.
LOL
i just pictured this scene in my head..
what can i do to see this in real?
my god stevie g and nando..
Mmmm, as a medical student I had planned to go into internal medicine (with mostly old people as patients), but maybe I should seriously reconsider, sports medicine starts to look pretty good.
I'm a law student and I'm thinking of sports law … hot clients: make long hours bearable …
The only problem with being a sports lawyer is the inability to sleep with the hot clients…damn code of professional conduct/responsibility!! *shakes fist* (at least here in the states)
Damn. I must've missed that bit when studying for the MPRE. Whoops!
does that same selfish rule apply to sports medicine? :O
I think it's generally unethical for a professional such as a lawyer, doctor, professor, etc. to "consort" with their clients. So … perhaps we all need to rethink our chosen practice tracks?
Mmm, but what if we just meet them there, tell them there's a conflict of interest, but that we are available to meet them on a "personal" basis?
Girl, with problem-solving skills like that, you are going to make a kick-a*s lawyer.
Heck, I’d even volunteer to be the one holding the video recorder! Of course, the pt would be a much better job
I want that job. Just jabbing his bum
I can’t believe that I am jealous of a man!! :O
Best. Job. Ever.
I tought a job like this….just appreciate 'ballers!! And selling this vid, I have a new seen on Nando. I always loved him but for me he's a like really a teenager. His bodie is so UNF…!
ohhhhhhh i would give anything to be fernando's personal trainer.:) to prode his bum and grope his muscles.mmmmmmm:D
How long do u think It would take before the club would find out that:
1) I don’t know anything about personal training (and YES Im talking about sport here!!)
2) It’s not normal to get lost in the corridors EVERYTIME and end up in the showers AGAIN.
Just say you have a funny memory, and that it they fired you that you’ll sue them for Hating someone for loving footballers
I still get a bit misty about what he said about Liverpool :')
We love you too Nando!!!
And, yes, I want that job too!!!
Where do I sign up for an interview ? I want that job !!!! As a Liverpool supporter I would not only get to try and touch Fernando Torres but also meet my other fave players ! Screw engineering , I'm going to become a sports trainer lol !
Happen to notice that El Nino has begun losing his ohsocutekissable babyface. He used to look forever teenage, now he kind of looks his age
I don't see it just yet. But if you take a look at this picture from the WC: http://a.imageshack.us/img192/9588/tumblrl4hidtim… Freckles look like he's 14. That smile is so irresistible, so adorable!
That was pretty much the most adorable thing ever.
haha, that pic! Yeah, it's adorable.
He so looks like a little kid still in that one.
It blows my mind that Pepe Reina is one year older than Torres. One! For all that Pepe is super sexy and strapping and virile, he looks like he could be Nando's dad.
God i want to lay a kiss on those freckles so badly! So so cute!!!!
i love the way he smiles it makes me feel so…………
ahhh i just love him (L)
THANKS ever so much for sharing that pic! It's LUSH!
I agree. The freckles are still adorable and his face oh-so-kissable, but most of the time I don't see a kid when I look at him anymore – he's all [super sexy] man.
the smile and side glance are still assassin material, gotta agree
http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/4c_DoChSa_U/Best+O…
an old old pic…irresistible to grown up men also
One of my favorites.
LMFAO!!!!! oohhh shoot i love this vid. on the nando!!!!
THANKS KICKETTE!!!
hmm maybe I should change my career choice and move to Europe. It's not too late for me. Am just heading into uni haha
I could watch that all day…thanks, guys!
I would be Liverpool's volunteer trainer if I got to see this every day. Great find Kickette!
lol I wonder if the prods were even necessary or if the trainer just wants dat ass
I'm surprised there arn't many women working with these footballers. if i knew anything about fitness and health, footballers would be the only people i'd work for! hahaha
apparently football clubs don't hire female fitness trainers at all. they're very reluctant too. i can see why though, lol we'd all be jumping on nando's ass
Jumping them doesn't count as a workout? *sigh*
The guy is having a good old feel an all lol, I love Torres and am soo happy that he's staying with liverpool and quashed any rumours that are going about(this coming from a arsenal fan btw lol)
please please please
someone tell me how to apply for the job
i dont even mind if i dont get paid…..i will do it voluntarily
TORRES♥
x
omg..i wish i were that guy..
torres looks in good state btw..
and awww…
http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/103213110/Liv…
can't wait for the league starts..
wow..bitchy is back!!
Forget whatever I was thinking of doing with my life prior to today, I'm changing to sports medicine and moving to Liverpool, STAT. The freckles are irresistible! Haha.
It's the grunting/ heavy breathing that gets me!!
Oh yes, that’s always good for me as well. (; Hahaha. Nando could do just about anything, though, and I would make me squeal with delight.
Is there an online application for this job? If so, where do I go to fill one out? I'm pretty sure I'm COMPLETELY qualified to fill in for whenever that guy in black feels too sick to come to work. And I find it totally acceptable to feed him off food so that he GETS sick so that I can cover for him.
OMG, THIS. Where can we apply for this job?!
lol.
i love him now, forever and always
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL kickette you do make me laugh.
and because i have no clue how to use twitter, i just wanna say the tweet that said:
'Member the good old days when we tweeted proper news regularly? We don't either. Here's Gourcuff holding a baby.
made me pee myself but it made my day
Loool! How could that guy keep a straight face?! I'd be giggling!
I'd give Torres a hard workout (just so he'd sweat and have to take his shirt off) and then I'd send him to the showers loool (making sure of course his towel is nowhere in sight!) lool!
I'm so jealous of that guy in the vid!haha.
his bum is hard :$
oh nando <3
I wonder what that guy had to do to get that job! I'll do it and more!
That's exactly what I'm training to do.
Someday I WILL prod Nandito's butt!!
Then I will know that I have truly made it! Hahaha
Hmm, I see a danger of not being able to restrain yourself once you've touched his butt…
i wish i was his personal trainer!!!!
OMG – every time I think I can't possibly find him any more attractive than I already do, you rise to the challenge…thank you kickette! Off to take a cold shower now!
LMAO. The first thing I thought to myself when I saw these pictures is, who is that guy in the black and how do I murder him and steal his identity?
I knew that by comming to this post I would find hilarious and interesting things to read… but you my friend have won. You're is the best post on here. I mean I don't think they would let women touch the players or be so close to them while they train. Let alone leaving a woman and a 'baller all alone (except for the ones taking vids/pics). You would be in disguise and no one will suspect you when you touch his bum LOL SO in the right track