August 18th, 2011
Transfer Totty: Carlos Bocanegra Signs For Rangers FC
Image taken 10 July 2011 during batting practice for the Taco Bell All-Star Legends & Celebrity Softball Game.
After a few years in France, Boca the beefcake is returning to Britain. Can we get a ‘hellz yeah?!’
In a three year deal that sees him leaving Ligue 1′s St Etienne for the 2011 Scottish Premier League champion side, Rangers FC…yada, yada, yada. We’re positive there’s more details to share, but we can’t be arsed right now to do so.
See, often times when writing these stories for our loyal Kickette Army soldiers and soldierettes, we face a dilemma. Should we use our brains to give you witty commentary ? Or rely on our overactive sex drives to say what you’re all really thinking. Problem is, though, we never have enough blood to run both at once.
So instead of finishing off this post, won’t you join us in jumpy claps, Kickettes?