August 19th, 2010

Transfer Totty: Roque Santa Cruz

We sincerely hope you’ve been saving your pennies, Kickettes. Former F5er Roque Santa Cruz has been put up for sale by Manchester City. It’s high time we bought a footballer, and we think Mr. Cruz would make a damn good place to start our personal collection.

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58 Responses to “Transfer Totty: Roque Santa Cruz”

  1. zahara says:

    he is hust too hot for words. reasons for saving

    1. donate to stop animal cruelty

    2. buy roque santa cruz (dammit, even his name is hot)

  2. Dutch89 says:

    i'll volunteer to be Santa Cruz's personal physio and be oncall 24/7 ;)

  3. gossip girl says:

    Only Brazil don't have "one" footbal player so beautiful like this

    Roque Santa Cruz, es "muy" bien venido a Brasil…

  4. gossip girl says:

    Only Brazil don't have "one" footbal player so beautiful like this…

    Roque Santa Cruz, és bien venido en Brasil

  5. ms. thalia says:

    How much do u need ?

  6. Black Rose says:

    roses are red, violets are blue, and I wish to be f***ed senseless by Roque Samta Cruz.

  7. lillah says:

    ROQUEEE!!! <3 <3 <3 Mi amor! :D He's my all-time number one on my personal finest five list. :)

    He must leave City, if he'll stay there he won't get any chances to play as long as Mancini is there…:S I really hope he'll find a good team, and he will have the chances to play often.

    Thank you Kickette, you've made my day!

  8. Dahlia says:

    Don't know about him…but I like how his name sounds..all macho! lol

  9. marie says:

    i m breaking my piggy bank.

  10. judit_ says:

    ill pay to have him on weekends_

  11. Ash says:

    I'm breaking the bank! Gimme him!

  12. sarrible says:

    I’m in for $20. Can I have him on alternate Thursdays?

  13. emily says:

    Do you take US$ ?

  14. judit_ says:


  15. hi! says:

    he is cute…RAWR!

  16. tigerS says:

    Holy Mother of God!!So sexy and hot I can’t breath!

  17. NYC says:

    Is there a PayPal account set up for this? I’m in!!

  18. Erin says:

    He is a truly delicious man.

  19. Leya says:

    Oh God, he’s so gorgeous.

    In 2002, I was 14, in end of my first year of high school, and waking up at 2am to watch World Cup games (yes, i still had classes in June!)….the only thing I remember from that World Cup is Roque’s hottness….

    I will contribute the $5 in my account after paying my loans to buy him.

    • Dre says:

      You just told my story.
      I was 13 during that WC, and he was one of my first football crushes.

  20. senora ramos says:

    i’d like to contribute my next semester’s tuition for him. it’d go to a much better value :D

  21. Liv says:

    The only think missing in this pic, is his Beautiful smile! For the love of God he should be on the F5 again!

  22. FirstTeamCoach says:

    His hotness has increased greatly just by having been put up for sale by Citey !

    Roque, choose your next club carefully !

  23. imhereforthenando says:

    I will definitely contribute to the purchase of Santa Cruz! And when Kickette fields their own team, we can make our own rules. I suggest the banning of base layers, daily shirts v. skins games (but without the shirts), and “Ramos” headbands for everyone!

    • gin_in_teacups says:

      Sign me up.

      And may I add that all team doctors/trainers/masseuses/Nando bum pokers must come from the Kickette community. Also, the institution of a new job which will consist of consoling the team with hugs if they lose, and pouring water or beer of champagne down their shirtless bodies when they win.

      • imhereforthenando says:

        Let’s be best friends. You’ve got a good head on your shoulders.

        • gin_in_teacups says:

          Haha. Yes let's be! As long as our bonding activities include booze and giggling as we oogle members of the Spainish NT.

      • senora ramos says:

        i’ve been told i give really great hugs :D

        • gin_in_teacups says:

          As long as we have an understanding that we will be sharing Sergio time:-) Ok, babe?

          • senora ramos says:

            hmmmm, i guess i could. what can i say, i’m a giver :D

            • Sara says:

              I'm in too….you had me at hello!

              Oh man….there are so many, hmmmm, positions, that I can see myself doing with this opportunity. :)

              • Ninjess says:

                LMFAO! If I chip in my life savings, can I grab a position (giggles) as a trainer? I can think of all kinds of exercises to keep up their endurance and test their flexibility.

    • CrazyforNando says:

      I like the way you think!! Im in :)

  24. loveu2much says:

    gosh he is just so hot. kinda wierd tho cause i dont remember seeing him in the world cup but maybe i wasnt paying attention. how could i overlook such hotness.

    • loveu2much says:

      i mean the only time i watched a paraguay game was the one against spain and i was too busy looking at the ramos to pay attention.

      • gin_in_teacups says:

        Me too chica, me too. I was like "Paraguay…" Right, I was in a bar, slightly tipsy, and completely in the thrall of El Ramos. Remember how he was bleeding from the head, got bandaged up and came right back on to finish the match? Swoon…

        Anyway, this Santa Cruz guy. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

  25. SusieX says:

    Wow, this kind of hotties are not around in the Netherlands. God, he is hot! Maybe I should emigrate..

  26. Julia D says:

    Of course it would be ideal if he could make "service" installments to each & every one of us, just a good fath gesture from him……….

  27. Mrs.DiegoForlan says:

    i am seriously considering not paying this years university tuition and simply putting it towards buying roque. oh lordy, he's too sexy… !!

  28. Alessandra says:

    unffffffffff. hot diggity damn, just what i needed to get my mind and body away from this humidity. now if only he was on the bed beside me instead of my aunt's dogs…

    • DebS says:

      now if only he was on the bed beside me instead of my aunt’s dogs…


      Thanks to all posters! My daughter thinks I’m nuts when I’m sitting here laughing at you all! :)

  29. Nordkvinne says:

    I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad!

  30. cliu says:

    Breaking News: Kickette fields a Dream Team: Hailed as Community Service to Female Football Fans All Over the World! Ladies I think we can do this thing!

  31. Deanna says:

    He is just Hott. Just plain sex-anytime-anyplace hott.

  32. Zlatanista says:

    For a moment i was almost considering emptying my kids savings :) . Damn he´s hooot!

  33. cymraeg_ddraig says:

    I will definitely contribute too! I second the idea of daily shirts v. skins games.

  34. mamaly says:

    Are we going for Kickettes United?

    Who else are we going to get?

    As manager I like Jose Mourinho!

    • blitzen says:

      NO to Mourinho! If it’s a hot manager we are going for, can there be any other choice than Pep Guardiola???

  35. RedAne says:

    Holy Moses!!! I was having the first bite of my lunch when i saw the pic… Almost choked… Never felt so good.

  36. Julia D says:

    Yes! Buy him! I'll contribute the little I can afford, oh heck who needs food really………Here's $100. Can I pick which part I get? :D DD