August 19th, 2010
Transfer Totty: Roque Santa Cruz
We sincerely hope you’ve been saving your pennies, Kickettes. Former F5er Roque Santa Cruz has been put up for sale by Manchester City. It’s high time we bought a footballer, and we think Mr. Cruz would make a damn good place to start our personal collection.
he is hust too hot for words.
right..my reasons for saving
1. donate to stop animal cruelty
2. buy roque santa cruz (dammit, even his name is hot)
i'll volunteer to be Santa Cruz's personal physio and be oncall 24/7
Only Brazil don't have "one" footbal player so beautiful like this
Roque Santa Cruz, es "muy" bien venido a Brasil…
Only Brazil don't have "one" footbal player so beautiful like this…
Roque Santa Cruz, és bien venido en Brasil
How much do u need ?
roses are red, violets are blue, and I wish to be f***ed senseless by Roque Samta Cruz.
ROQUEEE!!! <3 <3 <3 Mi amor!
He's my all-time number one on my personal finest five list. 
He must leave City, if he'll stay there he won't get any chances to play as long as Mancini is there…:S I really hope he'll find a good team, and he will have the chances to play often.
Thank you Kickette, you've made my day!
Don't know about him…but I like how his name sounds..all macho! lol
He was voted twice in 2006 for the sexiest player at the World Cup.
He had a Top-40 hit in Germany and Austria, 'Ich, Roque', click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GW-ojhMZty4
i m breaking my piggy bank.
ill pay to have him on weekends_
I'm breaking the bank! Gimme him!
I’m in for $20. Can I have him on alternate Thursdays?
Do you take US$ ?
_LET’S BUY HIM
he is cute…RAWR!
Holy Mother of God!!So sexy and hot I can’t breath!
Is there a PayPal account set up for this? I’m in!!
He is a truly delicious man.
Oh God, he’s so gorgeous.
In 2002, I was 14, in end of my first year of high school, and waking up at 2am to watch World Cup games (yes, i still had classes in June!)….the only thing I remember from that World Cup is Roque’s hottness….
I will contribute the $5 in my account after paying my loans to buy him.
You just told my story.
I was 13 during that WC, and he was one of my first football crushes.
i’d like to contribute my next semester’s tuition for him. it’d go to a much better value
The only think missing in this pic, is his Beautiful smile! For the love of God he should be on the F5 again!
His hotness has increased greatly just by having been put up for sale by Citey !
Roque, choose your next club carefully !
This!
I will definitely contribute to the purchase of Santa Cruz! And when Kickette fields their own team, we can make our own rules. I suggest the banning of base layers, daily shirts v. skins games (but without the shirts), and “Ramos” headbands for everyone!
Sign me up.
And may I add that all team doctors/trainers/masseuses/Nando bum pokers must come from the Kickette community. Also, the institution of a new job which will consist of consoling the team with hugs if they lose, and pouring water or beer of champagne down their shirtless bodies when they win.
Let’s be best friends. You’ve got a good head on your shoulders.
Haha. Yes let's be! As long as our bonding activities include booze and giggling as we oogle members of the Spainish NT.
i’ve been told i give really great hugs
As long as we have an understanding that we will be sharing Sergio time:-) Ok, babe?
hmmmm, i guess i could. what can i say, i’m a giver
I'm in too….you had me at hello!
Oh man….there are so many, hmmmm, positions, that I can see myself doing with this opportunity.
LMFAO! If I chip in my life savings, can I grab a position (giggles) as a trainer? I can think of all kinds of exercises to keep up their endurance and test their flexibility.
I like the way you think!! Im in
gosh he is just so hot. kinda wierd tho cause i dont remember seeing him in the world cup but maybe i wasnt paying attention. how could i overlook such hotness.
i mean the only time i watched a paraguay game was the one against spain and i was too busy looking at the ramos to pay attention.
Me too chica, me too. I was like "Paraguay…" Right, I was in a bar, slightly tipsy, and completely in the thrall of El Ramos. Remember how he was bleeding from the head, got bandaged up and came right back on to finish the match? Swoon…
Anyway, this Santa Cruz guy. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
Wow, this kind of hotties are not around in the Netherlands. God, he is hot! Maybe I should emigrate..
Of course it would be ideal if he could make "service" installments to each & every one of us, just a good fath gesture from him……….
i am seriously considering not paying this years university tuition and simply putting it towards buying roque. oh lordy, he's too sexy… !!
unffffffffff. hot diggity damn, just what i needed to get my mind and body away from this humidity. now if only he was on the bed beside me instead of my aunt's dogs…
now if only he was on the bed beside me instead of my aunt’s dogs…
ROFL!!!
Thanks to all posters! My daughter thinks I’m nuts when I’m sitting here laughing at you all!
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad!
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He is just Hott. Just plain sex-anytime-anyplace hott.
ditto!
For a moment i was almost considering emptying my kids savings
. Damn he´s hooot!
I will definitely contribute too! I second the idea of daily shirts v. skins games.
haha i'd gladly referee that game!
You referee, I'll be fourth official….more time for gazing longingly at all the hot men then…..
I'm fine just being a ball girl…tmi?
LMAO !!!!!!
Are we going for Kickettes United?
Who else are we going to get?
As manager I like Jose Mourinho!
NO to Mourinho! If it’s a hot manager we are going for, can there be any other choice than Pep Guardiola???
Holy Moses!!! I was having the first bite of my lunch when i saw the pic… Almost choked… Never felt so good.
Yes! Buy him! I'll contribute the little I can afford, oh heck who needs food really………Here's $100. Can I pick which part I get?
DD