August 24th, 2010
Transfer Totty: Yoann Gourcuff To Lyon
Image via Bellazon
We don’t often cover transfer news at Kickette; our interest in football tending to be rather more er… flesh-centric. But we’re always prepared to make an exception when exceptional beauty and/or girlcrushing is involved.
Therefore we are pleased to report that everyone’s favourite Lash-meister Yoann Gourcuff has agreed a transfer deal that will take him from Bordeaux to Lyon in the French Ligue One. He will be undergoing a medical later this week.
While we’re thrilled to bits for all you Lyon ladies (and gents) out there, we must confess we have been making pacts with various evil deities during recent weeks, in the hope they would see their way clear to arranging for Yoann to transfer to an EPL club. This is not because we consider the EPL to be superior to any other league, we’re simply aware that international focus on the EPL’s bigger clubs and its players is huge. More focus = more photos of Yoann like this and this = happy soldier girls and staff.
It’s your interests we have at heart, y’know!
Anyway, our plan clearly failed. Apparently, the entire Kickette staff’s firstborn children don’t hold much sway with the dark forces. Or maybe they figure we’re going to hell anyway, bearing in mind what we’ve fantasized doing to this boy.
Holy it ain’t.