August 3rd, 2010
Travel Totty: Joe Hart v Micah Richards
Two of our favourite Manchester City boys headed through the airport arrivals lounge this weekend. Let’s judge them and their style choices, shall we?
Joe Hart: we love his dedication to keeping the Louis Vuitton protected in plastic from any airborne germs, viruses or human hands; have always liked the Nike ninjas on boys and think he’s the only one in the entire country who can wear a cap sideways and not make us stabby.
Micah Richards: since we know what this man is packing under those clothes, it’s hard to remain impartial, but we love MR’s laid back look; highly approve of his Louis V in Damier Graphite case, and like the choice of sneaks. He gets our vote for today.
Who’s your pick for best traveling totty, Kickettes?
JOE FUCKING HART! <3
he can do no wrong.
that man…MMM!
Micah just looks cool and laid back so he gets my vote. Joe looks like a bag boy.
agreed!
It’s gotta be Micah. That outfit and that hat (ugh!) are not working on Joe. Nor can I get on board with carrying his LV around in protective plastic – you’re meant to use the damn thing. None of the women I know are that anal about their designer bags, and no man should be either.
Micah on the other hand is looking smooth. He’s looks relaxed and is pulling off that outfit. Love that smile too!
I can’t choose!
1. Joe Hart kind of reminds me of my ex boyfriend, but I tell myself that Joe is not an asshole like my ex… but then I see Micah’s hehehehe abs and I get confused. I’m calling it a draw and voting for David Silva. I have to watch Man City now…. actually if there was a Man City and those 3 lived there I would move there. But I digress.
Eugh, Joey usually gets my vote, as much as I can possible give of one as a United fan, (though Micha's abs are a nice miracle on their own) but not today. That cap makes my eyes water.
Joe's shoes are killing me…and not in a good way.
Micah wins for me.
Joe looks like he should be in Twist and Pulse off Britain's got Talent-not a good look, which sorry, I know will mean nothing to you non Brit Kickettes!
Loool you’re so right! Now we’re waiting for the other half of the act to turn up!
These comments about joe are making me laugh,
Micah definitely wins!
i fought Joe hart
but then i saw the cap and shoes
wta was he thinkin??
x
Joe has to win hands downn for me! As much as I love Micah, there isn't many guys who can beat Joe Hart with his cheeky smile
i agree!
THE SMILE!
I was leaning towards Joe Hart until I caught sight of his shoes.
Fugly!
Ha… yes…. am finding it (very) hard to see past the man mary-jane sneakers! Pic #2 gets my vote.
My thoughts exactly. What is up with his shoes? :/
Well, he's carrying a trash bag so I can't for the life of me figure out what he was thinking.
haha. True.
I mean, he could've put it in another bag. Something that doesn't resemble a garbage bag. :/
lol… he's like trying to pull off granny shoes… which is not hot!
don't get me wrong i love me some Joey Hart, BUT those shoes on boys are such a no-no!!!
No one is forgiven for wearing a baseball cap like that. NO ONE. Least of all a big white guy.
And I don't care how much stuff you have to carry, it is never fashionable to tote it in a trash bag. Get a cart.
Sorry Joe.