October 31st, 2011

Trick Or Treat: Guess The Masked ‘Ballers Edition

Category Randoms, WTF Files

Happy Halloween to our fellow Skankensteins!

In the spirit of tricking – as well as treating – our lovely readership, we’ve put together a little ‘guess who’ game of ‘ballers in kooky Halloween costumes. Because our spooky celebrations have been mildly sloppy for the past few years, we were keen on improving our drunken levels to ‘inappropriate’ at this year’s office fete. As a result, today’s themed post is all that we could scramble together in between bobbing for champagne-soaked apples.

There are no winners, just discounted candy corn for the losers.

1. Phantom Of The Barber Shop

Image Credit: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/Getty Images.

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2. The Pumpkin-Headed Horseman Of The Orange Apocalypse

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3. The Demon & The Damned Dirty Habit

Kickette hot halloween ballers

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4. The Holdall Handling Horror Mask

guess the baller

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5. BatPants

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30 Responses to “Trick Or Treat: Guess The Masked ‘Ballers Edition”

  1. The Blossom Shed says:
    November 1, 2011 at 11:06

    Poor Gomez – the only other person out there I could think of with hair that dreadful is Joey Barton. Shudder.
    http://www.theblossomshed.blogspot.com

  2. The Blossom Shed says:
    November 1, 2011 at 11:04

    # 4 is RVP – I recognize those arms:)

  3. DutchGooner89 says:
    November 1, 2011 at 10:50

    I can spot that nipple from a mile off number four is our captain VAN-TASTIC Robin V.Persie

  4. FootyGirl says:
    November 1, 2011 at 03:03

    The first is definitely Mario Gomez, then Frank Lampard, 4th is Robin Van Persie and the last David Beckham.

    Just can’t figure out who’s on number 3.

  5. larissamanuela says:
    November 1, 2011 at 01:52

    I think that 3 is Carles Puyol actually haha,:)

  6. April says:
    October 31, 2011 at 19:36

    While this is cute and I appreciate the hard work, it did leave me longing for pictures of their bubbas in costumes. European Kickette's… do you guys rock the Halloween at all? Even a little? If not, you are missing out on a world of cute that is babies in costumes parading around (oh, and pets too) and I would start celebrating immediately!

    Plus you get to eat lots of candy.

  7. Agnes Wonka says:
    October 31, 2011 at 19:17

    the 4th is Robin Van Persie and the 5th is Beckham. Don't know the rest :S

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    October 31, 2011 at 19:07

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  9. FloraJane says:
    October 31, 2011 at 18:47

    I love how Frank always runs with his thumbs up like that. :) It's adorable. And that bat between Becks' legs is making me giggle!

    The pics are Gomez (Joey Barton wants his hair back though), Frank, RVP, Ramos, Becks.

  10. JA7 says:
    October 31, 2011 at 18:05

    I love #4 – Robin Van Persie!

  11. Nancy says:
    October 31, 2011 at 16:44

    Gomez
    Lampard
    Rvp
    ?
    Beckham

  12. Ellie says:
    October 31, 2011 at 16:26

    Number 3 is definitely not Ramos, he's missing a bunch of tattoos (and Sergio's forearms aren't that bulky.) Also this guy is dressed too much like a normal human being to be Ramos…..(and I say that with love)

  13. Futball says:
    October 31, 2011 at 14:41

    i feel like 4 is dani alves

  14. Miss Lampard says:
    October 31, 2011 at 14:15

    I love my hot Pumpkin face-Lampsy…1)Mario Gomez, 2)Lampsy, 3) I'm not sure that the third is Ramos, so I'm gonna say he's Aitor Ocio, 4)Lukas Podolski, 5)Becks..

  15. Tashinka says:
    October 31, 2011 at 14:05

    I agree with most everybody else… M. Gomez, F. Lampard, S. Ramos, L. Podolski, and D. Beckham. But if the third pic is missing a critical tattoo (I'm not as much of a Ramos ogler as others are), then maybe not…

  16. Kristina says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:49

    First must be Gomez, and I think RVP is the forth?

  17. fruitpot says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:43

    Gomez, Terry, not Ramos (no tattoo on wrist), Podolski, Beckham?

  18. swan says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:33

    gomez
    lampard
    sergio
    van persie
    beckham

  19. Fatima says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:32

    4.Robin Van Persie….3. Ramos…2. Terry??…1. Gomez?? and no 5. hmmm hard one…. i give up on the last one

  20. super girl says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:29

    1st photo no doubt it's super mario gomez! :)

  21. Zoraida says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:26

    joey barton
    lamps
    the ramos
    van persie
    becks
    ….or not?

  22. Nefertiri Ishtar says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:14

    Happy Halloween !!!

  23. Sarah, Madrid says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:10

    Easiest one, Ramos as the hot demon! Beck also, Gomez first one?

  24. Erica says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:08

    Apparently I can now recognize someone by their nips through an undershirt. I believe it is time to reevaluate my life choices.

  25. PUPOVAC SNJEZANA says:
    October 31, 2011 at 13:07

    TO BE THE FIRST ONCE IN SOMETHING.I SAW THE RAMOS DOING HIS NOSE.I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT