October 31st, 2011

Trick Or Treat: Guess The Masked ‘Ballers Edition

Happy Halloween to our fellow Skankensteins!

In the spirit of tricking – as well as treating – our lovely readership, we’ve put together a little ‘guess who’ game of ‘ballers in kooky Halloween costumes. Because our spooky celebrations have been mildly sloppy for the past few years, we were keen on improving our drunken levels to ‘inappropriate’ at this year’s office fete. As a result, today’s themed post is all that we could scramble together in between bobbing for champagne-soaked apples.

There are no winners, just discounted candy corn for the losers.

1. Phantom Of The Barber Shop

Image Credit: PATRIK STOLLARZ/AFP/Getty Images.

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2. The Pumpkin-Headed Horseman Of The Orange Apocalypse

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3. The Demon & The Damned Dirty Habit

Kickette hot halloween ballers

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4. The Holdall Handling Horror Mask

guess the baller

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5. BatPants

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30 Responses to “Trick Or Treat: Guess The Masked ‘Ballers Edition”

  1. Poor Gomez – the only other person out there I could think of with hair that dreadful is Joey Barton. Shudder.
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  2. # 4 is RVP – I recognize those arms:)

  3. DutchGooner89 says:

    I can spot that nipple from a mile off number four is our captain VAN-TASTIC Robin V.Persie

  4. FootyGirl says:

    The first is definitely Mario Gomez, then Frank Lampard, 4th is Robin Van Persie and the last David Beckham.

    Just can’t figure out who’s on number 3.

  5. larissamanuela says:

    I think that 3 is Carles Puyol actually haha,:)

  6. April says:

    While this is cute and I appreciate the hard work, it did leave me longing for pictures of their bubbas in costumes. European Kickette's… do you guys rock the Halloween at all? Even a little? If not, you are missing out on a world of cute that is babies in costumes parading around (oh, and pets too) and I would start celebrating immediately!

    Plus you get to eat lots of candy.

  7. Agnes Wonka says:

    the 4th is Robin Van Persie and the 5th is Beckham. Don't know the rest :S

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  9. FloraJane says:

    I love how Frank always runs with his thumbs up like that. :) It's adorable. And that bat between Becks' legs is making me giggle!

    The pics are Gomez (Joey Barton wants his hair back though), Frank, RVP, Ramos, Becks.

  10. JA7 says:

    I love #4 – Robin Van Persie!

  11. Nancy says:

    Gomez
    Lampard
    Rvp
    ?
    Beckham

  12. Ellie says:

    Number 3 is definitely not Ramos, he's missing a bunch of tattoos (and Sergio's forearms aren't that bulky.) Also this guy is dressed too much like a normal human being to be Ramos…..(and I say that with love)

  13. Futball says:

    i feel like 4 is dani alves

  14. Miss Lampard says:

    I love my hot Pumpkin face-Lampsy…1)Mario Gomez, 2)Lampsy, 3) I'm not sure that the third is Ramos, so I'm gonna say he's Aitor Ocio, 4)Lukas Podolski, 5)Becks..

  15. Tashinka says:

    I agree with most everybody else… M. Gomez, F. Lampard, S. Ramos, L. Podolski, and D. Beckham. But if the third pic is missing a critical tattoo (I'm not as much of a Ramos ogler as others are), then maybe not…

  16. Kristina says:

    First must be Gomez, and I think RVP is the forth?

  17. fruitpot says:

    Gomez, Terry, not Ramos (no tattoo on wrist), Podolski, Beckham?

  18. swan says:

    gomez
    lampard
    sergio
    van persie
    beckham

  19. Fatima says:

    4.Robin Van Persie….3. Ramos…2. Terry??…1. Gomez?? and no 5. hmmm hard one…. i give up on the last one

  20. super girl says:

    1st photo no doubt it's super mario gomez! :)

  21. Zoraida says:

    joey barton
    lamps
    the ramos
    van persie
    becks
    ….or not?

  22. Nefertiri Ishtar says:

    Happy Halloween !!!

  23. Sarah, Madrid says:

    Easiest one, Ramos as the hot demon! Beck also, Gomez first one?

  24. Erica says:

    Apparently I can now recognize someone by their nips through an undershirt. I believe it is time to reevaluate my life choices.

  25. PUPOVAC SNJEZANA says:

    TO BE THE FIRST ONCE IN SOMETHING.I SAW THE RAMOS DOING HIS NOSE.I WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP TONIGHT