May 6th, 2009

Nicklas Bendtner: Trousers Not Required

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After the Arsenal loss, you can’t blame young Nicklas Bendtner for wanting to go out and get sloshed last night. His location of choice, wagabee central – Boujis in London.

No shame in that. However, we can blame/judge him for the inability to keep his trousers on whilst in a public arena with photographers present. We point the finger at you for that one, luv.

How exactly does this happen, by the way? Was he in transit from the loo and remembered he left the oven on and needed to leave post haste? Or (more likely), was he in transit from some sort of sexy-times action in the VIP and suddenly got busted?

imageJust what exactly is going on for club security to throw you out without even waiting for you to hitch up your jeans and quickly re-arrange your junk back into its rightful place in your trousers?

So many questions.

FYI, Nicky arrived at the club at 11.45pm, and was seen at various intervals in the evening having a smoke in the “smokers pen” outside and chatting to several different ladies also getting their smoke on. When he left the club (at 4am), the car driving him sped through two red lights. Obviously an urgent pants-in-public situation.

Side note: not sure why Nicky would be covering his face. Doesn’t part of the professional football player contract include having no naked shame? Confusing.

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44 Responses to “Nicklas Bendtner: Trousers Not Required”

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  2. Max says:

    There are more than one or two ways of comming out.

  3. Barcelinha says:

    why hide your face, love, there's lower parts that are exposed!!!!!! teehee

  4. mrscudicini says:

    wow…this is just…wow… :)

  5. RedHeart says:

    Does he want to be involved in another thigh-off?

  6. Boston Red says:

    Oh dear… o_o

  7. Mrs.De Rossi says:

    Oh Nicky o_o u should pull ur trousers up first

  8. ferzie says:

    LOLLOL

  9. Pingu says:

    um. yum. i really want to know what happened before this. but that bouncer, what a tool.

  10. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    But cred to you Bendtner, you wear just the right sort of underwear! Boxerbriefs!

  11. Torillas says:

    Hahahahahaha, just saw it on a danish webpage. Haha, Nicky for fucks. And yes, exactly does this happen?

  12. Meer. says:

    Oh gosh Nicky. WHat happened, love? Did you get harresed by some WAGabees and just had to flee the scene whilst they were tearing of your clothes and your jeans in particular? Oh honey, maybe you should inform the police? Those girls should be stopped!Or were you doing something else? Something quite… Scandalous? Oh, Nicky, fill us in. Please.

  13. LizB (Mrs. Vucinic) says:

    Why on earth didn’t they just pause for a second and pull them up? Then they could’ve gotten to the car faster.

    But LOL

  14. izzy says:

    um wow. i just don't even really know what to say about that. reminds me of my friend who walked into her dorm with her pants off and managed to lose them between the 1st and 12th floors. So many questions….

  15. 'TorresNubianQueen' says:

    We’ll I’ll be damned

  16. utternonsense says:

    Soooo many questions, lol? Sadly none of the possible answers are good. Nicky is officially a world class tool!

  17. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    This is hilarious.

  18. aristeia says:

    This is amazing! Haha, it just adds to the buffoon image I have of him. He should have his own laugh track. Talented player, just makes some poor choices.

  19. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    O_O NICKY! Also, does he not have a GF?? Oh Lord.

  20. Malin ("MrsFernandoTorres", if I may) says:

    O_O NICKY! Also, does he not have a GF?? Oh Lord.

  21. Adri says:

    I don’t get it. Drunk as he may be, he clearly was lucid enough to think about covering his face from the photogs. Why he didn’t choose to pull up his pants instead of pulling his coat over his head is beyond me. What a moron.

  22. Malin ("MrsFern says:

    But cred to you Bendtner, you wear just the right sort of underwear! Boxerbriefs!

  23. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    This is hilarious.

  24. Avenath says:

    Shouldn't he be covering his crotch?…i mean, everyone knew it was him…the least he could do was keep his dignity in check…oh wait, he wears pink boots..what was i thinking?!

  25. Usman says:

    As Humiliating as it can Be!!

  26. Liz says:

    Nice!!!!

  27. celine says:

    well…must be embarassing for him..but at least he looks pretty hot!! pants less and wasnt wearing pink undies like his boots.

  28. In says:

    Wow, yes! I just love scandalous ballers, like CRon for example. And no words about his boxers!!!!!!

  29. At least he’s rockin boxer briefs

  30. RedDeviless says:

    LOL Arsneal lost so can't blame him :P Nice thighs though

  31. Wazza's Freckle says:

    It appears that he did his scoring off the pitch.

  32. Rossi´s girl says:

    what a pathetic moron o_O

  33. HiL says:

    LOL. sorry to all the Bendtner lovers but this is just pathetic.

  34. Camille says:

    Yeah, what is that bouncer doing? It looks like a perp walk, the grip he has. I want Bendtner to pursue his trouserlessness in a more traditional forum. His thighs should be shared.

  35. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    LOL!!!

  36. FirstTeamCoach says:

    LOLLOLLOLLOL

  37. carly says:

    Oh man, if everyone else was this fun… LMAO!

  38. Erin says:

    Skysports News last night had an official apology from Bendtner to his fans for his inappropriate behavior. LOL

  39. Nata_red says:

    Ooh Nicky, c’mon there’s no voting for your thighs ))

  40. Eternal Dreamer says:

    Definitely makes me wonder what happened before the pictures were taken. Why couldn’t the bouncers wait until he pulled his pants on properly? Humiliation? Anger? Both?

  41. Dreamgirl says:

    LOL What a mishap

  42. boo says:

    are we even sure he really was nicky? where from did you get this?

  43. carly says:

    Oh man, if everyone else was this fun… LMAO!

  44. Erin says:

    LOL I have no words! LOL