May 6th, 2009
Nicklas Bendtner: Trousers Not Required
After the Arsenal loss, you can’t blame young Nicklas Bendtner for wanting to go out and get sloshed last night. His location of choice, wagabee central – Boujis in London.
No shame in that. However, we can blame/judge him for the inability to keep his trousers on whilst in a public arena with photographers present. We point the finger at you for that one, luv.
How exactly does this happen, by the way? Was he in transit from the loo and remembered he left the oven on and needed to leave post haste? Or (more likely), was he in transit from some sort of sexy-times action in the VIP and suddenly got busted?
So many questions.
FYI, Nicky arrived at the club at 11.45pm, and was seen at various intervals in the evening having a smoke in the “smokers pen” outside and chatting to several different ladies also getting their smoke on. When he left the club (at 4am), the car driving him sped through two red lights. Obviously an urgent pants-in-public situation.
Side note: not sure why Nicky would be covering his face. Doesn’t part of the professional football player contract include having no naked shame? Confusing.