We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Nothing like a few choice words from Milan’s resident don-dada Marco Borriello to liven up the scene around here.
In the new issue of Italian Vanity Fair Marco admits that he’s a sucker for beautiful women and that he’s not down with unnecessary bedroom nonsense:
Sex is very important because I am passionate…. I’m lucky to know that if I want it, I can have at any time. But I like traditional things, nothing kinky… Being nice, wealthy and well-known, I find it normal to aim high…[it's] not my fault if 95% of Italy’s most beautiful girls aspire to be famous in show business…
Hmm. His ego must have joined Ronaldo’s on a permanent holiday.  Regardless, that’s insanely hot. Because, of course Marco can have it any time. It’s been said before, and we’ll say it again: that’s a “double bag it and pray” situation few would say no to.
What other gems come bursting forth from the pages of this keep-it-frame-it feature story?
Well, Marco discusses his 17 years of awkward suffering without his prized female possessions – apparently, he was a big ole geek.
I was not thinking [about women]. Besides…I was running around in overalls and wore thick glasses like the bottoms of bottles ["coke-bottle glasses"] I was not very developed …
We can say with 99.9% certainty, he definitely developed. Yay for contact lenses and such.
Marco also takes credit for helping his most famous girlfriend, Belen Rodriguez (of yacht and ocean sex-scene fame) move from WAG to…well, a showgirl.
“When I met Belen she was an unknown model. Being with me gave her more visibility, but then again, her talent also helped her create a career as a showgirl herself.”
Lastly, throwing a well-placed jab at his former lover’s current fiancee Fabrizio Corona, Marco admits that Belen was his first/greatest love but there’s no ill will because he stays fly, no lie:
“I’m not jealous of Corona because what he has now, I’ve already had.”
You go, boy.
Links/Source: From many, many Italian outlets
Is it just me or does anybody else find his arrogance incredibly off-putting?