May 31st, 2007
The TTO: Gerrard Takes It
The hard fought results are in from round 2 of the Tuesday Thigh Off (held this week on a Thursday, because we’re organised like that), and Steven Gerrard has emerged thighs above the competition.
He very narrowly edged out the delectable Alessandro Nesta (you can only vote once, loyal Nesta fans), and was clear leader over Fernando Torres. How Torres didn’t get more thigh appreciation we’ll never understand, but hey, our fellow Kickettes want what they want. Even if what they want is wrong. Torres: We’re here with a shoulder to cry on should you need one. Bring your paycheque and a bottle of Vintage Krug please.
Congrats Stevie G, round two goes to you you sexy scouser.
Thanks to Arielle for the pic.