June 5th, 2007
The TTO: Round Three Nominations
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How many rounds of the Tuesday Thigh Off will we have? We’re thinking several thousand, at least. So many ballers, so many thighs…
Here’s a recap before we address the round three noms:
Round one: Frank Lampard
Round two: Steven Gerrard
Who will be crowned king of the thighs this week, Alan Smith, Mark Gonzalez or Dijbril Cisse?
As always, post your thoughts, comments, words of wisdom and votes in the comments.

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Alan Smith… He is so hoooooottttttt!!!
Love the way he smiles
Late vote for Alan Smith!
Cisse!
deffo mark gonzalez but steven gerrards got da best legs eva eva eva
Have to be Mark Gonzalez, shame he’s not as hot on the pitch!
LoveLamps: You likey the (relatively) new acquisition? <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> Chilean hotness adds spice to the Liverpool soup. WOOOT!
ALAN!! Pure hotness!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" />
Mark Gonzalez, even if he does play for liverpuddle. When did they get a hot player? Have I been living under a rock?!?!?
alan smith:]
Def Gtta Agree With Yah Charlotte ( Or Shud I Say Claw?)LOl
Alan All The Way <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
Bec x
Alan Smith!!
Omg I Love Him!
xo
Alan!!!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
That picture doesnt do Smifter justice…. Im in Two minds…. Cisse? Smith?
Can we do half votes?
Out of this bunch…Mark.
Alan Smith *is* useless!
Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Smith, Alan Smith!
literally by flip of a coin, Gonzales and then Cisse
I’m going to have to go with Smith. His thighs may be useless lately but they still look damn good and let us not forget the past when those thighs had a lot of good in them!
alan smith..
SMUDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, I love his smille, too!
Oh, Mark, of course! Sorry, Alan, but no ManChu boy will ever get my vote. Plus, well, compression shorts *fans self* get me every time.
Alan Smith!! Such a BEAUT and a ledge!!;-)
Mark gets my vote!!
Smudger. All the way.
Alan Smith. He’s not useless, unless you just started watching football (or don’t, and just listen to the hype). I don’t even like Man U, and I’m rooting for Smith.
And check out Taylor Twellman. He plays as a forward for the New England Revolution, and his thighs are quite magnificent.
SPEEDY GONZALES!!! Hey, Mark! Why you make me so hot for you? Huh? Work them thighs, baby! Yeah!
Have to go with Dijbril Cisse. Gonzalez would be a close second. <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" />
hmmm Alan Smith
Alan Smith’s thighs are as useless as his play on the pitch. Mark Gonzalez FTW!
Definately Cisse. I was so said when he left the EPL
And I’m going to have to second that Laurie said. I first noticed Malouda during the last WC and he should definately should be in the running.
I’m also going to stick a word in for my MLS boys, some hotties of note: Toronto FC’s Lombardo, Maurice Edu, Jim Brennan. Danny Dicchio has a fighting chance as well.
Ooh, it’s got to be Cisse. On the rare occasions when you put one of my French guys in the contest, I obviously must vote for him.
(Be sure to check out Lyon’s Florent Malouda when you’re searching for future contestants. And I hear he may be coming to EPL next year. If you were ever to run a cheekbone-off—as opposed to a thigh-off—he’d win hands down. Or…um…so I’m told.)