May 15th, 2007
The TTO: Round Two
Here are the round two nominees for the Tuesday Thigh Off: Alessandro Nesta, Fernando Torres and Steven Gerrard.
Make us proud and cast your votes carefully, Kickettes.
To vote, leave your thoughts in the comments. Who will emerge victorious? Who will be adorned with the Quad King moniker? Who will care? All questions will be answered.
By the way, just how sexist is this competition? We’re thinking 60% sexist, 40% compelling market research.
Don’t hestitate to send in more nominations (to thighs @kickette.com) for those you think deserve this great, prestigious honour.
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fernando torres
hes a sexy bitch
i would <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" /><img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" />
Totally agree…I am voting for Fernando Torres, too.
He’s hot and has really sexy thighs..^^
I like your diary. Allow to be friends!
Torres!
And not just the thighs for me. I could take the whole man. Oh Lord. *fanning herself*
TORRES!
He’s hot when he isn’t wearing a gay hairband or making funny faces!
NESTA!!!!
gerrard defo 1 sxy lad im xx cum on
Nesta certainly!
The muscle definition, the long legs, the caramel-golden skin – he is just beautiful.
Nesta – only because Frank can totally wipe the floor with him baby!
Stevie Gerrard, all the way!!! But yeah, that pic no way does justice…And I said alst week, but am going to lobby again – can we have Joey Barton next time please????
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard
He’ll pass the ball up forty yards,
He’s big and he’s fucking hard,
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard.
Or alternately:
Steve Gerrard, Gerrard,
He’ll pass the ball up forty yards,
He’s better than Frank Lampard,
Steve Gerrard Gerrard.
I think that adequately sums it up. Steve Gerrard ftw.
stevie
I don’t understand why there aren’t more votes for Fernando Torres. Torres’s thighs are magnificent!
ugh. so so difficult. but steven gerrard just inches out torres for me. so, steven gerrard.
Nesta’s rather gorgeous, but still Stevie G for me.
nesta, of course
gerrard and torres? oh no no no.
nesta wins this one girlies!
n e s t a
alessandro nesta, hands down.
let me think..
uhm, yesyes sandro nesta.
nesta all the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NESTA, JUST LOOK AT THOSE THIGHS. ?
Alessandro Nesta, all the way. ?
Gtta Be Steviee G <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />
Kickette, can we use an IP logger and make sure all these votes that were posted in the last ten minutes are from separate people?
Thanks.
Sandro for sure!!!!
Nesta Nesta Nesta…
Gerrard? No way!!!
Stevie G all the way
Steven Gerrard
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Alright then <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />.
OMG MARA. I love you for those.
And, uhm, the last one I kind of was like, THE HELL, STEVEN?! But it’s total love.
No I didn’t it’s by coincidence that the person that posted before me had the same name.:/
Steven Gerrard please.
p.s. Are you allowed to vote twice? Because Nan up there repeated her vote.
nesta for sure
Nesta.
Alright. To defend my Stevie G’s honor, here you go.
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I was really looking for the original of the icon picture but I couldn’t find it. Must be in my other stash of football porn. The ones that are NSFW. *giggles* OF course I threw in a butt cheek just to spice things up. But that’s another poll altogether. Hahaha!
Nesta!!!
Steven G.
My vote goes to Stevie G, easily. What thighs!!!
Que sera, que sera, it’s Stevie G. for me. You need a better pic, this one does not do the hard man justice.
Steven Gerrard <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />.
Ok, that’s far from being the best picture of Steven. But he gets my vote anyway.
NESTANESTANESTANESTANESTANESTA.
I vote for Sandro.
Nesta. Without a shadow of a doubt. I mean, SERIOUSLY. Just LOOK at them. *le sigh*
Hey! I think my son-in-law-until-June 16th, Steven Gerrard, is about 18 in that picture—or 22. I feel certain the last four years have added bulk! Can we send 3 votes from all the girls in the house?
Oh, come on… Nesta, hands down.
Sandro N. all the way *nosebleed*
sandro nesta! but a funny pic of stevie
haha i think the more sexist this is the better
my vote goes to senor torres. sexy beast.
ALESSANDRO NESTA!!!!! Hands down!
nesta fo sho. those italians.
As promised, I am voting for Stevie G.
Nesta hands down!
Nesta and Torres are both amazing in the thighular area.
But it has to be Stevie G MBE.
I’m going to have to vote for the sexy youngster Torres.
This is a no brainer—Nesta! I agree with Lou and Nika!
Stevie G!! Yes, please.
Steven. All the way.
Nesta! And I so totally agree with Lou!
Oh come on! Obviously Nesta! He not only has gorgeous thighs, but look at the beautiful golden skin that covers them!
Torres all the way! Did you SEE him during the World Cup? Thighs, thighs, and thighs!
stevie g! just because he looks so proud.
$tevie MbE!
nesta has the best thighs, but im totally gonna vote for that sexy bitch fernando torres!
STEVIE! YAY! But the picture doesn’t really do him justice, Kickette.
And, ehm, are any of the ladies looking at more than just thighs? Maybe?
Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie Stevie! And… Stevie!
Super Stevie to thigh rescue!!!
Stevie G!
I’m going to have to vote for Fernando Torres, all the way.
well im going for torres all the way hes got that sexiest by far!!