July 3rd, 2007
The TTO: Smudger Takes Round Three
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Another week (give or take 14 days), another victor in the Tuesday Thigh Off competition.
Round three goes to Man U’s Alan Smith who soundly beat out the divine Mark Gonzalez and our new entry on the Finest Five list, Dijbril Cisse.
(Cisse just has that sumpthin’ – who else can rock a red suit macho? No one. No one but the Cisse. Sorry Thierry, we had a good run, no hard feelings mate, but you’re off the list. And Cristiano, watch yourself, you’re on the verge of a price drop, dearest. )
But let us not take away from the victorious victor, here to celebrate his victory and our need for a thesaurus.
Congrats Smudger, nice work.
Good luck in the semis though dear, we think you’re going to need it.
Link: The Tuesday Thigh Off Round One
Link: The Tuesday Thigh Off Round Two

I have ideological disagreements with him.
Ew, no. The thighs might be fine but the man makes my blood boil.
Rumor is that soon he will be joining the Toon army…
I am nominating Michael Owen.. with all the rehabbing, his thighs are fantastic
You Make My Blood Boil Cate!!!!
How could a man as fit as tht make you angry.. hes gorgeous!! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/raspberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="raspberry" style="border:0;" /> More of Him Please Lol
Lo0ve
Charlotte x
I agree there should be more bout smudger on here. Such a finer!!
Congrats Smudge!!!
well… I knew he was going to win this one, coz he’s soooooo hot!!!
Becca, tell us more about that rumour!!! Now I want to know what happened!
*cheers*
Smudger!!!
Everything would be OK if he wasn’t Man U player
cisse. for henry.
i blame beck’s two-toned look.
Well Donr Alan,
I Think Its Fair To Say You Deserve This,
I Mean Theres Not Many People With A Body AsNice As Yours
I Love You Lots But ;; Wheres Frank Lampard And John Terry!
There Should Be More About Thm On Here
Lovee Sarah xx
We Need More About Him On Here!
Did Any One Hear The Story That Him And Cristiano WEre Fighting Over A Girl? It Was Quie A While Ago Now Though. The Girls Name Was Lauren Frain x
Becca x