December 15th, 2009
Tuesday Torsos: Lionel Messi, Barcelona
What? This is sexy.
Hee.
Please forgive? We couldn’t help ourselves.
No, you’re right. It’s unforgivable. We’ll just have to live with it.
Ah, Leo. You’re a supremely talented ‘baller, but you need to work on the beachside posing skills a tad. Fernando can guide you on the water shots. Nice use of short shorts though.
Images via Elmundo and FCBarcelona.




tks live4footy for answering!! i was away most of the day today!!!
Okay,so..He isn’t hot,but he’s cute enough.At least I think so,but look at the other photos.He looks like a little,sweet,lovely thing.Aaaaanyways,he’s cute..but so not hot.
These pictures have made me love him just a little bit less. Off the field that is…
What is wrong with you girls?
Lio went to the beach for TRAINING thats why he wore those "diapers" istead of swimming shorts!
You don't say! Is he training at the beach????? ………….
I think we are all aware of that, but it still doesn't change the fact, that it looks terrible!
His body is acceptable. But Leo, really? Take some tips of Nando or better still, keep the shirt ON.
I feel violated.
HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!
i ♥ him!!!!
<3333333
Giant diaper is right. A girl wants to mother Messi, not to bed him.
Oh, Messi…this is so not happening…
Omgomgomg! Laughing too much! Cannot stop laughing! It bloody hurts!
considering his petit figure, he does a nice job in the body department!
Oh fraggle… you are adorable, but honey, leave the sexy to those equipped to handle it
LMAO
I’m not even thinking it’s legal to look at him in that way!
it hurts to see..aha…he looks like a child of 3 years
I love leo to death, but whats with the shorts? It´s not the first time i have seen him dressed like that. It really does look like a diaper. He should stop it. Immidiately.
But, i still think he is a cutie. A small, shy, hobbit-like cutie. And the best footballer in the whole wide world.
Bless him for trying
Shame failing that bad though.
you're an idiot
Ouch. That's almost painful to look at.
NOT hot!!
ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! He's such a little hobbit!
meanies! Leo is a cutie pa tooty! don’t be mean
Looks like a 3 year old in a dirty diaper. Bleck! He’s gross dressed so this is just not fair to our eyes!
Oh God…
Wha…
What the…
This is the first time in my life that I would ask a footballer to get dressed. IMMEDIATELY!
I knew he was short but at first I thought he was on his knees….
Triple ick…
He is hands down the BEST baller in the world, and as cute as can be, but not in a sexy way at all. He actually looks like he is doing some type of martial arts maneuver.
My guess is he’s playing Capoeira!!!! Dani Alves must’ve taught him how to. hehehe!
Regiii, whats Capoeira? & leo is still a cutie. even if he's not as hot as..
kiko, nando, cris, okay welll… just about all the other bad arse ballers' .
luv himm still <3
Capoeira is a Brazilian martial art. It combines martial arts with music and dance.
And now that I've imparted my bit of wisdom for the day, I shall move on
oooh, thanks
messi that equaled as a big fail, it luks like hes wearing a big nappy! not cute lol
Come on you guys messi is really cute + there is always a first time right! Lets hope the second time would better! Better poses…. maybe a sexy profile pic!
if you equalize cute with having a troll face ok *rolls eyes*
Ew, Kickette.
OHHH NOOOOOO… that is just wrong in sooooooooo many ways….. Yuk… put some clothes on…. He is just gross…..
a giant diaper!!!!! I totally agree with Mel! LOL
The short shorts are never a good look, I don't care how much extra leg it shows.
He Looks Like He Has Balls On Each Side Off His Hips (Y) x
The short shorts look like a giant diaper…..