December 15th, 2009

Tuesday Torsos: Lionel Messi, Barcelona

Just like Baywatch

What? This is sexy.

Hee.

Please forgive? We couldn’t help ourselves.

No, you’re right. It’s unforgivable. We’ll just have to live with it.

Ah, Leo. You’re a supremely talented ‘baller, but you need to work on the beachside posing skills a tad. Fernando can guide you on the water shots. Nice use of short shorts though.

Leo you.... um... that's not how you do the sexy water shotMmmm, beachside foot massage. yack.

Images via Elmundo and FCBarcelona.

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40 Responses to “Tuesday Torsos: Lionel Messi, Barcelona”

  1. Regiii says:

    tks live4footy for answering!! i was away most of the day today!!!

  2. Piquéness says:

    Okay,so..He isn’t hot,but he’s cute enough.At least I think so,but look at the other photos.He looks like a little,sweet,lovely thing.Aaaaanyways,he’s cute..but so not hot.

  3. These pictures have made me love him just a little bit less. Off the field that is…

  4. Nadabu says:

    What is wrong with you girls?

    Lio went to the beach for TRAINING thats why he wore those "diapers" istead of swimming shorts!

    • Mel says:

      You don't say! Is he training at the beach????? ………….

      I think we are all aware of that, but it still doesn't change the fact, that it looks terrible!

  5. Aisha says:

    His body is acceptable. But Leo, really? Take some tips of Nando or better still, keep the shirt ON.

    I feel violated.

  6. XOE says:

    HHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTT!

    i ♥ him!!!!

    <3333333

  7. Redgirl says:

    Giant diaper is right. A girl wants to mother Messi, not to bed him.

  8. Avenath says:

    Oh, Messi…this is so not happening…

  9. Mila says:

    Omgomgomg! Laughing too much! Cannot stop laughing! It bloody hurts!

  10. Regiii says:

    considering his petit figure, he does a nice job in the body department!

  11. tammyv says:

    Oh fraggle… you are adorable, but honey, leave the sexy to those equipped to handle it

  12. Thea says:

    I’m not even thinking it’s legal to look at him in that way!

  13. ba says:

    it hurts to see..aha…he looks like a child of 3 years

  14. Lotte says:

    I love leo to death, but whats with the shorts? It´s not the first time i have seen him dressed like that. It really does look like a diaper. He should stop it. Immidiately.

    But, i still think he is a cutie. A small, shy, hobbit-like cutie. And the best footballer in the whole wide world.

  15. tiktok says:

    Bless him for trying :)
    Shame failing that bad though.

  16. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Ouch. That's almost painful to look at.

  17. Lucy says:

    NOT hot!!

  18. Fiona says:

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! He's such a little hobbit!

  19. Homeskillet17 says:

    meanies! Leo is a cutie pa tooty! don’t be mean :P

  20. shay says:

    Looks like a 3 year old in a dirty diaper. Bleck! He’s gross dressed so this is just not fair to our eyes!

  21. Anya says:

    Oh God…
    Wha…
    What the…
    This is the first time in my life that I would ask a footballer to get dressed. IMMEDIATELY!

  22. Nandia says:

    I knew he was short but at first I thought he was on his knees….

  23. Blair says:

    Triple ick…

  24. Gigi Neville-Brown says:

    He is hands down the BEST baller in the world, and as cute as can be, but not in a sexy way at all. He actually looks like he is doing some type of martial arts maneuver.

  25. Dutch says:

    messi that equaled as a big fail, it luks like hes wearing a big nappy! not cute lol

  26. lamis says:

    Come on you guys messi is really cute + there is always a first time right! Lets hope the second time would better! Better poses…. maybe a sexy profile pic!

  27. imhereforthenando says:

    Ew, Kickette.

  28. Dexter says:

    OHHH NOOOOOO… that is just wrong in sooooooooo many ways….. Yuk… put some clothes on…. He is just gross…..

  29. KateAlonso says:

    a giant diaper!!!!! I totally agree with Mel! LOL

  30. bam! says:

    The short shorts are never a good look, I don't care how much extra leg it shows.

  31. Eliseee says:

    He Looks Like He Has Balls On Each Side Off His Hips (Y) x

  32. Mel says:

    The short shorts look like a giant diaper…..