September 4th, 2008
Thursday Tasty: Cristiano Ronaldo
If there’s one good thing about the seasons starting to change and grow colder, it’s the return of the jumper. They look so good on ballers, doncha know. We’ll certainly be welcoming autumn with open arms this year.
Also, welcome with open arms: C-Ron and his oatmeal-covered pecs. And yes, his slightly too short jeans and over-groomed eyebrows too. Our appreciation for Cristiano and all his Eurotrash glory is returning.
Roll on full fitness fairies!
I second that Nelly. I'm trying to have Miss Kickette put him back in the F5! What do you say oh godesses & gods of kickette, is he up for reinstatement?
Deffinatley Tasty
Wheres The TTO Though?
He should be in the F5. I think he looks good, don’t like the colour of the jumper and have seen him in those jeans a few times now. But he should be def be reinstated.
Hey Johnna, how are you darling? Was thinking of you while we were at the Berba bash
The colour suits him and yes I love jumpers. Of course Cris, if you were in Portugal, you'd still be wearing t-shirts, but it's your life, not mine lol. The jeans are tacky but I've seen worse.
The colour suits him and yes I love jumpers. Of course Cris, if you were in Portugal, you’d still be wearing t-shirts, but it’s your life, not mine lol. The jeans are tacky but I’ve seen worse.
Clothes? Hot. Body? Hot. Face and especially that revoltingly gelled hair? DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Im definitely on the sweater bandwagon – it should be in every ballers contract in England that as soon as September arrives they must slip into one!
YUM!
Gosh, I love how many of you dislike him. Just more Cris for me!!!!!!!! Thanks kickette for the Cris love today, I really appreciate it
He’s blatently got some Vaseline in his pocket, to keep his lips snoggable. I hate him! I really wish i could properly hate him, I wish I could but it doesn’t seem possible.
He’s hot. Always hot. Sometimes greasy but all the better to slide around with!
lose that girl blog
now, show me “Thursday Tasty” where is it?
ronaldo looks stunning no matter what thay say! <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/kiss.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="kiss" style="border:0;" />
Yummy!
And yes, those terrible jeans have to go. And what gives with the hair flaps?
Love C-Ron…Eurotrashy or not. I could stare at him all day and never bore of him.
Just curious though…is that a condom in his pocket or is he just happy to see me?
when did he beat back the gay and become hot again? this is new.
I think he’s scrumptious. I don’t mind the eyebrows, but the Seinfeld jeans and shoes have to GO.
http://images.teamtalk.com/08/02/800×600/VedranCo… There is a little distraction from the above monstrosity for all those girls who agree that C-ron is yuck. Croatian – dark and blue eyed. Yummy. Can't say much for his taste in clubs though…
Oh deary me. This has brought back my morning sickness with a vengeance. He is SO NOT hot. As for the outfit, that's the default outfit on all the mannequins at H&M, every season. No props for such a 'duh' choice. Come on Kickette – Vedran Corluka – now he is a hottie!!!
Oh Cristiano! After being utterly annoyed with him during the summer to the point of 'don't care anymore' he just has to pop up in a lovely jumper and not so lovely jeans and all is forgotten. Nelly I agree, he should have NEVER left the F5!!!!!!
his eye-brows looks better than mine ! Man, he sould take it easy on his brows i like it when guys do their eye-brows, but C-ron took it way too far, I Like the Jumper, thouugh.
He's wearing a rosary around his neck again. Is he really praying with it daily? In between slag fests? The oatmeal colored sweater is lovely though.
*Shudders* Ugh, what a pimp.
Aaaah, and the sweater isn't too tight. LOOKING GOOD CRISTIANO! All you need is nothing more but only less gel. Grrr.
Why oh why must you be so fine Cristiano Ronaldo? I could not keep my eyes off of him…but those eyebrows…um, is he drawing them in now? Filling them in? It's obvious he waxes them. That's bout the only thing I don't like, the pants are okay, the sweater looks good too, but I'd rather see them off them on if u know what I mean. Love you Cristiano! Oh, and I think that Cristiano should be return to the Finest Five list! What do u all think?
it looks like hers growling and it looks soo good
eurotrash??!!! LOL! I agree, oh C-Ron you are such a guilty pleassure =D
nghhhhhh hallo bb. We've missed you. S'good to see his skin did not keep that ugly shade of purple he was over the summer.
Love love love Cristiano…no matter how metro-sexual he has become. Just curious. Is that a condom in his right pocket or is he just happy to see me? Seriously gotta love a guy who never leaves the house without “protection!”
those little flecks of hair from behind his ears are slightly distracting. and what tha f*ck is under his shirt that’s making his left pec so bubbly? after that shiny shorts episode, i think i’ll pass.
Eeeewwww C-Ron looks as slimy and over-groomed as usual. Nice outfit though
He looks tasty to me, like a big old hot fudge sundae with real whipped cream that you know you shouldn’t eat because it’s only going to make you feel slightly nauseous and a little dizzy after and add five pounds straight to your ass, but you just can’t resist because basically you’re a weak amoral fudge-sundae-lovin’-ho.
These are not the best pics of Ronny but he’s still mighty tasty, minus the brows. I adore this man like a bratty brother. If I could just speak to him, I’d sort out the manscaping, purple tans and loyalty in five minutes flat (along with some of his clothing choices ; )). He’s too good of a footballer to be hated as much as he is. If I had a say, he’d have a PR/sylist guy strapped to his a** at all times.
eurotrash??!!! LOL! I agree, oh C-Ron you are such a guilty pleassure =D
Not a fan of C-Ron by any means, but that is a pretty ace jumper. The colour looks really, really good on him. And the aviators are amazing. If they were within my budget, I would totally buy some. And I love that he wears the rosary. And yes – I did just compliment him. I need to go wash my mouth out with soap. I hate the white sneakers though. They’re God awful hideous. His jeans don’t bother me that much though. I’m pretty sure if he decided to head a ball today, though, it would get stuck to the goalpost from the over-dosage of hair gel.