April 7th, 2009

Tuesday Torsos: Cristiano Ronaldo


It’s one of the best torsos in the business, dear readers. You know it. We know it. And most importantly of all, Cristiano knows it.

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37 Responses to “Tuesday Torsos: Cristiano Ronaldo”

  1. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh I just love him.

  2. The Fourth Official says:

    Cris’s ab-tastic-ness is one of the universe’s constants.

  3. Becca says:

    He might be cocky, but hes still got one of the best bods in the bizz ;)

  4. MrsXabiAlonso says:

    Oh I just love him.

  5. LynxKitten says:


  6. Missy says:

    Just have to say this abtastic photo has made my day….well, for days now. :)

  7. Wazza's Freckle says:

    I think Pepe is in awe of the abs!!!

  8. torres4ever says:

    Soooo HOT! I want to hate him,but when you have abs like that, hating is impossible.

  9. lose that girl says:

    The eighth wonder of the world, the abs of Cristiano!

    lose that girl blog

  10. Meer. says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you Kickette! Thank you for putting Cris on the frontpage again. I missed him. Again, thank you, thank you, thank you! And oh yeah, he's looking scrumptious as always ^__^

  11. carly says:

    I hope he does that a lot tonight. It's a never a good sign for his team.

  12. carly says:

    I hope he does that a lot tonight. It’s a never a good sign for his team.

  13. Berbie's Barbie says:

    What a tummy! What a tummy! What a tummy!

  14. lose that girl says:

    The eighth wonder of the world, the abs of Cristiano!

    lose that girl blog

  15. Susie says:

    If I was Cristiano, Id love muself a lot too!

    Young, talented, rich and good looking… talk about winning the lottery of life!!!  <img src="http://www.kickette.com/images/smileys/smile.gif&quot; width="19" height="19" alt="smile" style="border:0;" />

  16. Messi’s abs are better.

    ~ Bestplayerintheworld.com ~

  17. shay says:

    All the world must bow down before the greatness of Chis’ abs!

  18. Cherry says:

    Ugh. He makes me sick to my stomach.

  19. andream says:

    oh. my god. y do you do this to me? i was just starting to hste him just enough.. then u come back with this dizzying sight..i want it.

  20. debs says:


  21. Raina says:

    Good. God.
    What does it take to get this man back into the Finest 5???  More accurately, he should be in the Hot H.O.F.  C’mon, Kickette!!

  22. Eternal Dreamer says:

    He may be dirty, but his body is amazing.

  23. Cheryl says:


  24. suzie says:

    nice body not so keen on the rest of him- far too groomed for my taste. But what's going on with his shorts!!!!??? Is it the sight of his own torso that does that I wonder!

  25. kimmila_2000 says:

    No layering for him-others should take note and follow.

  26. Blondie says:

    He loves himself just a bit too much !

  27. Genevieve Gourcuff says:

    I hate this man so much but I can't deny how much I love his perfect perfect abs

  28. FirstTeamCoach says:

    Love him or hate him nobody can deny the body is fab.

  29. aristeia says:

    10 hour work shift. 8 of it alone. Haven't felt well since Friday. I'm car-less. Broke. Hungry. I'll take anything at this point, Kickette. *shamelessly ignores everything from the neck up* Hip dips are hip dips and I need a pick-me-up.

  30. Avenath says:

    I so want to hate this man, but his torso is oh-so-delish….sigh, sigh, sigh…

  31. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Ignore the face and the team, and its good, lol.

  32. Meer. says:

    WHAT!? No shirts were removed tonight at the Man Utd – Porto game? Cris, I am outraged. This is no way to treat your ladies. Ts ts.

  33. ferzie says:

    Cris has the most perfect abs IMO.He’s the ideal footballer..think he should be presented with the Abtastic award along with the current awards he holds..:) A proud fan!

  34. HoneyBee says:

    Pass the cream please:-p

  35. Baby Freya (Mrs Arbeloa) says:

    Oh thank you thank you thank you, Kickette! That is just what I need to look at after some evil chemistry tuition! And, I hate to say it but, he is definately working overtime to get back on the F5……I think he should get his place back! Chuck out Roque and Cesc and throw in some Nando and CRon for good measure.

  36. c9 says:

    Darling…..the whole jersey was supposed to come off in that one!! Fabulous treat kickette, posting my Crissie on the front page! I do agree with Freya’s comment, Cris is working OT to get back on the ever so fantabulous F5 list :)

  37. BS_guapa_grl6 says:

    whether he is loved or hated…my o my how can one ever say no to this??? Cristiano’s fab torso is making me crazy at this moment…lol…please post more…:)