January 7th, 2010

Twitter Talk: The Belletti Family

Decos costume party

Deco, he of Chelsea and Portuguese NT fame, held a costume party over the New Year, and the Belletti family partook in the fun.

Deco’s club teammate Juliano Belletti’s choice for fancy dress was meager -  an L.A Lakers uniform, while his sister Luana channeled her inner Marilyn Monroe. The girl to their left had the most creative costume: an American girl who dresses slutty on Halloween.

In case you haven’t heard, many celebrities enjoy spewing monotonous ramblings on Twitter. Don’t know how to find? Just follow us and we’ll lead you to the Twitpic promise land.  Few ‘ballers, however, post the wide assortment of 140-character tweets as the Belletti family does. In fact, they seem to have the strongest chance of rivaling our favorite U.S. famewhores, The Kardashians.

Luana posted the above party photo over the holidays while Juliano has been known to share shots of his wife in a bikini from time to time.

If that’s not enough to make your eyes roll be sure to avoid following Juliano’s agent and older brother Sandro’s Twitter feed. We hear there’s another member of the family clan floating in the tweeting abyss but our care for this story stops here.

Oh, and Luana’s name might ring a bell since last year she was pictured cozying up to Ronaldo at a Manchester hotel bar. As of late, she’s been turning out vague 140-character messages that have the Portuguese press calling “relationship” rekindlement. Some reports even suggest “the pair” are headed for the aisle. Where’s the Twitter fail whale when you need him?

Luana and JTThe moral of this post? Having a famous, footballer brother gets you up, close and personal with John Terry. And, possibly in the passenger’s seat of Cristiano’s new 214K Porsche Panamera Turbo.

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10 Responses to “Twitter Talk: The Belletti Family”

  1. Susana says:

    I have it on good authority that the woman pictured with Cristiano in the Lowry Hotel bar was not Luana Belletti, but a woman just having drinks with friends and was invited over for a drink with Cristiano and his friends.

    It is safe to say that Cristiano is still very single and don't wanna Luana!

  2. lovecfc says:

    may I have his sister's twitter account??? I can't find it!!!

    And, is the pic she with JT is from her twitter???

    Thanks a lots:)

  3. rain_s_child says:

    she denied everything on twitter 11 hours ago, she said: "Fiquei um tempo longe do twitter devido às noticias que começaram a sair na imprensa. Segundo eles, que eu teria passado Natal em Lisboa …e estaria de casamento marcado com Cristiano Ronaldo. A noticia é completamente FALSA, eu e Cristiano não estamos juntos", which means (approximately) "i didn't post fost a while because of the news that started to appear in the media, that i was in Lisbon for Christmas and that i would be marrying Cristiano Ronaldo. That is completely fake, me an Cristiano are not together!". that answers the questions some of us have *looks hopeful*

    • Samantha says:

      Thanks for the update and translation! I think many of us will sleep better tonight knowing that rumor is false. :)

  4. Elise says:

    Oh, I love Belletti…even if he’s guilty of oversharing! LOL

  5. Samantha says:

    Umm. was that a joke about the skank getting into Cristiano's car? I'm dying of jealousy, please tell me you were kidding!

  6. carly says:

    lol what a bunch of twitter-whores. *polishes halo*

    The funniest thing about this is Deco having a costume party – I'd love to know what he was dressed up like…

  7. FootballerChick43 - says:

    Belletti's tweets are nearly as great as Kaka's. Seriously. I spend half of my time laughing for apparently no reason at school because of them.

    The costume is hilarious, despite the cheesiness.

  8. Elise says:

    Oh my goodness, Kickette…I hadn't clicked all the way through this post and nearly missed a fantastic pic of John!! Lovely! Thank you! I love the striped shirt he's wearing, too. I confess, however, to feeling no love whatsoever in this moment for Belletti's sister! LOL