We're still too emo to LOL but... this sure came close to breaking the Beckspression we're under. 
Deco, he of Chelsea and Portuguese NT fame, held a costume party over the New Year, and the Belletti family partook in the fun.
Deco’s club teammate Juliano Belletti’s choice for fancy dress was meager - an L.A Lakers uniform, while his sister Luana channeled her inner Marilyn Monroe. The girl to their left had the most creative costume: an American girl who dresses slutty on Halloween.
In case you haven’t heard, many celebrities enjoy spewing monotonous ramblings on Twitter. Don’t know how to find? Just follow us and we’ll lead you to the Twitpic promise land. Few ‘ballers, however, post the wide assortment of 140-character tweets as the Belletti family does. In fact, they seem to have the strongest chance of rivaling our favorite U.S. famewhores, The Kardashians.
Luana posted the above party photo over the holidays while Juliano has been known to share shots of his wife in a bikini from time to time.
If that’s not enough to make your eyes roll be sure to avoid following Juliano’s agent and older brother Sandro’s Twitter feed. We hear there’s another member of the family clan floating in the tweeting abyss but our care for this story stops here.
Oh, and Luana’s name might ring a bell since last year she was pictured cozying up to Ronaldo at a Manchester hotel bar. As of late, she’s been turning out vague 140-character messages that have the Portuguese press calling “relationship” rekindlement. Some reports even suggest “the pair” are headed for the aisle. Where’s the Twitter fail whale when you need him?
The moral of this post? Having a famous, footballer brother gets you up, close and personal with John Terry. And, possibly in the passenger’s seat of Cristiano’s new 214K Porsche Panamera Turbo.
I have it on good authority that the woman pictured with Cristiano in the Lowry Hotel bar was not Luana Belletti, but a woman just having drinks with friends and was invited over for a drink with Cristiano and his friends.
It is safe to say that Cristiano is still very single and don’t wanna Luana!