June 23rd, 2009
Two for Tuesday: U21 Hottie Spotting
It seems as though we have overlooked an entire generation: the U-21 players.
Thanks to some much needed insight from our fantabulous readers, we’ve been firmly lectured on this misstep and our now correcting the error of our ways to bring you some barely legal hotties lurking around the profesh leagues.
Sebastian Giovinco
Country: Italy
Team: Juventus
Position: Midfielder
Claim to Fame: Perfectly arched eyebrows? Check. Killer cheekbones? Doubly Check. Fierce Sicilian staredown that would have some of the best bitchfacers running scared? You betcha.
Why watch: He also once bared his baby bum to the world in ’07 – although we’re somewhat worried about the
Beautifully miniature at just 5’4, he’s earned himself the nickname formica atomic (atom ant) after the Hanna-Barbera cartoon character. Considered a future shining star for the Azzurri, Giovinco spends time honing his lady-killing craft with help from his Fabio Canna-inspired look. And we haven’t even mentioned his impressive tongue strength. Bojan Krkic, fellow-U21 cutie, you’ve got some competition.
Markus Berg
Country: Sweden
Team:Groningen
Position: Striker
Why watch: Armed with a pair of almost transparent, light blue eyes, Markus is the man for you if you like intense-soul-sucking-staring contests across the dinner table. His hair is always suitably mussed/styled and you won’t have to learn a foreign language as he speaks English well enough to understand your request for a credit card. He had a seriously sweet hat trick in Sweden’s first game that’s raised his already high stock even more – many a PL team are interested in signing him. Looks like a keeper.
More tomorrow!
In the meantime, check out some of the other options on tap via our Polish-sisters-in-arms at Ciacha.
Thanks Malin!
Yay! Thanks for giving them some attention.
For Germany, I’d like to request either Benedikt Höwedes (because he’s completely adorable) or Mats Hummels (because he’s the new Metze *wink*). Check German Baller Appreciation for evidence. 
Well, I do try to avoid the perving on the bitty ones, but some of them I can’t help so much. I just keep telling myself they’re legal age.
All I have left now are my wee ragazzini, so I’m so happy we’re chatting about the u21s. *squishes Seb*
You’re right, justlikexabi. ;D
Berg seems to be seriously quality, impressive performance tonight again in a rather amusing match.
That is one looooooooong tongue..*drools*
My God, I’m taller than the first one. That never happens. Jesus.
For some reason, though these guys are closer to my age… I just can’t find them attractive. Seriously.
i’ve been following u21’s religiously and there are tonnes of cuties on the teams. love the barely legal. some hotties on spain, germany, italy, sweden, fins. lots and lots oh and england.
Actually it’s “Anatomic Ant” for Giovi *grins* He’s pocket-sized an adorable. I’ve got a good 5 inches on him…I just want to take him home and put him on a shelf.
omg theyre both gorgeous. and i can creep cuz im around thier age. im liking the tounge on the first guy=)
I thought both of them were 22. What gives?
I’m taller than the first one by 2 inches. That’s not OK.
Marcus (his is with a C, yes, not like Rosenberg’s) has made into Kickette! Now this is what I call good taste, ladies
Yayyy I love the under-21 players. Wow Berg’s eyes are hypnotizing *-*
i like the look of both of them, but i would prefer to have Berg in my bed along with Jack Rodwell
You know who I do like to perve on? Pierluigi Casiraghi, the Azzurrini capo. Yummers.
oooh, more please?
Kickette, you should feature Benedikt Howedes (pic below, one to the left) He’s a cutie!
totally agree on the höwedes/hummels thing!!
Its so hard not to perve! I mean… LOOK at them!
Its so hard not to perve! I mean… LOOK at them!
Serbian midfielder GOJKO KACAR deserves a mention too
and Mats&Benni should come together like Metze&Kehl ;D