May 18th, 2012
UEFA Champions League Final: Big, Bulgy & Bright Red Or Blue Balls & Llama Layering?
Images: Launch Group UK.
We believe Bayern Munich is on the brink of something big and bulgy, Kickettes. In terms of history and our predictions go, the face/body talent ratio has never steered us wrong, so we probably shouldn’t lose faith in our own system now, right?
Well, according to this llama – who we’ll call Larry from here on out – at Ashdown Llama Park in East Sussex, we may be wrong in due time.
Using his own blue balls (hee!), he’s calling for the team from London Town to take the UEFA Champions League trophy tomorrow. For what it’s worth, Larry isn’t an ordinary, everyday kind of llama. No, he’s got a penchant for donning Chelsea scarves in the stable and aspires to supersede Paul the Octopus’ prediction record in the near future. So far, our newest furry friend is 1 – 0 in all future foreseeing after he correctly pre-declared the winners of the FA Cup final however many weekends ago.
To our lovely readers on this mediocre Friday, who will you be supporting on Saturday? Do you believe there’s a greater chance of you phoning Selfridges to tell them they’re ugly and their mothers dress them funny than [insert team name here] winning? And who’s reading this post on their mobile since their Munich-bound plane’s cabin doors haven’t shut yet?
Lastly – and most importantly – who do you think will be first ‘baller to take his shirt off?