May 8th, 2012
Universal Mysteries Solved: Carlos Bocanegra Has A Baby
Kickettes, this is not a photo of Carlos Bocanegra with his baby girl. REPEAT: NOT BOCA’S BABY. Image taken from his Fulham days.
Hmm. Okay. Well. This is a morally and ethically curious tale about invading a player’s internet privacy.
Where shall we begin?
Right here seems good. Within the past 48 hours or so, we’ve become certifiably creeper stalkers. We’re not sure how we feel about this, Kickettes.
While conducting some investigative “research” to make sense of Carlos Bocanegra cradling a mysterious bundle of joy in his arms during his team’s end of season bubba parade, we discovered this Tweet from Iain Luxford (@Luxinho77):
“Massive congrats to Carlos Bocanegra and my old ABO friend, Lita, on the birth of their daughter today..They’ve called her Talan.”
And then we came across the Bocanegra Family Group (which they should really make private) and found this congratulatory message to Lita (Boca Burger’s baby mum) on the birth of the couple’s daughter.
So, it looks like Carlos does have a baby. And that we’ve reached a new lowly embarrassing level of stalking.
Congrats to the couple!