May 8th, 2012

Universal Mysteries Solved: Carlos Bocanegra Has A Baby

Kickettes, this is not a photo of Carlos Bocanegra with his baby girl. REPEAT: NOT BOCA’S BABY. Image taken from his Fulham days.

Hmm. Okay. Well. This is a morally and ethically curious tale about invading a player’s internet privacy.

Where shall we begin?

Right here seems good. Within the past 48 hours or so, we’ve become certifiably creeper stalkers. We’re not sure how we feel about this, Kickettes.

While conducting some investigative “research” to make sense of Carlos Bocanegra cradling a mysterious bundle of joy in his arms during his team’s end of season bubba parade, we discovered this Tweet from Iain Luxford (@Luxinho77):

“Massive congrats to Carlos Bocanegra and my old ABO friend, Lita, on the birth of their daughter today..They’ve called her Talan.”

And then we came across the Bocanegra Family Group (which they should really make private) and found this congratulatory message to Lita (Boca Burger’s baby mum) on the birth of the couple’s daughter.

So, it looks like Carlos does have a baby. And that we’ve reached a new lowly embarrassing level of stalking.

Congrats to the couple!

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13 Responses to “Universal Mysteries Solved: Carlos Bocanegra Has A Baby”

  1. xbabyshakesx says:

    awww congrats! and i think he looks soo cute in this pic!

  2. Mrs_Q_Borri says:

    Congrats to Boca and wifey!! :)

  3. Femme Legale says:

    They deserve all of the awards for being able to keep it a secret so long!

  4. rafaela says:

    Why???

  5. Little Berba says:

    Well, there goes my dream of being Mrs. Bocanegra… I'm off to the bar!

  6. Carvivlie says:

    Stalking a footballer to find out if he is married/girlfriend or has a baby is always justified!

  7. TammyV says:

    Hasn't she been around him for years now at like the ESPYs and things? This is summer 2010

    Isn't this her? http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v162/stpdwn89/W…

  8. tweedlediyah says:

    i am so impressed by your research skills right now. WOW.

  9. Jayy says:

    BOCA MUFFIN FATHERED A BABY MUFFIN?!?!?

  10. Coco girl says:

    *Snap, crackle, pop* The collective sound of bubbles everywhere being burst. *sigh*

  11. Nikki says:

    Is Lita the girl he was with at some awards/red carpet thing Kickette posted awhile back?

    Well Congrats!