December 3rd, 2010
Universal Mysteries Solved: Coleen Rooney’s Eyebrows
We can add this to our other “Universal Mysteries Solved” file-folder:
Coleen Rooney’s Eyebrow situ is the work of an eyebrow pencil, not a semi-permanent tattoo job hastily performed by a balding Hell’s Angel motorcyclist nicked-named “Bonecrusher”.
Phew!
If that’s not a massive burden lifted from our shoulders, than we don’t know what is.
Image: Now Magazine
Cher Lloyd must be laughing at her…
thats how awful your eyebrows look, Coleen!
cool…now we know she is not that crazy…yet!
LOL too funny, i love eyebrow convos! but yeah on another note…Shes got EE-SHOES!!!! i mean her hubs is not only shrek #2 but hes a douche? the nerve!
I actually thought "huh what hey is there something wrong with her shoes?" and scrolled back up and was halfway back up before I realised what you meant. Well then.
I used to like Colleen – back when she seemed to have more self-respect. Now, however, it just looks as though she's lost her spirit and is going through the proverbial motions, and I feel sorry for her because of it. I hate it when that happens to women. Wayne's a j*ck*ss, only uglier and not as intelligent.
no likey nada :p
Poor girl looks so tired, Wayne, your a twat.
I dont mean to change the topic..but why hasnt Kickette mentioned
DAVID VILLAS BIRTHDAY YET?
Methinks, her eyebrows add to the Rooneys weird quotient.
I just think she's ugly in general.
I have this theory…
Eyebrows are an indicator of mental stability.
How many times have you seen crazy people with ridiculous, hand-drawn eyebrows and thought to yourself, "That poor woman has issues."
Joan Crawford? Katie Price? Lady GaGa? Lil Kim? Boy George? Not to mention all the lovely ladies at your local neighbourhood Tesco's/WalMart.
I rest my case.
Oops…I didn't mean ALL the lovely ladies at Tesco's/WalMart….I meant all the lovely ladies WITH crazy brows at Tesco's/WalMart. It seems to me those stores seem to have more than their fair share of tortured eyebrows.
There's something I just don't like about her. Like, I can't stand the sight of her. I don't know if it's because I have such little respect for her (she seems to me to be little nore than a money-hungry, social-climbing wannabe), but … I could do with never having to read anything about her again.
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I think she would look cute with Prince Harry…possibly. Poor girl put up with enough with a husband like hers, she deserves too be treated better. If only she didnt come off as soo stupid and easy to mock, i could really like her =(
hypothetically speaking of course =P
Now if only she could get rid of those old lady hair styles, she would look as young as she is.
either way, tattoo job or just eyebrow pencil, it looks simply awful!!
But to me the real mystery is: What happened to her real eyebrows? Did she overpluck or shave them? I mean, WHY would anyone choose to draw in ridiculously unnatural looking brows?
Apologies if my comment sounds bitchy, but her fingers are really chubby.
LOL they ARE!
Penciled in eyebrows can look natural if applied correctly. With that in mind, either she told a bold face lie to the press to save her own face or she told a bold face lie to avoid giving her favourite beauty salon and spa bad publicity. Either way, this woman is lying!
Did someone over pencil her eyes too when she met, fell in love with, married, had a child with and took back Wayne Rooney?
win!
I second Deb's comment. You, babe, are the win.
Heavily pencilled brows should have died with Joan Crawford.
Wayne… no… wire… HANGERRRRS!
Go and se another thing about the "poor" Coleen… http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1335294/Coleen-Rooney-picks-fish-n-chip-supper-gets-train-home.html” rel=”nofollow”>.http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1335294/Coleen-Rooney-picks-fish-n-chip-supper-gets-train-home.html
Sorry this is the correct adress http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1335…
Those brows look a bit like the Bride Of Chucky. Actually, chucky would make a better husband than Wayne at this point.
oh my God! great news I was so worried about her!!
+rolls eyes+
Now I can finally sleep soundly at night